🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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cobra fucker said:
Fuck me. It's like schizophrenia has materialized in the form of his trolls. The boy is literally haunted.
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He also spends all day, every day in the clocktower trailer with nothing but substance abuse, cartoons, and his own thoughts. And chaturbate. Lots of that. His mind probably wanders to sickos and how awful they are, and how Cobra would give up dating and sex to find puff end sickos.

None of that is healthy, and he might spend time talking to himself as though he's talking back to the trolls. Saying "fuck sickos" randomly on camera seems weird to us, but he probably does that each day or week off camera. Fuck sickos though.
 
Irregardless said:
Also, someone can correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't believe Josh ever has hallucinations either?
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Granted, this comes from JESSICA BOYLE, but she said he made her watch this one Ozzy concert but over and over, because he said Ozzy shouted him out, but she couldn't hear it. I don't think this information came out during one of her drunk ramblings about him hitting her, either, so that makes me think there's a grain of truth.
 
anliteralidiot said:
Granted, this comes from JESSICA BOYLE, but she said he made her watch this one Ozzy concert but over and over, because he said Ozzy shouted him out, but she couldn't hear it. I don't think this information came out during one of her drunk ramblings about him hitting her, either, so that makes me think there's a grain of truth.
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This would explain a great deal of his more bizarre stories that totally happened directly to him(Buffalo Wild Wings story featuring "others" rapping in the bathroom, people saying "fuck gothic king cobra" to him on the street, the claim that an entire audience at a sports event knew that his favorite team was whoever the fuck it was, the Ozzy story), although I don't know if it's a mental condition or more akin to having so many holes in his brain from constant self-medication. Reminds me a bit of Down the Hill Dave in that regard.
That being said, I love the idea of Josh insisting that he heard it in a random Ozzy concert and forcing Jessica to constantly listen over and over to a random segment of Ozzy live.
 
Statix_Shark said:
Personally I wouldn't put it past him to have taken the money and ran, but someone said people have been refunded so who knows. One thing is for sure, he seems very defensive in this one.
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he did the same thing with the donations for LN's pet sanctuary, I wanna say he took in > $200 and donated like $15 bucks to it in the end
dudes been scamming for years
 
SkanteWarrior said:
he did the same thing with the donations for LN's pet sanctuary, I wanna say he took in > $200 and donated like $15 bucks to it in the end
dudes been scamming for years
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He hit his goal of $100 I think then took all the extra for himself which i think was slightly less than $100. Justifying it by saying that he only asked to hit the goal and any extra money must be donations for him.
 
anliteralidiot said:
Granted, this comes from JESSICA BOYLE, but she said he made her watch this one Ozzy concert but over and over, because he said Ozzy shouted him out, but she couldn't hear it. I don't think this information came out during one of her drunk ramblings about him hitting her, either, so that makes me think there's a grain of truth.
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Well that comes straight from Cobra's mouth, though I do believe he probably made her watch it. He has claimed this multiple times, he believes he heard the trump rally praise his magic, he hears women talking about how good he smells, etc. This is old established Cobra lore.
 
anliteralidiot said:
Granted, this comes from JESSICA BOYLE, but she said he made her watch this one Ozzy concert but over and over, because he said Ozzy shouted him out, but she couldn't hear it. I don't think this information came out during one of her drunk ramblings about him hitting her, either, so that makes me think there's a grain of truth.
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Ehhh if true I think believing that you're hearing something in video is notably different than having auditory hallucinations where you hear people calling you gay inside your head.

I believe Josh is very delusional and that he can be made to believe things that aren't real because he doesn't want to accept reality, but I just don't think I could be convinced that he crosses the line into actual schizophrenia, at least not medically.
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
This would explain a great deal of his more bizarre stories that totally happened directly to him(Buffalo Wild Wings story featuring "others" rapping in the bathroom, people saying "fuck gothic king cobra" to him on the street, the claim that an entire audience at a sports event knew that his favorite team was whoever the fuck it was, the Ozzy story), although I don't know if it's a mental condition or more akin to having so many holes in his brain from constant self-medication. Reminds me a bit of Down the Hill Dave in that regard.
That being said, I love the idea of Josh insisting that he heard it in a random Ozzy concert and forcing Jessica to constantly listen over and over to a random segment of Ozzy live.
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Now whether he actually is schizophrenic or not I don't believe his story's have anything to do with it.

Josh is a bull shitter and a drama queen, so he makes shit up to seem cooler than he is (personally that's part of his appeal). A perfect example was his little altercation at Frosty's bar where he claims he told off and threatened the bartender when in reality he just cried about being autistic, got bitched and then kicked out.
 
He constantly repeats the lie that he has trichotillomania because he doesn't want to admit he's going bald and it makes him seem like a tortured artist.

The "fuck rape/sickos" outbursts are merely because he has weens needling him constantly about being a sex pest.

All that is certain is Asperger's and ODD. Anything else is fanciful cope.
 
SkanteWarrior said:
he did the same thing with the donations for LN's pet sanctuary, I wanna say he took in > $200 and donated like $15 bucks to it in the end
dudes been scamming for years
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He took $30 dollars from a single donation from his mods, after the goal was reached, and they said that was fine. Still a shitty thing to do, but not the fraud that you people like to cry about. The "hundreds of dollars of donations" that people claim he stole were superchats that he specifically told his viewers wouldn't count towards the fundraiser. He says this several times in the stream, and tells his audience to donate through the paypal or fb page instead.
The original donation stream is still up, so you can see for yourself instead of just believing reddit fanfic.
 
bonified retard said:
He took $30 dollars from a single donation from his mods, after the goal was reached, and they said that was fine. Still a shitty thing to do, but not the fraud that you people like to cry about. The "hundreds of dollars of donations" that people claim he stole were superchats that he specifically told his viewers wouldn't count towards the fundraiser. He says this several times in the stream, and tells his audience to donate through the paypal or fb page instead.
The original donation stream is still up, so you can see for yourself instead of just believing reddit fanfic.
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nah you got it wrong, people couldnt donate to the facebook link if they didnt have a facebook account so he said "donate to my paypal and ill donate for you" - he kept the vast majority of the money people sent to HIS paypal instead of sending it to the fundraiser. around the 50:00 minute mark, the donation goal was reached (on the actual fundraiser page) and he personally sent $10 more even though people donated $60-80+ ( i was wrong about the $200) specifically so he could sent that to the fundraiser. i was there for that live stream and Ill never forget his scam, read his chat...they were all calling him out
 
SkanteWarrior said:
nah you got it wrong, people couldnt donate to the facebook link if they didnt have a facebook account so he said "donate to my paypal and ill donate for you" - he kept the vast majority of the money people sent to HIS paypal instead of sending it to the fundraiser. around the 50:00 minute mark, the donation goal was reached (on the actual fundraiser page) and he personally sent $10 more even though people donated $60-80+ ( i was wrong about the $200) specifically so he could sent that to the fundraiser. i was there for that live stream and Ill never forget his scam, read his chat...they were all calling him out
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Nope. He only got ONE paypal donation (44 minute mark). That was the donation from courtney/deathbed. Produce a time stamp for literally any of the other alleged paypal donations. The chat was calling him out for the 4 power chat donations, which I already explained.
 
vanta pilled said:
Just catching up on the thread, but I'm glad to see Josh got his channel back. Imagine, you have an army of discord/reddit/facebook alogs performing an organized gayop, and you STILL lose to a retarded alcoholic boglim :stress:


I'm surprised they didn't get him for ban evasion, youtube usually takes it pretty seriously and you know his alogs were reporting that channel too. His circle of protection magic is stronger than I thought.
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I don't think ban evasion would apply in this situation, he has had the Saunders channel for a few years at this point.
 
Walt and Ang enabled Cobra's stalker simping in order to get free booze, Taco Bell and Superbowl snacks. Instead of telling him to fuck off and leave their daughter alone.

It would be deliciously ironic for Cobes to steal the funeral fund to blow on Doordash.
 
Casper Dick Olympics gold medalist harboring local permahorny streetwalker

Was there a lover's quarrel at the trailer park? Did the troonberculosis coughing fits set off a "Cobra Strike" or a "fun fight"? Has Cool Taste's MS progressed to the point of being envious of Sasha's smooth muscle control? Sasha says "Don't drug my drink!"

 
charlesdickens said:
Cool Taste
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English is not my native language, but I have spent the last ~15-20 years conversing with English speakers. I could not understand a single word he said besides "cooltaste" "anyways" and "ya'll". He speaks so fucking strange. I cannot believe the auto subtitles are able to translate that retardese.
 
He doesn't want to talk about Cobra on his channel and surprise--former foe Warlord is there geeked out of his gourd. Now CT has to get back to smoking weed.

Real talk - Warlord is a detestable character in multiple ways of the word, but it's sad to see him relapse and not seemingly get something in his life together. He provided some classic content organically to the Cobraverse and one of the few friends that has stayed in the picture (though he's only friends with Josh by necessity and desperation) over the years. I always remember how hated Alex Anderson was by fans when he was on Josh's streams since he always talked over Josh, and then how missed he was once he biffed it, so I guess that makes me see something similar in Warlord.
 
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