🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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People get all autistic and count how much he doordashes, number of drinks, etc. What I wanna see is the sheer number of calories in some of his meals. The boy cooks bacon in butter....
This is why people need to relax about his bubble gut being a liver problem. The dude puts down calories like he's been put down by every girl he's ever liked since the 5th grade. Not even including all the liquor calories. He's not at death's door yet, although I can see him drowning in his own vomit, for sure.
 
Bacon in butter is fine in human portions and not boglim portions. Butter is exquisid dood! What I find horrifying is the amount of high fructose corn syrup and sodium he consumes. When he kicks the bog bucket his remains could be ground into a a salty sweet BBQ rub for some tasty brisket food hacks.
80% british 20% goyslop
 
The boy left a comment on Terrence poop's newest video. Basically a text version of his recent incel rants, with spelling mistakes instead of slurred speech.

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Terrence is Basically his new crush, he rules cobra's life
He's really leaning hard into the redpill rhetoric and it plays into every single stereotype about redpill podcast fans.
 
what is even happening here lol
seem like he tried to take a bite, but when it hit his mouth it immediately made him want to puke
so he got up to run, but then stopped for a second to show the plate to the camera because dank food hack
then there's like a clattering of.. bells?
and he comes back to say they're delicious lol
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gAa-SCjnP_Uwhat is even happening here lol
seem like he tried to take a bite, but when it hit his mouth it immediately made him want to puke
so he got up to run, but then stopped for a second to show the plate to the camera because dank food hack
then there's like a clattering of.. bells?
and he comes back to say they're delicious lol

Looks like the buzz is wearing off and his taste senses are returning at the worst time. Can't let the trolls know though, even though he could edit it but he's too much of a boglim to know how.
 
Tried to make Cobes in my favorite Souls game. Going to make a hex build.
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Cobes eating a whole can of spam with his hands overdubbed by generic speed metal is the absolute hobo spectacular of the year.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gAa-SCjnP_Uwhat is even happening here lol
seem like he tried to take a bite, but when it hit his mouth it immediately made him want to puke
so he got up to run, but then stopped for a second to show the plate to the camera because dank food hack
then there's like a clattering of.. bells?
and he comes back to say they're delicious lol
Im pretty sure Sasha is there lurking in the background, you hear a cough when he is making the spam in the kitchen, and these looks make me think she was standing in the doorway waiting for leftovers or he suddenly remembered he said he’d share and goes to put them on the glass cutting board and when he comes back he still has food in his mouth so i dont think he puked at least not right away
 

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Note that the label on the spam can also says "bacon".

I've said it before, Cobes will eat anything if the packaging has the words "bacon", "cheese" or "extra hot" on it.
 
"I got the meat sweats just smelling it".

The off the wall things the BOY says during his cooking videos are an essential part of the cooking with Cobra experience.
 
I've said it before, Cobes will eat anything if the packaging has the words "bacon", "cheese" or "extra hot" on it.
Makes me wonder if an a-log sent him bacon dog treats if he'd eat them. He's definitely sloshed enough most of the time not to notice it's supposed to be for dogs.

Don't do that though redditors. I know he knowingly ate cat food of his own volition once, but still.
 
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