🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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What i don't understand, is Clint, i mean, why move to Europe and become some sort of light-weight Hakkeh artist??? Does he hate his baby Cobra that much that he has to emigrate, change his name and just ignore his son?

 
As a certifiable weeb I can safely say this is the most retarded food hack he’s ever done. The noodles didn’t even fit in the broth they sat out in the counter all night you can see how they fucking solidified. He bought that retarded “hacked” ramen, with too many noodles and ingredients to even put in the broth, completely defeating the purpose of ramen, then let it sit on the counter overnight so the noodles further solidified, and then “hacked it” again with fucking steak sauce and shit. It’s impossible to eat in the tiny bowl. Cobra noodoes what his YouTube trolls noodon’t!
 
Slim Boglim said:
As a certifiable weeb I can safely say this is the most retarded food hack he’s ever done. The noodles didn’t even fit in the broth they sat out in the counter all night you can see how they fucking solidified. He bought that retarded “hacked” ramen, with too many noodles and ingredients to even put in the broth, completely defeating the purpose of ramen, then let it sit on the counter overnight so the noodles further solidified, and then “hacked it” again with fucking steak sauce and shit. It’s impossible to eat in the tiny bowl. Cobra noodoes what his YouTube trolls noodon’t!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mjXwTL2JpLw
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one of the best recent spelling mishaps
 
Slim Boglim said:
As a certifiable weeb I can safely say this is the most retarded food hack he’s ever done. The noodles didn’t even fit in the broth they sat out in the counter all night you can see how they fucking solidified. He bought that retarded “hacked” ramen, with too many noodles and ingredients to even put in the broth, completely defeating the purpose of ramen, then let it sit on the counter overnight so the noodles further solidified, and then “hacked it” again with fucking steak sauce and shit. It’s impossible to eat in the tiny bowl. Cobra noodoes what his YouTube trolls noodon’t!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mjXwTL2JpLw
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He should have just lifted that noodle ball out of the bowl with those chopsticks and eaten it like an apple.
 
Sticking chopsticks into food like this is considered very rude and unlucky in Japan, since it is traditionally done as an offering to the dead... however given that Cobra believes consumed food is sent to the afterlife, it's oddly appropriate.
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Fishcakes said:
No way, there's no way he spent over $40 on a single bowl of Ramen, I say over 40 because you can't see the expensive ass service fee and whatever state tax shit there is for Wyoming...
$40+ for ONE bowl of ramen, ain't no way
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It had extra broth and noodles, man. He's not that stupid. He might have been born last night, but he wasn't born yesterday.
 
cobra fucker said:
we also get a sneak peek at the inside of the boglim goblet... looks like it too needs a brushing

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God, came here for this, i missed it when i look away from his videos for 2 seconds and it abruptly ends.. whats the over/under on that just being total mold layer at the bottom? Its stainless for gods sake.. even a 5 second hot water rinse would HAVE to improve it
 
Fishcakes said:
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woah woah woah, $45.19 without tax? An estimated $47 with tax?
Forty seven fucking dollars for a single bowl of Ramen?
$47?
What!?
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It would have been way cheaper and he would have got more if he just ordered the normal three times.

Slim Boglim said:
As a certifiable weeb I can safely say this is the most retarded food hack he’s ever done. The noodles didn’t even fit in the broth they sat out in the counter all night you can see how they fucking solidified. He bought that retarded “hacked” ramen, with too many noodles and ingredients to even put in the broth, completely defeating the purpose of ramen, then let it sit on the counter overnight so the noodles further solidified, and then “hacked it” again with fucking steak sauce and shit. It’s impossible to eat in the tiny bowl. Cobra noodoes what his YouTube trolls noodon’t!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mjXwTL2JpLw
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Leaving ramen over night is crazy since it's a meal you are meant to eat quick before the noodles get to wet.
 
Thesumof41is5 said:
God, came here for this, i missed it when i look away from his videos for 2 seconds and it abruptly ends.. whats the over/under on that just being total mold layer at the bottom? Its stainless for gods sake.. even a 5 second hot water rinse would HAVE to improve it
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Jokes on you, sicko. Every sip out of this cup, even with just water, provides essential minerals, nutrients, gut flora and fauna boosting bacteria.
Imagine paying for yakult and Actimel drinks, Cobes really is always one step ahead.
 
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