🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Blue Miaplacidus said:
The boys "trickoteria" must be acting up, he has almost entirely pulled out all of his hair.
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He slurped a soy sauce packet like it was a gogurt. I really am starting to like the FatJosh arc, but he needs to gain another ~15kg so he gets to that funny fat stage. I think deathfat cobes would be hilarious.
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I don't know why he always tries a middle part. Reverse comb-over is such a terrible look even when he had more hair (especially with a greasy ponytail). In really old photos of Josh with longer hair he always had the middle part too. Kind of miss that goth lesbian mom look. Hard to believe he mutated this much in barely 10 years.

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I know he would fuck it up and it will never happen, but him getting a shit job or just going outside to socialise would do him wonders. I think he’s fucked his social skills talking to himself for a couple of hours a day ‘making content’ but it would do wonders mentally.

It would be interesting seeing him talk about being a famous toober, having a cult, and trolls going after him while being pathetic. I’d love to see a mental evaluation of him at this point
 
Candover said:
I don't know why he always tries a middle part. Reverse comb-over is such a terrible look even when he had more hair (especially with a greasy ponytail). In really old photos of Josh with longer hair he always had the middle part too. Kind of miss that goth lesbian mom look. Hard to believe he mutated this much in barely 10 years.

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The middle part was big in the 90s when he was growing up. One of Josh's inner tragicomedies is that he desperately wants the world to see him as a Gothic prince of darkness but his true love is the bubblegum boyband.
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Here’s to another year of him slowly marinating himself with alcohol and various rotten food elixirs.
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SerArthurDayne37 said:
I believe he is incredibly depressed right now, and having a really hard time dealing with it, at least a lot more than normal. The long talk about what he is going to do when he wins the lottery, the drinking binges. I think this is major projecting, he is trying so hard to put out a strong face that everything is going well, even despite the channel being terminated. I'm sure part of it is to "own the trolls", but the other part is that it is comforting to live in our delusions. His isolation is probably making this 100x worse. The boy really needs actual friends right now to hang out with.
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I think you're wrong in trying to assign any human emotions or needs to Josh.
 
He's obviously been textbook depressed for years now. It's one of the most humanizing things about him in these past few endgame years. Deep armchair analyses are dumb, but I think saying the boy is clinically depressed is just a matter of fact.
 
GameratePTSD said:
The middle part was big in the 90s when he was growing up. One of Josh's inner tragicomedies is that he desperately wants the world to see him as a Gothic prince of darkness but his true love is the bubblegum boyband.
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Josh looks like a washed-up former child actor now. His puffed up "pommadour" and middle parted hair days ended a long time ago. Too bad we never got Bowl Cut Cobra.
 
Yeah, his birthday came and went with a whimper. Him getting fatter is only development interested in. Beyond that we have progressively worse ‘food hacks’, more drinking, and his not tolerating any criticism during he e-begging streams.

He’s always been a very, very slow burn but it’s rock bottom now
 
Bixby Snyder said:
Yeah, his birthday came and went with a whimper. Him getting fatter is only development interested in. Beyond that we have progressively worse ‘food hacks’, more drinking, and his not tolerating any criticism during he e-begging streams.

He’s always been a very, very slow burn but it’s rock bottom now
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I find it quite interesting to show how much youth can compensate for shitty lifestyle (bad food, drugs/alcohol, smoking, no exercise). Once those hormones start changing, it is hitting a hard corner on a winding road too fast.
 
Bixby Snyder said:
Yeah, his birthday came and went with a whimper. Him getting fatter is only development interested in. Beyond that we have progressively worse ‘food hacks’, more drinking, and his not tolerating any criticism during he e-begging streams.

He’s always been a very, very slow burn but it’s rock bottom now
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I was surprised. I was sure we would get something interesting yesterday. Maybe he drank so much he passed out early.
 
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