🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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charlesdickens said:
Warlord is a detestable character in multiple ways of the word, but it's sad to see him relapse and not seemingly get something in his life together.
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He's a parent, so I think that's what makes it particularly horrific.

Also, I really don't like this greasy opportunist hovering around Cobies. *sigh*
 
Bodywork by Dennis said:
Cobes has such a way with words. But seriously, what the fuck does he mean? Who takes advantage of Angie? This sounds like a shot at someone.
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I am sure they did not hang out with Cobra for companionship or out of kindness. They would only entertain Cobra because he would provide money for food, drinks, cigarettes etc. Walt and Angie seemed like typical trash, I am sure it was a hangout for other casper scum suckers like Warload type people. Then again he could just be referring to the trolls who bothered them repeatedly, or even Ellen. Really hard to know what is going on in that empty gourd.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
He does not leave his house bud. Unless of course you mean stalking as in he mentioned her on the Internet a couple of times.
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He used to spend a considerable amount of time at Walt & Angie's place, making sure to do a livestream anytime he treated the geriatrics and their dogs to taco bell, superbowl snacks, etc... all of this goodboy behavior is not without an ulterior motive, which is really fucking slimy. It's very likely that he gave a purple "empress" sword to her, especially since he refused to say who he gave it to. He asked his viewers to send money to his paypal so that he could then give it to Ellen for some old dog fundraiser, while also taking an opportunity to show his cockholster (can't believe the vid is still up). He is stalking her.

It's interesting, between the old dogs foundation and the funeral gofundme it'll be twice now that Josh has asked for money to be sent to him so that he can then personally deliver it to Ellen or her family. It's also the second time that Josh has been accused of pilfering the money.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
I am sure they did not hang out with Cobra for companionship or out of kindness. They would only entertain Cobra because he would provide money for food, drinks, cigarettes etc. Walt and Angie seemed like typical trash, I am sure it was a hangout for other casper scum suckers like Warload type people. Then again he could just be referring to the trolls who bothered them repeatedly, or even Ellen. Really hard to know what is going on in that empty gourd.
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SeizureRobot5000 said:
He used to spend a considerable amount of time at Walt & Angie's place, making sure to do a livestream anytime he treated the geriatrics and their dogs to taco bell, superbowl snacks, etc... all of this goodboy behavior is not without an ulterior motive, which is really fucking slimy. It's very likely that he gave a purple "empress" sword to her, especially since he refused to say who he gave it to. He asked his viewers to send money to his paypal so that he could then give it to Ellen for some old dog fundraiser, while also taking an opportunity to also show his cockholster (can't believe the vid is still up). He is stalking her.

It's interesting, between the old dogs foundation and the funeral gofundme it'll be twice now that Josh has asked for money to be sent to him so that he can then personally deliver it to Ellen or her family. It's also the second time that Josh has been accused of pilfering the money.
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It's Cobes, he doesn't interact with anyone but the bottom barrel of society and possibly retarded Darf, so of course Angie and Walt were utter bottom-feeder trash. From bits and pieces, it seems like they would trade/sell their prescription drugs to younger trash for weed and whatever else.

Cobes went there solely for Ellen, and continues this grift in an extremely retarded case of sunk-cost-fallacy. If he keeps pretending to care about Walt and Angie, he totally never was stalking Ellen. So Cobes is locked in.

Josh deeply benefits from the exact level of hapless retard he is and how mentally deficient the average person is. The amount of kiwidents who gush over Josh like they are defending a retarded sibling is pretty nuts, like the guy has a heart of gold or something. He is just incompetent, but that "assburgers" cloak is his true magic.

The amount of sweeping Josh gets for ALL of his behavior and not just the tard rages is truly impressive. Every single time he would go over Angie's was stalking their daughter and his main goal was to make himself look like the most distinguished gentleman. It's comical that he is slow, and childish, and all of that, but the underlying behavior is that of a creepy guy who violates boundaries. But it's just too easy for people to go into defensive mode for him so they don't feel like they are laughing at a retard with no redeeming qualities, so they basically project their goodness onto him.

Josh doesn't treat the women who have actually dated him as not women, in his "I've been rejected by every girl I've liked" rants, because he is retarded. The retardation prevents him from understanding how fucked what he is saying actually is.

Josh doesn't fantasize about torturing his "enemies" (those who don't give him what he wants) because he is retarded, but the retardation keeps him from getting that is not something you should put out into the world.

It's whats so fascinating about him. He is this really disturbed person with objectively evil thoughts that most people never have, yet he is autistic in the way that he doesn't understand what should or shouldn't be filtered.

It should be off putting that Josh wanted 20k, and then relented to 10k, while shifting the date constantly, even though the date was directly tied to Waltz funeral service. Why Josh's birthday, or 4/20? Because it's for Josh, even if the money would make its way to Ellen Angie.

Josh is as fascinating as he is because he has a lot of hallmarks of deranged, evil individuals (serial killers), having truly disgusting thoughts about his biological mother and a disturbed view of women partially from that, while having little to no ability to actually act on any of the feelings.

I could go on, Josh is an incredibly interesting specimen, mainly because his condition prevents proper masking, but I hate walls of text and I know how absolutely cringe his fanbase on here is.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
Ellen does not live there though right? I mean, I would not call it stalking, but yea sure he is obsessed with her. I guarantee you alogs have interacted with Ellen directly via facebook more than Cobra ever has.
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It's dents like this that make me wonder if Cobes has actually tapped into some dark magic.

Because if some retard in Casper, WY can do objectively creepy things like talk for years about a "friend" he really likes and goes over her parents house (pretty sure she lived there during the saga and moved in with a boyfriend at some point during it) to talk at his phone with a "I'm actually a really good guy" sales pitch to her parents, when its clearly uncomfortable to the point that he stopped being allowed to go there if she was going to be around... if that leads to "hur hur the a-logs stalk Ellen more than Lord Cobra" then he actually must have magic powers.
 
Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
when its clearly uncomfortable to the point that he stopped being allowed to go there if she was going to be around.
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He is a retard, and like every retard ever they get obsessed with any slightly good looking girl that has ever crossed their path. What has he said about her other than "she's really hot and goth and we're friends". Other than being baited into arguing about her with trolls for months, because he is a retard. When I think of stalking I think of sniffing her panties, tracking her down IRL, trying to communicate with her repeatedly, he talked about her on the Internet, and then fought with Internet trolls about her. Alogs have absolutely contacted her, spammed her with schizo shit/memes, called her parents repeatedly, impersonated her, tried to catfish her, and definitely texted Cobra countless times about "stalking her", all because he mentioned her on the Internet.

If he was ever barred from Walt and Angies for his behaviour over Ellen that is news to me. I am sorry I do not get outraged by retards being retards and just enjoy laughing at him for being a retard and not seething because he is worse than hitler.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
Ellen does not live there though right? I mean, I would not call it stalking, but yea sure he is obsessed with her. I guarantee you alogs have interacted with Ellen directly via facebook more than Cobra ever has.
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Its not stalking but intentions were not pure when he started helping Angie and Walt, its still really nice from him. Have sicko troles ever cured old 'nam veteran from racism with sushi?
 
charlesdickens said:
Casper Dick Olympics gold medalist harboring local permahorny streetwalker

Was there a lover's quarrel at the trailer park? Did the troonberculosis coughing fits set off a "Cobra Strike" or a "fun fight"? Has Cool Taste's MS progressed to the point of being envious of Sasha's smooth muscle control? Sasha says "Don't drug my drink!"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3OoeRsAPIK4
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I thought he was a tranny, why does he look like Woogie from All About Mary
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LiquidChrisRespecter said:
We're all missing the meat and potatoes here.

Cobes has Ocular Defiancy Disorder, which explains why his eyes are so unruly, among other things such as Schizophrenia.

These are all true and honest ailments like his Trickerteria.

TMDNWTFIU.
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Did you crop that video in such a way as to hide that it came from boglim chronicles? If so I approve.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
English is not my native language, but I have spent the last ~15-20 years conversing with English speakers. I could not understand a single word he said besides "cooltaste" "anyways" and "ya'll". He speaks so fucking strange. I cannot believe the auto subtitles are able to translate that retardese.
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This is the dialect of Casper trailer trash.

Also, I don't buy that he is schizophrenic. He has a lack of selfawareness, it's his arrogance that makes him believe he is a sexy goth bad boy at guitar. But when has he ever responded to unseen stimuli? that wasnt chat, besides the whispering 'I hate sickos' which is probably something he done because he believes thats what those people do. Has NAL or Clint, cool taste , Darf ever mentioned it? The only thing that could be an indication, is that he is taking anti - psychosis meds which has made him gain weight, but its alcohol most likely.
 
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Pink Hotel On The Corner said:
This is the dialect of Casper trailer trash.

Also, I don't buy that he is schizophrenic. He has a lack of selfawareness, it's his arrogance that makes him believe he is a sexy goth bad boy at guitar. But when has he ever responded to unseen stimuli? that wasnt chat, besides the whispering 'I hate sickos' which is probably something he done because he believes thats what those people do. Has NAL or Clint, cool taste , Darf ever mentioned it? The only thing that could be an indication, is that he is taking anti - psychosis meds which has made him gain weight, but its alcohol most likely.
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Cobra ain't taking any psych meds unless someone tells him that he could catch a buzz from that. With his drinking issues, it's probably best that he doesn't take any meds. That wouldn't end well.
 
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