🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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youngestniggaincharge said:
a lot of people say that they see some of themselves in cobes. what part of yourself do you see in him?
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I think cobra is relatable because he embodies the absolute extreme of many common issues most people experience and battle as they become an adult. He's like a living warning poster and lesson for bad behavior everyone struggles with. Sure, most people aren't relating to everything however I'm sure there's something on the list you've done and cringe about or struggle with.

1. Drinking at inappropriate times or unable to moderate when drinking. Thinking drinking is cool and fun.
2. Being lazy and wasting a day watching YouTube slop instead of being productive
3. Over valuing your own creative output
4. Thinking you're smarter than you actually are and taking pride in your own intelligence / Extreme insecurity about looking stupid
5. Bragging about sex
6. Eating out to much or getting to much junk food

I'm sure there's more but cobra is like every first year college male lifestyle taken to the absolute extreme.
 
Big Dogs Gonna Eat said:
I think cobra is relatable because he embodies the absolute extreme of many common issues most people experience and battle as they become an adult. He's like a living warning poster and lesson for bad behavior everyone struggles with. Sure, most people aren't relating to everything however I'm sure there's something on the list you've done and cringe about or struggle with.

1. Drinking at inappropriate times or unable to moderate when drinking. Thinking drinking is cool and fun.
2. Being lazy and wasting a day watching YouTube slop instead of being productive
3. Over valuing your own creative output
4. Thinking you're smarter than you actually are and taking pride in your own intelligence / Extreme insecurity about looking stupid
5. Bragging about sex
6. Eating out to much or getting to much junk food

I'm sure there's more but cobra is like every first year college male lifestyle taken to the absolute extreme.
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Gaze long enough in the abyss and the abyss will start a steam titled "chillin'"
 
Studio Ghibli AI is goff as fuck toobs.

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Reflecting upon all the descriptions of Jannah kinda bums me out. Sure, great palaces and stunning wives is nice, along with all those incredible experiences we cannot imagine. But you can’t sleep, you won’t get hangovers, your very essence has been changed so you can’t experience discomfort, like being on an eternal high. There’s no kitchen, because you get servants to make whatever you desire. It’s…unfulfilling.

In my heart of hearts, Paradise is a double wide trailer with a dead dog chair and a computer which can browse all of history. You can doordash whatever you want and never get into the negative. You get the dankest ingredients possible to food hack whatever comes to mind. Forbidden fruit mead? TWU
 
Sheikh said:
Reflecting upon all the descriptions of Jannah kinda bums me out. Sure, great palaces and stunning wives is nice, along with all those incredible experiences we cannot imagine. But you can’t sleep, you won’t get hangovers, your very essence has been changed so you can’t experience discomfort, like being on an eternal high. There’s no kitchen, because you get servants to make whatever you desire. It’s…unfulfilling.

In my heart of hearts, Paradise is a double wide trailer with a dead dog chair and a computer which can browse all of history. You can doordash whatever you want and never get into the negative. You get the dankest ingredients possible to food hack whatever comes to mind. Forbidden fruit mead? TWU
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You're welcome to be hang around and be a part of the cobraverse, but keep in mind, Mohammedan, this thread belongs to sky god.
 
I'm sorry I think the truth is he is the complete opposite of 'the only opinion that matter is his own". I honestly can not tell if it was sarcasm becuase its such a crazy thing to say.

Nearly everything he does is to cultivate what he thinks is a cool guy image. He drinks alcohol and clearly doesn't like the taste. Eats spicy foods to prove how tough he is. Makes up stories about smelling good, fan girls wanting him, and his magic working to get revenge on trolls. Brags about a 'alcohol and drug tolerance' . He gets angry when people say dumb shit like he needs permission to go live because he doesn't want to look like depends on clint. Same reason toddler pisses him off, or he hid the camera in the corner when got evicted to hide he was in clints basement. Hell, when he gets some money he likes to buy all his straphangers free pizza or KFC to make himself look like a 'big man'.

He's actually retarded so the whole 'he doesn't care' is really he isn't picking up on shit. Whenever someone directly says something negative he shuts off. Like when Homefelon Ian asked why the fuck he was talking about kids and sickos. He can't pick up cues that it's fucked up but when someone tells him direct he gets its not a good subject. He literally split that hair dye all over himself and went into work thinking they would be fine with it -- not that he said fuck it, I recongize this isn't acceptable and i'm going anyway. Him advertising his porn habit and jerking it on discord are about only maybe not give a fuck -- but I think that is more weird fucking fetish terrority.

I love cobes but he is literally ruled by people's opinion of him. I think he has different ideas of what is important but what he does has led him to this weird goth bad boy lifestyle.
 
Man, I'm not even exaggerating.

Him chomping down as soon as the breakdown hits at 2:40 might be my favorite part. Things take a dramatic turn around 3:02 as shoves he the mass in and almost loses a morsel. And at 3:46 he plays two songs on top of each other. It's like he wants your brain to feel as broken as his. Finally we have the Hydraulic Press Channel Song to wrap things up as he places the remains on the desk for later.
 
Big Dogs Gonna Eat said:
I think cobra is relatable because he embodies the absolute extreme of many common issues most people experience and battle as they become an adult. He's like a living warning poster and lesson for bad behavior everyone struggles with. Sure, most people aren't relating to everything however I'm sure there's something on the list you've done and cringe about or struggle with.

1. Drinking at inappropriate times or unable to moderate when drinking. Thinking drinking is cool and fun.
2. Being lazy and wasting a day watching YouTube slop instead of being productive
3. Over valuing your own creative output
4. Thinking you're smarter than you actually are and taking pride in your own intelligence / Extreme insecurity about looking stupid
5. Bragging about sex
6. Eating out to much or getting to much junk food

I'm sure there's more but cobra is like every first year college male lifestyle taken to the absolute extreme.
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I think Seizure robot did a video about how Cobes embodies the 7 deadly sins.
 
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