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«I might have been born last night, but I wasn’t born yesterday»
🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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Doesn’t show any of the shit. Hahaha our boy really knows how to string us along and keep us hanging on for part 2
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Man, Cobe's drinking and diet has finally caught up with his metabolism. He now has a noticeable gunt instead of his perennial skinny-fat paunch.
Related quote: the only thing I didn't like about Jafar was when he touched Jasmine without her consent.
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Better not be out here with more cake than a bakery, BOY!
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“I’ll show you drunk.”
“I don’t expect my family to worship the ground i walk on.”
ARE YOU HAPPY?! YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANNNTEDDD!
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Sasha is going to be eating GOOD
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Jafar was a sicko and that’s the ONLY thing he did wrong, troles.
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One of my personal favorites is his meltdown with the cigarette roller.
ROLL THE CIGARETTE PLEASSSEEEEEE
OH YOU WANNA ROLL A CIGARETTE? THAT'S TOO GODAMN BADDDD
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If you need a Cobes quote to introduce to a newbie, may I suggest the Warm Walnuts edit from The Walnut Grove?
Edit: The Smooth Santa one from King Cobra Animated is a close second for me. I wish that channel was still active.
RE: the fan mail video, nice, a vest pocket pipe. Now someone just needs to send the boy a vest to keep it in, bring back that extremely professional look. Those Tijuana Mamma wieners are probably a poor choice though, one of this is like all the salt you need for a day and them some. Not that that'd stop the boy but still.
Edit: The Smooth Santa one from King Cobra Animated is a close second for me. I wish that channel was still active.
RE: the fan mail video, nice, a vest pocket pipe. Now someone just needs to send the boy a vest to keep it in, bring back that extremely professional look. Those Tijuana Mamma wieners are probably a poor choice though, one of this is like all the salt you need for a day and them some. Not that that'd stop the boy but still.
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"LIQUIFICATION. Every generation gets liquified to some degree."
It's "weather permittable".
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What the fuck is this nasty shit?
Why's no one mentioning the nudes that were included in the care-package? He opens them immediately on camera.
"Purdy lady pics inside", I think the drawing of the boobs is what caught his attention. lol
URL of where these were brought from on the envelope? Hopefully they're all pictures of "of age", non-related, cis-gendered, ALIVE goth females.
phoenix-adult-photos.myshopify.com
The fan-made YouTube subscribers Play Button is cute
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"When's the paper gonna go between the roller!? EUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGH!"
Anyone got an original clip of that?
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Yea, that was weird.. i think he opened it all on camera to somehow prove he simultaneously has real fans, but that he knew the play button was fake, and show off the facts he got nudes- he didnt seem surprised, he did mention he opened some stuff outside just in case it had a glitter bomb in it