🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Retreaded Tire]

From what it sounds it’s like TM goes to every channel that makes Cobra content to see if they talk shit about him so he could start up drama.

Put all these low level cowtubers in a steel cage. Tarman v Willo Davis deathwatch TMDWU

 

[Fishnumm]

Hear me out: fire ant farm.

pretty good idea for a retarded californian

 

[Urgunt]

What happened was that Rogue made fun of his speech impediment, then Tar Man went into his chat and claimed Asterik (who for those who don’t know, is one of his co-hosts) was a pooner. TM also did a stream about Rogue at one point and also put a Virgin/Chad meme on his community wall (which he later deleted for some reason).

The funny thing is asterik was a pooner at one point from what I know, from the rogue streams I've catched I remember rogue teasing her about the fact she use to be a "they/them." I thought TM said that asterik was a mtf tranny, but i could be wrong.

 

[KlausKinski]

When does copes fuck again?

 

[Agares]

HE FOUND PUFF SUCK IT TROLES HE WAS HIBERNATING
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iTkLatG7TgE

I had to do a double take when I saw that notification, buuuuuut it was just a reupload. Which I didn’t know he was capable of. A new Puff would bring in a whole new wave of a logging into the BOYs life.

 

[Fortyone]

So I’m sure we all know Tar Man right? I don’t know if anyone else knows about this but I just found this out from Rogue’s stream last night. A Discord leak came out last year of him reading a transcript from the toybox killer while snickering and calling him cool. Who knew the most insufferable, Z-list Cobratuber was a sicko!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Oh6LQ4Gf5fo

Whenever I'm reminded of tarman's wretched and annoying existence my day is ruined, he's so insufferable that his vids barely get a few hundred views and yet he still somehow disgraces my video recommendations every now and then, and it pisses me off. IT PISSES ME OOOOFFFFF.


I think really early on he made a few passable cobra montages but he's delved way too far into the downs syndrome groyper permavirgin aesthetic. No one cares about that shit, if you make videos about cobes make it about him and not how you're a fat lisping retard who no one cares about with memes that went stale a decade ago sprinkled into the vid.

 

[PetiteFeet]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WI3vdEZkn0oIf only you could have heard the sound I made when out of nowhere I got a notification for a video titled “milk review”

Boy drinks two things of yoghurt, we may be slowly moving into that milkshake/smoothie arc some have been wishing for.
Is he smart enough to know how to work a rice cooker/pressure cooker? He could get an InstantPot with the yoghurt program and start making his own, TMDWU.

Cobra got Dark Souls 2 from GameStop a couple of years ago. We all know how amazing it would have been if played that.

Dank Cobra playthrough - Hex build with dung pies TWU.

 

[Arv3k]

When does copes fuck again?

Whenever he wants, trole. He has tones of fan girls constantly hitting him up on Facebook. But the King wants to take things slow and get to know them first.
Buhlocked

 

['Ole Dente]

So I’m sure we all know Tar Man right? I don’t know if anyone else knows about this but I just found this out from Rogue’s stream last night. A Discord leak came out last year of him reading a transcript from the toybox killer while snickering and calling him cool. Who knew the most insufferable, Z-list Cobratuber was a sicko!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Oh6LQ4Gf5fo

Even your bestest most super duper favorite youtube creators are doing fucking weird shit in discords and they all eventually all get caught.

 

[biggacracka]

He could get an InstantPot with the yoghurt program and start making his own, TMDWU.

Dear circlegods, you KNOW he wouldn't clean it between yogurt batches
Imagine the smell miasma

 

[PetiteFeet]

Dear circlegods, you KNOW he wouldn't clean it between yogurt batches
Imagine the smell miasma

I can already smell the rubber ring that seals the thing. Disgustang.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

HE FOUND PUFF SUCK IT TROLES HE WAS HIBERNATING
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iTkLatG7TgE

Even just the transition between Puff's life cycle and now shows significant degradation to the BOY. Jessica really was a she-witch who siphoned his life force.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

This would be the funniest option in my opinion:
(Rocksmith)

I'm a little late, but imagine the tard rage.

 

[ASeabear8952]

I thought TM said that asterik was a mtf tranny, but i could be wrong.

You know what, I think you’re right, because it’s coming back to me that they joke about her having a dick from time to time because of TM.

 

[Gardener of Kadesh]

I'm a little late, but imagine the tard rage.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gWCFI_5iVKk

That, and just imagine somebody transcribed Cobra's songs down and he can't play any of them - it would be a pure golden boglim-rage, with plenty of coping, seething, and maybe even some tears.

 

[Raxxo's Bedbugs]

I'm a little late, but imagine the tard rage.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gWCFI_5iVKk

Cobes could never. He always changes a little bit towards the end from the original, so he'd prob ODD out when he inevitably broke his combo because "the game doesn- THE GAME DOESN'T KNOW THE ACTUAL SONG WAY if im being perfectly honest"

 

[AnOminous]

Boy drinks two things of yoghurt, we may be slowly moving into that milkshake/smoothie arc some have been wishing for.

That's probably something good for him to be drinking. All the alcohol has to completely nuke his intestinal flora so anything that helps with that is good.

 

[rockcockricky]

 

[Thesumof41is5]

I wonder what wigger youtuber he has been watching, calling himself a cracker and seems to be obsessed with “unhealthy.com”

 

[Jobama]

Looking chunky