🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Thesumof41is5 said:
Happy easternoth everybody!
Circle of protection on you all, may the food be dank and the drink combos exquisid
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easter isnt a cobra cult holiday doodt its for the people who worship there sky daddy. today is weed day the most esteemed holiday in the cobra cult so cmon dood get with the program and smoke a fat blunt with us (also happy easter)
 
When Cobra finally drops (allah forbids) y'all think that Casper gonna erect some type of memorial for him? He has actually contributed quite alot of attention to that out in the nowhere town
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
I wish we could get a live feed of his SMS history. I can only imagine the texts being sent and received on his phone. It has to be pure distilled retardation and faggotry in both directions. I imagine there is some funny nuggets buried in there.
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TBH the "I'm gonna fuck your lizard." texts he showed gave me a chuckle.
Agares said:
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It's a shame he'll never use that sausage grinder on the shelf.
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Better hope it's finger safe BOY!
I never noticed that but now I'm sad we'll never see a true return to boglim cooking a-la something like "Little Caesars Doritos and sardines sausage." of him just throwing whatever slop into the grinder for dank sausage hacks.
Prince Alexander said:
I dunno who originally put the idea out there, but when Cobes bites the big one, Clunt is for sure gonna pivot into some sort of "trolls pushed him into drinking his life away" cope, trust and believe it'll probably be the first update we get when he goes dark and we're scouring FB groups for updates
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He's already convinced himself of that. Especially in the Clinterview.
Clint: "Well he's bullied every day online, why do you think he drinks?"
Josh: "Because I like it."
Even when it's right there in his face he'll always maintain that it was never his son's own fault.
 
Agares said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=n88_MQXvGP0New drunk food hack dropped. Now with more ground beef.
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Some very kino framing throughout this video.
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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
He's already convinced himself of that. Especially in the Clinterview.
Clint: "Well he's bullied every day online, why do you think he drinks?"
Josh: "Because I like it."
Even when it's right there in his face he'll always maintain that it was never his son's own fault.
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Cobes learned blame shifting from his dad at a young age.
Jobama said:
Some very kino framing throughout this video.
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Those camera angles take us back to the golden age during the South Center era.
 
Pingas_Bingus said:
That's most definitely what's up toobz.
Cobes' youtube videos have more compelling use of cinematic language than the average hollywood movie

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This here is going to go down as one of THE KingCobraJFS images; it's an instant classic.

He's in too deep to call it a David Hasselhoff moment but I love the similarity.
 
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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Better hope it's finger safe BOY!
I never noticed that but now I'm sad we'll never see a true return to boglim cooking a-la something like "Little Caesars Doritos and sardines sausage." of him just throwing whatever slop into the grinder for dank sausage hacks.
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Someone show cobes the youtube channel OrdinarySausage, it might inspire him to use the grinder to make sausages!
 
Agares said:
Cobes learned blame shifting from his dad at a young age.
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The interview was a very insightful look into the dynamic. I can imagine someone at the local swingers, uh theatre troupe say to Clint "Hey Clint, I saw a video of your son on the internet. He isn't looking so good. Maybe you should take him to the clinic for a check up?" and Clint launches into a well rehearsed "He's just doing his thing! I want to have a relationship with my son! He's been rejected by every girl he liked since the 4th grade!"

I bet he tried though. What kind of mental gymnastics would us non-boglim-son-having selves jump through trying to rationalise after spawning such a creature.

He did manage to raise him with some type of morals and restraint. Young Josh had some serious red flag stalker behaviour with his crushes. Behaviour that gets people pushed to the outside and fired from jobs and excluded from social events. Bitesize second last long video (Love and Hate) shows these unhealthy ruminations. It's good there was a ceiling of escalation of behaviour because some go past that. Cobros should read the book "The Gift of Fear" for insight into this stuff. He's just doing his best every day.
 
Taint_fairy2.0 said:
When Cobra finally drops (allah forbids) y'all think that Casper gonna erect some type of memorial for him? He has actually contributed quite alot of attention to that out in the nowhere town
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I like this idea, I feel like that classic sighting of him shambling around in his trench coat with his wand would be pretty badass in bronze. Maybe a big black plaque with TWU in green. Put one of those Arby's bells you ring on your way out on it so passersby can ding dong tribute the dark lord.

That Hasselhoffesque shot is both amazing and depressing, an almost perfect encapsulation of the boy's arc.
 
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