🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Chieftain Coke Peanut said:
Makes me wonder if an a-log sent him bacon dog treats if he'd eat them. He's definitely sloshed enough most of the time not to notice it's supposed to be for dogs.

Don't do that though redditors. I know he knowingly ate cat food of his own volition once, but still.
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They did exactly that and he ate them and went "oh it do, youtube. Not too bad. Fuck sickos."

Bitesize has these "Best Of" series sorted by year, those a great, great watch.
 
Big Nasty said:
Note that the label on the spam can also says "bacon".

I've said it before, Cobes will eat anything if the packaging has the words "bacon", "cheese" or "extra hot" on it.
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I love me some SPAM, but I really wanna know what lunatic (besides Cobra) is thinking "you know what flavor goes well with salty pork? Salty pork!"
 
Unshakeable Optimist said:
I realized the purpose of 99 Bananas/etc is to be the best way to sneak the highest amount of alcohol into music festivals. Drinking it casually is deep alcoholic behavior.
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99 Bananas is a time honored tradition in the house of Cobra, how dare you. He's the only retard who thinks 99 proof Bananas and Monster are a great combination and guess what, it has the exact result you think it does.

 
Fortyone said:
The boy left a comment on Terrence poop's newest video. Basically a text version of his recent incel rants, with spelling mistakes instead of slurred speech.

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Terrence is Basically his new crush, he rules cobra's life
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"REMEMBER, GUYS, YOU ARE THE KEYMASTER. WOMEN ARE THE GATEKEEPERS OF SEX BUT WE ARE THE KEYMASTER" 👻
 
'Ole Dente said:
99 Bananas is a time honored tradition in the house of Cobra, how dare you. He's the only retard who thinks 99 proof Bananas and Monster are a great combination and guess what, it has the exact result you think it does.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=b0ugkcZObNs
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This is an all timer. It’s perfectly displays the depths of his retardation. Decides he can’t swear on YouTube so his answer to that instead of simply not swearing is to load up a YouTube video of an beep tone and pausing and unpausing it so that it plays when he swears to censor himself.

Not just that but you can tell he’s too retarded to muster up the brain power to speak and unpause a video at the same time so ironically most of the times he’s playing the tone to censor himself he’s ALREADY censoring himself by cutting the word short “what the fu-“ or just mouthing it. Hell he’s so regarded the wires in his brain get crossed and he just starts censoring himself whenever he speaks like when he beeps out “I’m not” in “no the fuck I’m not.” Which also proves he’s not even swearing because when he beeps it out because you can clearly and audibly hear “I’m not” over the beep
 
It's a damn shame the comments were disabled on the Josh Saunders channel, although it was full of A-logs telling him to kill himself.
 
Pattern Noticer said:
It's a damn shame the comments were disabled on the Josh Saunders channel, although it was full of A-logs telling him to kill himself.
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i wish he’d do what he did with his old channel and instead of fully disabled they were just set to not public. You’d have so many a-logs and retards screenshotting their own comment posting it like “lol holy shit guys look what somebody commented!” Not knowing that their comment is only visible to themselves. To be fair I’m pretty sure he meant to fully disable them and was too retarded to figure it out but still
 
Jobama said:
Are you Hawaiian or Pacific Islander?
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Thanks to someone close to me that was raised in Hawai'i, ive gotten a taste for pan fried tocino spam and rice with a fried egg on top. Thankfully the tocino style is hard to find where I live or else my heart would have exploded years ago from all the sodium.
 
Acceptable said:
The wind started dying down as soon as he moved into the tard trailer. Things haven’t been the same since the introduction of Jessica

So mote it be
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Ironically it started when Jessica became controlling and kept covering up the webcam. That was arguably the worst addition to the Cobraverse since duster.
 
Agares said:
Ironically it started when Jessica became controlling and kept covering up the webcam. That was arguably the worst addition to the Cobraverse since duster.
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No, it started by her mere presence. She flew out to stay with him for over a week, when they had only known each other maybe three months. The honeymoon phase ended by the dawn of the second day, when he was just sitting there almost motionless while she yammers on for hours and tries to seduce him by licking the side of his face with the tip of her tongue.
 
Tiggy Skibbles said:
No, it started by her mere presence. She flew out to stay with him for over a week, when they had only known each other maybe three months. The honeymoon phase ended by the dawn of the second day, when he was just sitting there almost motionless while she yammers on for hours and tries to seduce him by licking the side of his face with the tip of her tongue.
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She entered the Cobraverse in (early?) December 2023, and they became a couple not long after. There was a point in I think January in which they briefly broke up. Wish it stayed that way.
 
ASeabear8952 said:
She entered the Cobraverse in (early?) December 2023, and they became a couple not long after. There was a point in I think January in which they briefly broke up. Wish it stayed that way.
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The BOY's ODD and desire to end his dry spell to own the troles fucked him hard with that decision.
 
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