🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[somevan]

He mentioned at the beginning of the stream that he can’t go live on his original channel. Anyone know why that is? Is it because of strikes?

I believe that when a YouTube account receives a ban or strike (of some kind), it is restricted from streaming for some time. It might be 30 days or a couple of weeks. It's also possible he could stream from it, but he has multiple strikes still.

https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/2853834?hl=en

Your channel's live streaming ability may be temporarily or permanently turned off for various reasons. If your account has been restricted from live streaming, you're prohibited from using another channel to live stream on YouTube. This restriction applies for as long as it remains active on your account. Violation of this restriction is considered circumvention under our Terms of Service and may result in termination of your account.

Read below for a list of reasons why your channel's live streaming ability may have been temporarily or permanently turned off:
- Your channel gets a Community Guidelines strike or a live stream was taken down under our policies.

 

[bonified retard]

There was like $400 in the gfm at one point. Do they just refund the cash if goal not met? Or did he legit just commit a crime and rob poor dead walt's funeral cash?

He extended the end date to April 20th awhile back, and now July 4th. It never reached an end date. That money had to have been withdrawn. There's a chance that he took it out and gave it to Angie without bringing it up on social media, but that seems unlikely because, 1.) Why would he extend the end date again? (inb4 he's retarded), and 2.) He would definitely be bragging / patting himself on the back if that was the case. I think he stole the money.

 

[bussy mafia]

i saw that the fb trolls are having a meltdown because josh got his main channel back. good shit.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

He extended the end date to April 20th awhile back, and now July 4th. It never reached an end date. That money had to have been withdrawn. There's a chance that he took it out and gave it to Angie without bringing it up on social media, but that seems unlikely because, 1.) Why would he extend the end date again? (inb4 he's retarded), and 2.) He would definitely be bragging / patting himself on the back if that was the case. I think he stole the money.

When he made the video talking about how he dropped to goal from 20k to 10k and would not be altering it again, Warlord wasn't just over, but was right outside of view and tried helping him a few times.

The one thing I remember Warlord emphasizing to Cobes "Plausible Deniability".

Every time the date was moved back, the fundraiser became more of a scam. Don't believe Josh is the type to go into it with bad intentions, but once there is an account with a few hundred dollars in it, I don't think he has the capacity to not spend it. This motherfucker is on record being confused why he went in the negative, because he had $100 and only spent $80 on food, and $60 on alcohol. If there was ever mal-intent, it'd be Warlord's creepy street addict mind scheming.

Edit:
Feb. 13, 2025 (Video starts at 4:44 with Josh explaining why he didn't just plug Angie's fundraiser):

At 5:07 Warlord puts his hand up, and is clearly sitting like in Josh's face.
"Two words... Two words, two. Plausible Deniability"

 

[biggacracka]

He extended the end date to April 20th

Hell yeah doodt, 4/20

 

[Merlin Manson]

He did take all of it, the gfm is now $0. Don't know how much was in there. Comments on youtube suggested there were donations.

Josh’s GoFundMe raised about $447 before donations stopped coming in.

He seemingly removed the link from all of his videos talking about it about a week into the creation of the page, likely due to troll donations for $1 talking about stolen panties and scams.

I bookmarked the page and checked it every so often out of morbid curiosity.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Great, now that Cobes has his channel back, he can resume doing nothing interesting with it, I can resume complaining, and all of the faggots can resume mass reporting him.

Every time the date was moved back, the fundraiser became more of a scam. Don't believe Josh is the type to go into it with bad intentions, but once there is an account with a few hundred dollars in it, I don't think he has the capacity to not spend it. This motherfucker is on record being confused why he went in the negative, because he had $100 and only spent $80 on food, and $60 on alcohol. If there was ever mal-intent, it'd be Warlord's creepy street addict mind scheming.

I wouldn't put bad intentions past him, but I think you're right. Cobes walks the path of least resistance. The path of least resistance isn't coming up with a scheme to scam folks, but rather noticing that he has access to money and no alcohol. Cobes has shown, over and over, that when he has money he spends it. It's sort of like "water seeks its own level," Cobes' pocket seeks emptiness, and the natural order of things is for him to be broke.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

the natural order of things is for him to be in the negative.

ftfy

 

[NoosJunki]

I hope LN knows that he raided the GFM for Walt for booze money That's low, even for a boglim.

 

[CheesyBoy]

Hell, don’t mention him in the same breath as the genius who wrote “The Chicken Cow” and “Rock N Roll McDonald’s.”

"They Threw Me Out of Church" is more goth than anything Josh has ever written.

Rock over, London. Rock on, Chicago. Diet Pepsi: Uh huh!

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

I hope LN knows that he raided the GFM for Walt for booze money That's low, even for a boglim.

Boglims have methhead troons to feed. You think floorlord is going to suck on the boghog for free? It is what it is, toobz.

 

[beeingurself]

He has at least 1,145 public streams.

Most, if not all, of which are named "chillin".
Which is fine if you're doing the naming with the video upload date, that is until you realize he sometimes has more than one live in the same day...all named "chillin". Take that smartypants nerd.

 

[Probably An Autist]

Youtube says it's 5,200. Maybe you're missing age-restricted videos?

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Or maybe it's livestreams.
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He has at least 1,145 public streams.

3200+1145 = 4345, so maybe ~900 age-restricted videos.

Oh wait forgot about shorts. Wouldn't want to lose any of those wet and juicy vids.

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The duality of cobes.

Yeah, Idk. I passed through my cookies, still said 3.2k. Livestreams and shorts I don't think are downloaded, but I can do that manually after this bulk is done (almost at 2000, got rate limited)

How are you planning on spreading the videos?

not sure yet. I'm using an unraid server with TubeArchivist to get it, i'll figure out exporting when i have it saved.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Been working my way through 2019-2020ish videos, and holy fuck 'toobz-

It's impressive how it's simultaneously really bog-standard Cobes slop and almost bachelor-cooking at the same time.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Can anybody link me to the Boglim nature show David Attenborough parody video?

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Can anybody link me to the Boglim nature show David Attenborough parody video?

Found this by searching "planet boglim king cobra jfs David Attenborough before:2026"
I think before:2026 helps a lot with YouTube search quality.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Most, if not all, of which are named "chillin".
Which is fine if you're doing the naming with the video upload date, that is until you realize he sometimes has more than one live in the same day...all named "chillin". Take that smartypants nerd.

Not all of them are called “chillin.”

Look at all the diversity there is among these titles!



Some have only one “l.” And he actually spelled “responce” correctly in the last image. Take that troles.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Im little bit late but FREE AT LAST! Troles got slayed again with the resurrection of KingCobraJFS channel.

Not all of them are called “chillin.”

Look at all the diversity there is among these titles!

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Some have only one “l.” And he actually spelled “responce” correctly in the last image. Take that troles.

Look at those thumbnails dude, bog'd to the max.

 

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Do you guys think Josh has any "real" fans? I don't mean like the people here that enjoy his content because they think he's funny, I mean a fan in the way that Josh thinks he has fans. Is there at least one guy out there that watches Josh's videos and thinks "hell yeah, this guy is badass!"? Is there someone out there that views him as the sexy goth badboy he thinks he is?

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Do you guys think Josh has any "real" fans? I don't mean like the people here that enjoy his content because they think he's funny, I mean a fan in the way that Josh thinks he has fans. Is there at least one guy out there that watches Josh's videos and thinks "hell yeah, this guy is badass!"? Is there someone out there that views him as the sexy goth badboy he thinks he is?

Absolutely. The law of the Boglim Horseshoe is that along the spectrum of trolls and fans, at the extreme the trolls and fans converge closer together, both being depraved degenerate losers.

The true and honest Cobra enjoyers are in the centre of the Boglim Horseshoe, with evening slippers and hand carved pipes l, sitting by an open fireplace, sipping fine cognac while listening to Life Ain't Fair on a digital gramophone.