🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[BallBuster II]

4. Sickness.
Shortly after the final homeboy mead creation, about a week later, Josh mentioned having a stomach bug. This happened at least once during the whole saga and again towards the end. He denied any correlation but it’s safe to assume he got some sort of fungal and/or bacterial infection from drinking it. It’s hard to drink when you feel sick, so this could not continue lest cobra be subject to bouts of sobriety to recover.

I am thinking he was consuming the sediment/dead yeast at the bottom of the jars, and that was messing up his stomach real bad.

 

[Agares]

I am thinking he was consuming the sediment/dead yeast at the bottom of the jars, and that was messing up his stomach real bad.

This might be the fist time he’s confirmed what we already know: his ungodly diet has wrecked his gut.

Well, that and him doing the Hershey squirts on camera to own the troles.

 

[sort pil]

Pretty sure he said in a vid that the Halloween mead he made was so disgusting it put him off from trying to make more.

 

[Mushroom King]

After trying to win the eye of your millionaire sickly Great Uncle to be included in his will, a McDonalds franchise baron, you've injured yourself in the Great Casper, Wyoming Downhill Cart Race. After waking up, snowed deep within the powder in a mobile home, KingCobraJFS tries to nurse you back to health using microwaved McDonalds with abundant trimmings to restore your vigor. "Aghh... I .. I mean, you can do it, doodt, this recipe is bangin'.." He growls as you eat lumps of butter, hard cheese and mysterious protein, soaked through with four types of BBQ sauce and horseradish. You're alive, but at what cost?

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

It was never going to last, it was funny, scary at times and gave some good content however he overcomplicated it, had no respect for the craft or his own body and ultimately failed in a final blaze of sour banana peanut butter mead glory.

Scariest one was the eggnog mead plan, thankfully the boy listened and didn't go through with it. He would have gotten so horribly ill from that toxic sludge, probably for the best that he stopped it for now. Maybe aylawgs will send him some hooch recipes for dummies book with little pop ups explaining the process with simple words.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Pretty sure he said in a vid that the Halloween mead he made was so disgusting it put him off from trying to make more.

His mead arc had him making meads from melted candy bars, and he didn’t let it ferment right either. His meads are both horrifying and disgusting, and even in videos where he drinks his meads on camera, you can tell he hates the taste. If Cobra forced any of his orbiters to drink it, it should be classified as torture.

 

[BallBuster II]

Pretty sure he said in a vid that the Halloween mead he made was so disgusting it put him off from trying to make more.

I have seen this freak of nature consume pig brains, bug burritos, all kinds of rank fish including Surstomming. He rarely says anything is disgusting.

 

[Mushroom King]

Scariest one was the eggnog mead plan, thankfully the boy listened and didn't go through with it. He would have gotten so horribly ill from that toxic sludge, probably for the best that he stopped it for now. Maybe aylawgs will send him some hooch recipes for dummies book with little pop ups explaining the process with simple words.

I remember that, for the first few days, he was batting away warnings of trying dairy based mead insisting it was the troles so he drank the entire jug on the couch in one day before it 'went bad.'

 

[Agares]

His mead arc had him making meads from melted candy bars, and he didn’t let it ferment right either. His meads are both horrifying and disgusting, and even in videos where he drinks his meads on camera, you can tell he hates the taste. If Cobra forced any of his orbiters to drink it, it should be classified as torture.

Cobras alogs should be forced to chug a bottle of that habañero mead though.

 

[Onan The Destroyer]

I wonder why he doesn't get into cocktailmixing. He likes his drink combos. Cocktails are made with some of the same liquors that he likes. I'm sure he'd enjoy a nice Whiskey Sour or Mai Tai. I know he likes drink combos partly because it makes him feel like a potionmaker. Cocktails kinda feel the same way. It's a really cool hobby. The only reason I stopped is because it made me drink too much. But he doesn't have that issue. I mean he wouldn't have an issue with drinking too much.

Maybe it's because he feels using recipes isn't original enough. Like he feels he is the one coming up with something new, when he mixes drinks. Same reason he probably doesn't cook using recipes or why he comes up with his "food hacks". Which is funny, cause he otherwise copies people a lot.

Part of me wants to see the boy try it. He's certainly not too lazy as you can see from the mead saga, and he has enough money to put into it, too. He always has some liquor. Maybe buying lemons, limes and mint is too much of a hurdle.

And if someone sent him a cocktailmixing set, it would probably land on top of that tripod pile.

 

[DrNow]

(he used carrots at one point right?)

I’m pretty sure they were mixed in with the brine and jalapeno that made it into one batch. Unless I’ve got some Mandela effect memory going on. I want to believe he didn’t make jalapeño mead, but this is our boy we’re talking about.

Maybe that was NAL’s purpose all along, she derailed his mead saga, thus saving him from impending bogulism before departing the cobraverse.

I wonder why he doesn't get into cocktailmixing. He likes his drink combos. Cocktails are made with some of the same liquors that he likes. I'm sure he'd enjoy a nice Whiskey Sour or Mai Tai.

If he did he’d still put his gothic bad boy spin on whatever recipe he was given. Bloody Mary, but loaded with honey barbecue sauce and garnished with a candy bar instead of celery.

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

I wonder why he doesn't get into cocktailmixing. He likes his drink combos. Cocktails are made with some of the same liquors that he likes. I'm sure he'd enjoy a nice Whiskey Sour or Mai Tai. I know he likes drink combos partly because it makes him feel like a potionmaker. Cocktails kinda feel the same way. It's a really cool hobby. The only reason I stopped is because it made me drink too much. But he doesn't have that issue. I mean he wouldn't have an issue with drinking too much.

Maybe it's because he feels using recipes isn't original enough. Like he feels he is the one coming up with something new, when he mixes drinks. Same reason he probably doesn't cook using recipes or why he comes up with his "food hacks".

Part of me wants to see the boy try it. He's certainly not too lazy as you can see from the mead saga, and he has enough money to put into it, too. He always has some liquor. Maybe buying lemons, limes and mint is too much of a hurdle.

And if someone sent him a cocktailmixing set, it would probably land on top of that tripod pile.

Because he is a toddler gothic bad boy who does what he wants

 

[Onan The Destroyer]

Because he is a toddler gothic bad boy who does what he wants

Better not make any cocktails, boy.

 

[JazzHandsMcFeelz]

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More poop touching spotted on facebook. Apparently cobes doesn't want a mentorship

Fucking based retard

 

[anliteralidiot]

Okay but would you rather take a shot of his mead, or have sex with JESSICA BOYLE?

Mead ain't lookin too bad.

 

[DrNow]

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More poop touching spotted on facebook. Apparently cobes doesn't want a mentorship

Kevin is a sicko with groomy intentions.



“Hey Bud, you look like you could use a mentor. Want some candy?”

Okay but would you rather take a shot of his mead, or have sex with JESSICA BOYLE?

Mead ain't lookin too bad.

I’d take a fancy feast McDonald’s food hack and snail burrito over Jessica Boyle.

 

[Merlin Manson]

I want to believe he didn’t make jalapeño mead, but this is our boy we’re talking about.

It was the second visit, Josh made some “Peech Happenero Meat” supposedly for Jessica to try.

He poured her some on stream, much to her dismay. She wearily took a sip consisting of a grand total of 0.5ml, pulled a repulsed face, shook her head and told him it was “too spicy”.

Josh got pissed off with her immediately and corrected her, saying it’s a “thippin’ meat” and that you don’t drink it like a drink.

The following week when they had broken up for the second time, she told us that it was fucking disgusting and all of his food, drink combos and mead creations are absolute dogshit.

My timeline is a bit hazy but I believe this is when we got the “get your asshole blown out by habanero peach mead” quote from as she was talking to a person in her chat who asked about it.

In other words, yes he absolutely made the habanero peach mead. Insisted it was good, implied it was for NAL, she hated it, he didn’t finish it.

It’s a thippin meat.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Hey, Cobes got a shoutout from Harlye Morenstein, the Epic Meal Time guy!

Harley calls him a legend, and the best wand maker in all of the land.

 

[BallBuster II]

I wonder why he doesn't get into cocktailmixing. He likes his drink combos. Cocktails are made with some of the same liquors that he likes. I'm sure he'd enjoy a nice Whiskey Sour or Mai Tai. I know he likes drink combos partly because it makes him feel like a potionmaker. Cocktails kinda feel the same way. It's a really cool hobby. The only reason I stopped is because it made me drink too much. But he doesn't have that issue. I mean he wouldn't have an issue with drinking too much.

Maybe it's because he feels using recipes isn't original enough. Like he feels he is the one coming up with something new, when he mixes drinks. Same reason he probably doesn't cook using recipes or why he comes up with his "food hacks". Which is funny, cause he otherwise copies people a lot.

Part of me wants to see the boy try it. He's certainly not too lazy as you can see from the mead saga, and he has enough money to put into it, too. He always has some liquor. Maybe buying lemons, limes and mint is too much of a hurdle.

And if someone sent him a cocktailmixing set, it would probably land on top of that tripod pile.

He won't make proper cocktails because he us able to understand basic measurements when it comes to pouring. He will add a "splash" of liquor to something and it turns out to be 1/4 of the bottle.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

I wonder why he doesn't get into cocktailmixing. He likes his drink combos. Cocktails are made with some of the same liquors that he likes. I'm sure he'd enjoy a nice Whiskey Sour or Mai Tai. I know he likes drink combos partly because it makes him feel like a potionmaker. Cocktails kinda feel the same way. It's a really cool hobby. The only reason I stopped is because it made me drink too much. But he doesn't have that issue. I mean he wouldn't have an issue with drinking too much.

Maybe it's because he feels using recipes isn't original enough. Like he feels he is the one coming up with something new, when he mixes drinks. Same reason he probably doesn't cook using recipes or why he comes up with his "food hacks". Which is funny, cause he otherwise copies people a lot.

Part of me wants to see the boy try it. He's certainly not too lazy as you can see from the mead saga, and he has enough money to put into it, too. He always has some liquor. Maybe buying lemons, limes and mint is too much of a hurdle.

And if someone sent him a cocktailmixing set, it would probably land on top of that tripod pile.

The answer to "Why doesn't Cobra do this, or that? Why does he do ABC and XYZ?" is simply "Because he's Cobra." And that's why we watch him. I would also accept "Because he is highly regarded."