🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Merlin Manson said:
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notice how the E and A strings have muck under them around the 10th fret upwards, because he doesnt play their (cannot even play paranoid, what a chump), but the G, B and high E down on the lower frets are also still caked in grime because he never plays any chords other than 5ths (and badly as well).

You can kinda see his entire playing library in the grime collection vs worn off from actually being played. He rings out a few low notes, the odd power chord, then slide up from the lower, to the middle, then upper strings in the same section of the fretboard as well. Lower for the lower strings, middle for the middle strings, then upper for the high strings where he will slide about and tap for about 6 seconds. This is followed with the "oh my gawd, cobra can shred? yes he can YEAH, ROCK, AWWWW YEAAAAH".

*insert spittle in beard*
 
ParasiteSteve said:
notice how the E and A strings have muck under them around the 10th fret upwards, because he doesnt play their (cannot even play paranoid, what a chump), but the G, B and high E down on the lower frets are also still caked in grime because he never plays any chords other than 5ths (and badly as well).

You can kinda see his entire playing library in the grime collection vs worn off from actually being played. He rings out a few low notes, the odd power chord, then slide up from the lower, to the middle, then upper strings in the same section of the fretboard as well. Lower for the lower strings, middle for the middle strings, then upper for the high strings where he will slide about and tap for about 6 seconds. This is followed with the "oh my gawd, cobra can shred? yes he can YEAH, ROCK, AWWWW YEAAAAH".

*insert spittle in beard*
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Don't forget the traditional Boglim lip flaring while he's noodling. It's a vestigial instinct Josh inherited from the apes we evolved from that found its way into his deep frted DNA. Presumably to attract an of-age mate, but we all saw how that can go south.
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Atomic Tampon Cat said:
Mark me late and gay but hasnt cobes gofundme he is allegedly sifoned money out of it. Do anyone feel like that hag witch might have cought wing and wanted some cushy living?....? Its just a throery
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Wowza sorry everyone I must have posted this after taking my sleeping medication I dont even remember posting this. I sound like a redditor.
 
The funny thing is that he was actually better at playing keyboard than guitar, I think. But playing keyboard wasn't a good look for a Gothic bad boy cowboy Rockstar from hell.
 
Big Nasty said:
The funny thing is that he was actually better at playing keyboard than guitar, I think. But playing keyboard wasn't a good look for a Gothic bad boy cowboy Rockstar from hell.
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I wonder if anyone's ever sent Josh a keytaur. That's some primo gaudy 80s shit he'd love if you painted it properly(i.e. green and black).
 
Corba really has a high income and noting he has to spend it on so it would be interesting if he bought anything else then booze and food. Like a switch instead of just playing gta, he used to buy stuff like the shotgun, but he is just too into the drink.
 
cugel said:
Corba really has a high income and noting he has to spend it on so it would be interesting if he bought anything else then booze and food. Like a switch instead of just playing gta, he used to buy stuff like the shotgun, but he is just too into the drink.
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Most of it goes to chaturbate, and the last physical thing he bought was a bell for Ozzy. Don't think he shipped it tho.
 
CumBsCPCollection said:
I'd like to see Cobra wasted tearing around town on an e-bike with the speed limiter removed.
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an e-bike would be perfect for him as well given how lazy he has become he wont even have to peddle. sometimes i wonder what sort of antics cobes would have gotten into if he could drive. would he get a giant bell for the roof?
 
cugel said:
Corba really has a high income and noting he has to spend it on so it would be interesting if he bought anything else then booze and food. Like a switch instead of just playing gta, he used to buy stuff like the shotgun, but he is just too into the drink.
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He spends money as fast as he gets it. He doesn't have a concept of long-term saving. Despite raking in the Cameo money last month, he had to fire up a livestream because "his account was in the negative." The money he spends on food delivery does add up. He apparently owed a lot in taxes too. That is something he doesn't understand at all, and Clint handles so I'm assuming his money lately went towards that.

He doesn't seem to have much interest in gaming even with his old PS3 or whatever, it seemed fairly casual. Any interest in most things is gone now since he's a depressed alcoholic.

He bought a motor kit for his beach cruiser but couldn't install it and gave up. The bike's been dormant needing a new tire that the shop wildly over-charges him for. There's no interest in riding a bike since he moved farther away where things are less accessible. Besides the giant fact he can get whatever he wants delivered and can shield himself from sicko troles by being a hermit.
 
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