🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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given his history of leaving things on the counter for hours to days at a time before consuming them I'm actually a bit spooked about the milk.
 
He's gonna start mixing the milk with alcohol, then say that it's a whole new level of drink combo that the world has never seen before just like when he wore that gay biker costume.
 
If there's going to be a kefir arc than I'm here for it toobz. In a vacuum it's probably one of the best things Cobes could be drinking right now, right before he fills have the bottle with vodka of course. BOY is going to have one hell of a time vomiting that up.
 
"Contains LIVE (as in "they live) cultures".

His grasp of the English language is top notch as always.
 
AnOminous said:
Why do cows claim this? No, it is not normal at all to shit your pants. Adults do not do that shit until well into senility, if even then.
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to be fair sometimes you get sick or you make the mistake of eating taco bell. the problem with cows is they tell the whole fucking world or worse do it on camera
 
I just love the fact that this band actually exists:

https://www.discogs.com/artist/1349167-Boggy-Bong

Edit: lol

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AnOminous said:
Why do cows claim this? No, it is not normal at all to shit your pants. Adults do not do that shit until well into senility, if even then.
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Obviously being a badass gothic rockstar YouTube sensation isn't normal, trole. Cobra doesn't have a normal schedule. He lives life in the fast lane. Sometimes he's moving so fast between all the different things he's doing he can't even make it to the bathroom in time. Maybe if you were a baddass gothic rockstar that had a YouTube channel with 100k subs and smells good you'd understand.
 
Cobes re-upped an old Puff video. He really loved that lizard, but he never had the personal responsibility needed to keep a pet.
Someone should send him a sea monkey kit.
 
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