🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Live was pretty uneventful other than showing some peeks of self-awareness through Shon, but it occurred to me watching an old video who he looks like without glasses, he almost looks normal, i think just a mustache and contacts would make all the difference
 

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Yeah, he would look normal beyond the eyes looking in opposite directions, the fish lips, dog collar, dick tattoo on his arm, head shaped like a peanut, and mouth full of rotting teeth.

I bet you’re right though, no glasses and a moustache would do the trick.
 
Bixby Snyder said:
Yeah, he would look normal beyond the eyes looking in opposite directions, the fish lips, dog collar, dick tattoo on his arm, head shaped like a peanut, and mouth full of rotting teeth.

I bet you’re right though, no glasses and a moustache would do the trick.
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Well yea, if he took care after his surgeries on those peepers.. i work with a guy in his 60s who looks just like him with a foo man chu , never takes his hat off(for .. reasons) and goes on righteous sperg-outs
 

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Thesumof41is5 said:
Live was pretty uneventful other than showing some peeks of self-awareness through Shon, but it occurred to me watching an old video who he looks like without glasses, he almost looks normal, i think just a mustache and contacts would make all the difference
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I dropped my contact and it's pissing ME OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!
 
Probably An Autist said:
fwiw yt-dlp says cobes has 3200~ videos. I have 1100 down, 2/3rds to go.
its not even large, its just volume. So far only takes up like 150gb
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Youtube says it's 5,200. Maybe you're missing age-restricted videos? 🤔

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Or maybe it's livestreams.
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He has at least 1,145 public streams.

3200+1145 = 4345, so maybe ~900 age-restricted videos.

Oh wait forgot about shorts. Wouldn't want to lose any of those wet and juicy vids.

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The duality of cobes.
 
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The boy still seems drunk and/or hungover as hell so he can't really emote about this properly. It would be great if he got enough confidence from this to do something fun like get puff 2.0 or go out in public more but he'll probably just sink back into drunken oblivion instead.

I wonder if it was keemstar that got it back for him?
 
Fortyone said:
The boy still seems drunk and/or hungover as hell so he can't really emote about this properly. It would be great if he got enough confidence from this to do something fun like get puff 2.0 or go out in public more but he'll probably just sink back into drunken oblivion instead.

I wonder if it was keemstar that got it back for him?
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Another YouTuber who I watch received enough community strikes to get his channel taken down, but got it back after he appealed the strikes and the reporting party did not respond within the allotted time frame. Chances are Cobes or even Clint put the appeal in, and the a-logs simply never responded. Given how often Cobes gets Facebook or YouToob banned, doubtless he's got some experience with appealing bans.
 
I know a lot of people don’t really keep tabs on Jessica myself included. But I did happen to watch one of her streams recently and she went on this rant about Josh is too pussy to go live. And that you can’t compare Josh to her because at least she goes live and basically goading him into going live. He clearly watches her streams and was upset by it
 
Joey42069666 said:
He did take all of it, the gfm is now $0. Don't know how much was in there. Comments on youtube suggested there were donations.
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Great. I hope he used all of it to buy food that congealed on the counter before moving into the bin. Anyone who donated to KingCobra's gofundme is as retarded as him, especially when the family had their own up. Expecting the highly retarded alcoholic moron who is always in the negative, spends >100USD on slop pizza, and has to digital panhandle to get his fix every day to be fiscally responsible is like expecting pigs to fly.
 
Agares said:
Cobes' discography is pure outsider music, up there with the Shaggs, Daniel Johnston and Wesley Willis. It's so utterly unlike anything a normal artist would produce unironically it's practically its own genre. Boglimcore, or boglim rock if you will. His early work is just teenage angst, sex jokes and surface level "goth" stuff mixed in with badly played guitar and SFX. But the later stuff is runs the gamut from "if an alcoholic retard tried to copy Cradle of Filth and Black Sabbath" to actually passable freestyle raps.

And the layered vocals. Where did the BOY get that idea from and why does he feel the need to add a choir of boglims in almost every song he makes now?
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Never mention Jord in the same breath as the man who wrote “True Love Will Find You In the End.” (I had the pleasure of seeing DJ live around 2011 — and while he wasn’t well, the vibes in that room were so overwhelmingly joyous and positive.)

Hell, don’t mention him in the same breath as the genius who wrote “The Chicken Cow” and “Rock N Roll McDonald’s.”

Treasures, each in their own special way.
 
He mentioned at the beginning of the stream that he can’t go live on his original channel. Anyone know why that is? Is it because of strikes?
 
I'm still surprised he got his channel back. They ban his channel, so he does ban evasion and keeps on rockin', and somehow got it back to spite the troles. Fuck yeah, doodt.

There was like $400 in the gfm at one point. Do they just refund the cash if goal not met? Or did he legit just commit a crime and rob poor dead walt's funeral cash?

Does he know he won't be able to fuck LN if he is caught stealing her dead dad's money?!
 
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