🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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In the name of all that is holy, those teeth! This thread has been the best ever motivation for me to improve my dental hygiene. Just seeing that picture made me brush my teeth out of horror. Brush your teeth carefully fellow Kiwis!

We have some dentists here, I would imagine that there is nothing that can be done to save those monstrosities now?
Floss too! Floss before you brush because then the bristles of the brush are more effective cleaning in between the teeth. The action of properly flossing itself and "exercising" the gum will stop the gingivitis to gum disease process before it gets going.

Any time you find yourself slipping on the daily routine, look at a picture of bog boy's sarlacc pit! ☠️
 
Floss too! Floss before you brush because then the bristles of the brush are more effective cleaning in between the teeth. The action of properly flossing itself and "exercising" the gum will stop the gingivitis to gum disease process before it gets going.

Any time you find yourself slipping on the daily routine, look at a picture of bog boy's sarlacc pit! ☠️
Good advice! I recommend this one.
GothGums.webp
 
If I did that I'd take it to my grave.
I can't imagine getting rekt by an actual retard and posting it online for everyone to see. If you're dumber than a guy who can't even decipher the esoteric nature of a can opener, just suck on a motherfucking tailpipe already.
 
I can't imagine getting rekt by an actual retard and posting it online for everyone to see. If you're dumber than a guy who can't even decipher the esoteric nature of a can opener, just suck on a motherfucking tailpipe already.
Turdtouchers don't know comedy. Anyone who's anyone would know that the funnier thing to ask was for Cobes to be your mentor.
 
I can't imagine getting rekt by an actual retard and posting it online for everyone to see. If you're dumber than a guy who can't even decipher the esoteric nature of a can opener, just suck on a motherfucking tailpipe already.
It is the peculiar situation of a-logs, in particular Cobra and Cyraxx: the a-logs routinely get outplayed by the most incompetent of creatures. It is a weird ecosystem and I'd love a collection of profiles of the a-logs just to put it all into perspective.
 
It is the peculiar situation of a-logs, in particular Cobra and Cyraxx: the a-logs routinely get outplayed by the most incompetent of creatures. It is a weird ecosystem and I'd love a collection of profiles of the a-logs just to put it all into perspective.
They outplay themselves.

They create elaborate, machiavellian plans to fuck with Cobra completely forgetting that Cobra is simple and thus so should your plan be.

Sending him a glitter bomb disguised as imported cigars from Cuba is dead simple. Everything, down to mechanism involved, is simple and not overt at all. Sending him ice that you know he’s too lazy to put away so it’ll melt on his floor? Simple. It’s hilarious and all it does is inconvenience him for a second. There’s no reason to do more than that.

You could send him letters pretending to be Jessica, you could say all manner of shit and he would believe it 100%. Dead simple, that one. Jessica would openly deny it and he’d never believe her too. This shit isn’t hard, just something simple will work.
 
Turdtouchers don't know comedy. Anyone who's anyone would know that the funnier thing to ask was for Cobes to be your mentor.
He could have asked to be the wandmaker's apprentice or something else that would pique Cobes' interest.

But that would require him to stop being terminally unfunny.
It is the peculiar situation of a-logs, in particular Cobra and Cyraxx: the a-logs routinely get outplayed by the most incompetent of creatures. It is a weird ecosystem and I'd love a collection of profiles of the a-logs just to put it all into perspective.
This always happens once Alogging hits critical mass. It happened with Wings, it happened with DSP and now it's happening with Cobes. As the CWCki states, elaborate trolling plans rarely work and if you fail it just makes you look like a retarded tryhard.
 
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