🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[The_Kings_Throne]

I'm still surprised/thankful that Cobes hasn't tried to make jenkem... yet

Oh contraire...

 

[Agares]

Oh contraire...
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I like how he quietly gave up on the mead making a few months into the trailer era.

 

[Umaibae]

I could see it being both, I was curious so I looked up the lyric generator websites. The first one that popped up on google was this : https://www.freshbots.org/

So if it was Cobra, I imagine he would just the first result. Interestingly it gives you the option to include specific phrases, like "piss in a box" "farts and shits", etc. He is pretty dumb but I guess if he was motivated he could navigate that website and fill out the forms.

Suno has its own automatic lyric generator, so no.

 

[GameratePTSD]

I've had Whisky Farts and Diarrhea stuck in my head for 17 hours now, thanks Cobes very cool.

 

[Thesumof41is5]

I've had Whisky Farts and Diarrhea stuck in my head for 17 hours now, thanks Cobes very cool.

Momma tellin me to slow down, now i’m the talk of this town

Me too, dammit

 

[DocHoliday]

We're so blessed that Scrapper Steve fucked off before he could complete the boys transformation into a full diaper fur.

It's clear he has a barely concealed scat fetish. He's literally writing songs about troles eating his shit and huffing his farts.

You are what you eat, toobs. Him sucking up his farts and swallowing them all these years has turned him into this hybrid fart boglim. Cobra thinking about man farts all the time is gay af dood but I don't judge a boglim for doin' its thang you gnomesayin'?

 

[bookers]

i'd like cobra to try and make a normal mead and not one full of retarded shit
has he ever done this?
like i wonder if you gave him step by step instructions of a very simple recipe if he could pull it off
instead he puts retarded shit in there and fucks it up
i mean i guess thats his whole personality with everything but i digress

 

[Law]

like i wonder if you gave him step by step instructions of a very simple recipe if he could pull it off

Absolutely not

 

[ChaoticLars]

i'd like cobra to try and make a normal mead and not one full of retarded shit
has he ever done this?
like i wonder if you gave him step by step instructions of a very simple recipe if he could pull it off
instead he puts retarded shit in there and fucks it up
i mean i guess thats his whole personality with everything but i digress

Cobra does not do anything normal. He has to have his hacks in everything he makes.

 

[Love Is Blue]

if you gave him step by step instructions of a very simple recipe if he could pull it off

you can't tell me what to do trole. fuck my asburgers

 

[Bixby Snyder]

when was the last time he just ate a normal meal? Not crushing Doritos into it, putting horseradish and liquid smoke into the sauce, or putting globs of shit onto the meal?

Him becoming a lazy fuck is going to result in him eating normal food on accident

 

[Big Nasty]

Baconmania was in full effect when Cobes first got started on YouTube, so I guess thats why he has to add bacon to everything. But where did the cheese obsession come from?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Baconmania was in full effect when Cobes first got started on YouTube, so I guess thats why he has to add bacon to everything. But where did the cheese obsession come from?

Cheese and alcohol was a staple of epic meal time slop content

 

[mars]

He watches sloptubers like Daym Drops and Badlands Chugs. I'm sure early epic bacon mealtime yotube had a bearing on him but he's still consuming gross nontent. He even code switches to Daym Drops in a lot of his "reviews".

 

[Big Nasty]

He should tune in to something more wholesome, like Cowboy Kent Rollins.

 

[Frank "Warthog" Reynolds]

when was the last time he just ate a normal meal? Not crushing Doritos into it, putting horseradish and liquid smoke into the sauce, or putting globs of shit onto the meal?

Him becoming a lazy fuck is going to result in him eating normal food on accident

Probably the last time he went out for a meal with papa nips, 3-4 birthdays ago maybe?
Who knows maybe the stay-at-home tranny makes a decent meatloaf.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Probably the last time he went out for a meal with papa nips, 3-4 birthdays ago maybe?
Who knows maybe the stay-at-home tranny makes a decent meatloaf.

There is no way he doesn't 'hack' his food when they get him a meal. He's probably sloshing beer, asking for extra bacon, and generally making a nuisance of himself to the staff.

 

[anliteralidiot]

There is no way he doesn't 'hack' his food when they get him a meal. He's probably sloshing beer, asking for extra bacon, and generally making a nuisance of himself to the staff.

He's getting the Splenda and mixing it in, just going "haha yessth" as it foams up lmao

 

[PetiteFeet]

There is no way he doesn't 'hack' his food when they get him a meal. He's probably sloshing beer, asking for extra bacon, and generally making a nuisance of himself to the staff.

I remember a clip of him and Clunt joking around with parmesan cheese, with Tannis in the background begging for Josh to turn off the camera because they're having a nice family dinner. I wanna say it was during one of the family vacations to a water park buuuuuut I'm not 100% on that and don't have the clip on hand I'm lazy, kiss my assburgers trole
That's about the closest thing I've seen of Josh enjoying a regular meal but also absolutely having to 'hack' it, if a pretty mild example of a foodhack.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I remember a clip of him