🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Bixby Snyder said:
I got an off-topic lore questions for the scholars, when did he start calling himself ‘King Cobra’?

No one gave him this name, he clearly gave himself the nickname. Just curious when and since Toobs’ has he always used it?
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And his interest in king cobras came from an edutainment game he played as a kid called Buzzy The Knowledge Bug and he saw a king cobra in it and thought it looked cool.
 
biggacracka said:
I've seen very few people look this demonic it's unreal
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What’s with BPD woman always having that melted candle looking face?
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Sloppy Party Bottom said:
I've always thought the way he uses his hands (like a mannequin) indicated he has some form of neuropathy or arthritis or something. He doesn't bend his fingers.
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His hands are super swollen these days. He has to wear his rings on a chain now because of how bloated his digits have become. He used to be a clumsy retard but he used to be able to do somewhat dexterous things such as his cigarette trick.

Which has just given me a thought. When was the last time he busted out the guitar and actually went full weedly woo on it?

He's bloating at an alarming rate. Pretty sure someone pointed out he had what looked like edema in his arms. Booze + enough salt to kill a Samoan + never fucking moving will eventually do his ticker in if his liver doesn't beat it there.

Clint, if there's any shred of hope and decency left in that fruity, hard nippled soul of yours, you seriously need to come get your boy.
 
rockcockricky said:
Two Facebook updates. One from the troll group and a post from Josh.

Troll texts Josh about Jessica showing up
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Josh is advocating for Victor Perez, the autistic teen recently shot by police. (A)

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Josh has probably already let her in. You wanna know how I know that?

Cobra is a hopeless romantic. He will avail himself of all logic, throw caution to the wind and let crazy bitches back into his heart because he wants to be loved and he wants to love. He’ll see her as a broken thing, just like himself, and want to fix her.

He’s becoming a man. Almost brings a tear to my eye, dood.
 
Cobes wants people to think he is loved. He only wants to spit some venom into a Wendy’s burger, tell the trolls how they lost, and then bask in the glory.

He’s like all other retards. Too selfish and retarded to actually care about an other person. Just like Chris Chan, he sees a girlfriend as a trophy
 
SeizureRobot5000 said:
I've got a lot of my stuff kept as unlisted vids in public playlists. People would get nasty if I uploaded shorter vids/clips ("recycled trash") so this was a compromise. The RIP vid was originally just part of some livestream so I guess I was self conscious about it. Anywho, here it is: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FyHvZ...v7EKdOZsIpDDxHu34XHNXlQu&index=50&pp=gAQBiAQB
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Hell yeah, I love this edit. That Kyrstal stream kills me every time. Bowling shoe smell...

RIP in Piece Krystal,
Gone not soon enough
 
That fretboard is FILTHY. I'm always impressed he keeps that thing strung. In tune? Well that's a whole different story, but stringing a guitar is probably the most complex hand eye coordination task he's managed to shamble through.

On that note, that recent burger video of him boil frying the ginormous gross patty (and then some bacon) in that foul sauce slop was actually scary.

I'm impressed he hasn't given himself some kind of terrible burn yet over the years of drunk cooking. I'm aware of the classic "STOP" fries video, but for real, drunk cooking is a great way to die in a fire.
 
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