🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Mister Baranavichy said:
It 100% started as that, no debate, but right now I'd wager his need to drink and smoke as much as he does is just complete and utter dopamine receptor death with his body scratching at the walls to be able to provide even a drop, I mean, I've never seen anyone, even people with holes in their necks, smoke vape, pipe and cigarettes at the same time, he's a real innovator in that regard.
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Better not develop physical dependency while trying to look like a badass BOY!
He was already at that point with nicotine during the first apartment era. His best streams were born of him being grouchy and pissy that he didn't have any nicotine to soothe the craving.
Only reason he wasn't to the point of physical dependence on booze that early was he drank piss beer mixed with soda. But since the second apartment era he moved on to drinking entire handles of bottom shelf hard liquor every day. Just about the only thing I believe the bog witch has ever said about the boy is that he drinks first thing when he wakes up so he doesn't get the shakes. And I only believe that because the boy's admitted to it.
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Better not develop physical dependency while trying to look like a badass BOY!
He was already at that point with nicotine during the first apartment era. His best streams were born of him being grouchy and pissy that he didn't have any nicotine to soothe the craving.
Only reason he wasn't to the point of physical dependence on booze that early was he drank piss beer mixed with soda. But since the second apartment era he moved on to drinking entire handles of bottom shelf hard liquor every day. Just about the only thing I believe the bog witch has ever said about the boy is that he drinks first thing when he wakes up so he doesn't get the shakes. And I only believe that because the boy's admitted to it.
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Don't forget the time we saw and heard cobras screameing as he awoke from passing out on livestream, that's some horrifying pain the boy is in https://youtu.be/GEij5Gx8QHE?t=12726
 
Chieftain Coke Peanut said:
People shit on spam, but it's actually pretty dank TWU. It's not even gross cuts of meat like hotdogs are, it's literally just pork shoulder, ham, and salt. It's even alright cold, but pan fried is way better obviously.
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Spam is quite honestly the only piece of food I ever saw DinoTendies cook that looked even remotely edible. If that snuff film artist turned Michelin chef can't do it, nobody can in my eyes.
 
People get all autistic and count how much he doordashes, number of drinks, etc. What I wanna see is the sheer number of calories in some of his meals. The boy cooks bacon in butter....
 
Bixby Snyder said:
People get all autistic and count how much he doordashes, number of drinks, etc. What I wanna see is the sheer number of calories in some of his meals. The boy cooks bacon in butter....
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The boy just apple-fisted 126% of his daily sodium.
 
Bixby Snyder said:
People get all autistic and count how much he doordashes, number of drinks, etc. What I wanna see is the sheer number of calories in some of his meals. The boy cooks bacon in butter....
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I did not include the beer but according to some food calculator app:
  • Calories: 2529 kcals
  • Fat: 183 grams
  • Protein: 86 grams
  • Carbohydrates: 101 grams
  • Fiber: 4 grams
  • Sugar: 13 grams
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Chieftain Coke Peanut said:
A boglim fishing video would be MDWTFIU. I can already see Josh struggling to tie a knot in the line for 20 minutes, making dank bait hacks so the fish bite, fucking up his cast and having his bait fall off, then passing out in his chair.

Bonus points if he ate the bait. He probably would.
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probably also blasting ozzy or his ai slop scaring all fish away
 
The boy left a comment on Terrence poop's newest video. Basically a text version of his recent incel rants, with spelling mistakes instead of slurred speech.

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Terrence is Basically his new crush, he rules cobra's life
 
Bixby Snyder said:
The boy cooks bacon in butter....
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Bacon in butter is fine in human portions and not boglim portions. Butter is exquisid dood! What I find horrifying is the amount of high fructose corn syrup and sodium he consumes. When he kicks the bog bucket his remains could be ground into a a salty sweet BBQ rub for some tasty brisket food hacks.
 
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