🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Ravier Xavenblood said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P1MXnHStxsENew dethawed shrimp food hack just dropped. Just another Sunday Funday in the Bog-den. Not even 2 minutes in and he's already slurping that cocktail sauce.
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What's up with his right hand? Looking naasty as fuck yootooob. It wasn't nearly this bad in his latest rant video.
Food Hack
Rant
 
'Ole Dente said:
A lot of those guys were poo touchers. They spent their time in Skype groups trying to do interviews with him and, later on, spent their time in discord groups sharing pictures of his asshole and combing through the intimate details of his life. A good portion of them, almost all of them, were subreddit jannys ffs.
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Two things, first you're equating the loudest voices, and by that i mean the retards that were calling his workplace due to two particular youtube retards, to the average viewer who were not involved but watching because he was funny. They were absolutely called out when they pulled their gay ass shit.

Secondly, you're blinded by current cobra communities and getting mixed up. Yeah there was a group of people from when josh had his youtube taken who were malicious and came into watching him and fucking about with him, but they were the other side of the coin and the majority were from /b/. The people I'm talking about that I can speak on were absolutely not In discords or in anyway associated with the gay reddits or the private groups.
 
CheesyBoy said:
Are those bruises or just dirt? Has he been punching something dirty?
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If he punched something hard enough to break the skin, the blood would eventually congeal into that nasty brown color over time - Dried blood in particular goes that horrible brown color easily. If it had scabbed over, we would be seeing a dark purple with a white-brown whorl from my limited memory of the time I busted my knuckles. Somehow, I doubt Cobra treats his wounds with rubbing alcohol. Or it's just something gross, but my money's on untreated knuckle cuts. He's also punching with his whole fist if so, and that's not exactly common either - Most of the time you'll see one or two knuckles bruised because that's all that actually makes contact.

Better not get a skin infection BOY!
 
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He never showed the food hack. Its just 15 minutes of him hunched over grabing things off screen and shoving them into his mouth. Dood, even by Cobes standards thats lame. He created a monstrosity off screen and then ate it without showing us anything. Cmon Man. I feel ripped off.
 
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
If he punched something hard enough to break the skin, the blood would eventually congeal into that nasty brown color over time - Dried blood in particular goes that horrible brown color easily. Somehow, I doubt Cobra treats his wounds with rubbing alcohol. Or it's just something gross, but my money's on untreated knuckle cuts.

Better not get a skin infection BOY!
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He didn't mention or seem to have any hand pain, so if he punched something, it wasn't hard enough to fracture or break a bone. It does look like he scraped the skin off somehow, as there appears to be a raised ring around the marks, suggesting missing skin.

Better not lose a fight to a wall, BOY.
 
Jesus Christ, what's with his constant drooling in this video? He's spitting up like a baby.
CheesyBoy said:
Are those bruises or just dirt? Has he been punching something dirty?
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I think he's been fishing for cigarette butts out of ashtrays again and hasn't washed his hands. It looks like dirt, but before they were dirty they were definitely red.
 
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I never bought into the whole 'pills' stories that occasionally I'd see. But he does get so fucked up every now and then and it's not booze I tihnk. He slurs, breathes super heavy, and just seems sluggish. One of his pork ribs videos has him at this peak condition. He could just be super drunk but it always struck me as something else.
 
I love how he can't eat even semi warm food now cos of his teeth. Like hour old McDonald's is too hot for him.
One bite and saying I will eat this off camera is so funny to me.
 
Crosspost from the NAL thread:
ASeabear8952 said:
Jessica Messica posted a video of note today. It shows that after the second visit NAL was selling pictures of Cobes while he was incapacitated and she and what looks like a buddy troll planning a scenario in which they say the trolls are gonna come to her house and try to kill and rape her in order to get Cobes to talk to her.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ft4bdra2fw0
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I always assume his extra sloppy behavior is just Wernicke-Korsakoff doing it's thang. Yeah I know he had the duster arc and he's lucky he didn't die from that, but when it comes to the whole secret pills + booze theory I'm skeptical how often that's really occuring. I feel like if the boy was mixing like that with any regularity he'd just go into a coma and asphyxiate and we wouldn't be this far long into the whole affair.

The symptoms for wetbrain all seem to match his behavior when he's extra sideways and drooling, and being afflicted by it would line up with both his atrocious eating habits and drinking habits that have been extensively documented on camera alone, aside from whatever extra drinking/shitty eating he gets up to off camera.

Get the boy some vitamin B1 supplements, maybe convince him they're goth as fuck somehow. (Vampires need extra vitamins to survive in the regular world, haha yeth).
 
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