🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I was listening to the Snake Bones Clint's art episode and I misheard bowler hat as "boner hat".
I think it is appropriate because he looks like a dickhead when he wears it.
 
Jeeze. He doesn't even make enough each month anymore. He's not violating any rules for getting his SS/SSI/SSDI. There was a time when he was very close to making enough money to disqualify him from getting a check each month. Not any more though .

Clint does his taxes. All the money processors and places he gets money from (paypal, merch, youtube) auto report to the IRS. Clint gets the forms sent to his address from those companies. There hasn't ever been any evidence that cobes is even defrauding the IRS. Pretty sure Clint does his best to actually follow the laws when it comes to this shit.

So all the faggots reporting him are just wasting their time. There was maybe 1 or 2 years where Josh was making enough to report, and even then it was so close to the cutoff, that neither SS or IRS would investigate.

And I don't know about everyone else, but I'll gladly pay a little more in taxes to keep all these degen internet cows indoors instead of wondering the streets fuckin up my day. Anyone jealous of Josh needs serious help.
 
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Dick Pooman said:
They don't need to do any of that to get their money back and for Cobra to get fucked. If he gets reported, they will probably do an audit, which isn't difficult for them to do. Josh making more money than is allowed without any malicious intent is enough for him to get cut off, or at the very least receive a letter telling him that he owes the government money. My main point here is that if they went the SSI/SSDI route with the government tattle-tailing then it would have way more consequences than if they reported him to the IRS. I doubt that Josh even makes enough to require filing a tax return even with his super chat and wand money.
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I think this is a good conversation to have, and definitely an interesting debate, but like some of us believe, if someone who is as despised as much as DSP is, can be reported hundreds of times no doubt, while already being on multiple payment plans for his taxes after getting approved for a fraudulent bankruptcy, and this is someone who makes 6 figures a year and will absolutely claim his damn toilet paper as a tax write off, and he has never been audited (that we know of) I just don't see them going after someone like Cobes.
 
If he managed to get his drinking under control, he could have a decent life all things considered. He basically puts zero effort in. There are homeless people who work. He has a roof over his head and what looks like a surprisingly decent neighborhood for a trailer park. There’s a planet fitness nearby, a park, stores, a shopping center. He’s not isolated from the world, it’s his choice.

I don’t think Josh truly appreciates how good he has it as an autistic NEET. The effort to reward ratio is through the roof.

I can see why some basement dwelling reddit NEETs are mad at him and jealous. How many of them are busting their asses to pretty much have similar standards of living or still live in their parents‘ basements? For all the hate he gets for being a bit fruity, Clint did come through.
 
Captain Ahab said:
He’s not isolated from the world, it’s his choice.
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Of all of Cobra's faults I can't really give him too much shit about this particular one. Any time he tries to do something IRL some discordfag calls the place
"Hello, there's a man dressed like a homeless pirate in your business, he is a pedophile with a gun trying to abduct children"
Of course he could just not advertise it and go and do stuff but I think he's been burnt by it too often and now just exists in his smelly trailer.
 
Fishcakes said:
Of all of Cobra's faults I can't really give him too much shit about this particular one. Any time he tries to do something IRL some discordfag calls the place
"Hello, there's a man dressed like a homeless pirate in your business, he is a pedophile with a gun trying to abduct children"
Of course he could just not advertise it and go and do stuff but I think he's been burnt by it too often and now just exists in his smelly trailer.
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He could film it, and upload it later. What does livestreaming even get him, other than insults and wind up questions, as well as the trolling at whatever place he wants to go to. All he would need to do is make tiny adjustments and he would be fine, but of course he has no concept of problem solving. Now he can never not stream at a bar, because he is sick of the trolls (for about the 1000th time he has said that), and has to force it.

I wish he would fuck off and get himself sorted, because at times watching him is hard because he looks like he could go any time soon. That rapid bloating, his general slowing down, it all spells serious medical issue.
 
Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
I've actually wanted Cobra to get a blender for a while, so he can learn to blend his foods into a drinkable form. Then we can get food hacks of him throwing all of his groceries into a blender and making a puree like you'd see in a nursing home.
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Part of me supports this idea, but part of me doesn’t. I can see him putting his hand inside the wrong way and turning it on, especially if he’s drunk. I wouldn’t want to see Boglim Blood and fingers in his food hacks.
 
I tried watching the most recent drink combo and rant video but I tapped out, it's literally just him sucking Terrence poop's cock for the first several minutes with an incel rant.

"Terrence says alcoholism isn't a disease because anything you can control isn't a disease", "now that cobra's got a glass of liquid asshole poured", "this is gonna piss off 4/10 women, but you can't change a bad boy, WE alpha men Don't need what women can provide. Wah."

The boy's full blown incel arc kinda sucks ass
 
Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
I've actually wanted Cobra to get a blender for a while, so he can learn to blend his foods into a drinkable form. Then we can get food hacks of him throwing all of his groceries into a blender and making a puree like you'd see in a nursing home.
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Dank food hacks in a blender with half a bottle of vodka mixed in is Most Definitely what Might be up once the teeth go
 
ParasiteSteve said:
I wish he would fuck off and get himself sorted, because at times watching him is hard because he looks like he could go any time soon. That rapid bloating, his general slowing down, it all spells serious medical issue.
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I dunno man, as bleak as it sounds I think this is the end game. I can't stop thinking about this photo where Cobes looks pregnant, it smacks of ascites which is caused by cirrhosis of the liver. [source: Fishcakes - Internet Doctor] and he would never go to the hospital, the fact he let almost every tooth in his mouth rot out is evidence of this.
I think one day he's just gonna flop on the floor and Clint's twice monthly check in won't be in time.
I wish he'd go and get a health check.
 
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