🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Blue Miaplacidus said:
It is just shitty immigrant slop
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Yeah this is what people mean by kebab and drunk people eat it cos it's slope, like really it's very soft. shish kebabs have the stick and I never heard of drunk people eating them after a night out. Through yakitori, grilled chicken is popular to eat when drinking here in Japan but it's not an after drinking thing like kebabas are.
 
Whatisgoingon said:
Man, I'm still bummed about his channel getting taken down. I know that it's all backed up, but there's no big collective archive, so does that really matter to the general public trying to watch old random streams?
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Him having more then 100k subs and not getting his button as his account was not in good standing was so funny. Now he will always say he was going to get the play button but the trolls. When it was his fault and YouTube was the real troll here.
 
cugel said:
Him having more then 100k subs and not getting his button as his account was not in good standing was so funny. Now he will always say he was going to get the play button but the trolls. When it was his fault and YouTube was the real troll here.
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I wouldn't really say it was entirely his fault, it was YouTube's fault with their retarded arbitrary guidelines stuff.
But it was also pretty funny to see his seething about it when it's ultimately a useless plastic trinket he would've forgotten about almost immediately.
 
cugel said:
Kebabs don't have skewers...
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They do. Most varieties of kebab are some kind of meat (usually ground) on a skewer.
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Posting this in the correct thread this time; The boy has a sudden affinity for flamingos and rainbows again.
 

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'To be brutally honest with you, this cocktail tastes amazing.'

"Drink combo and vocial covers" March 22 2025


He says he writes songs about his life and his experiences and proceeds to play "Drinking and Dying Alone"
His curtain fell down
He spends a solid 30 minutes drunkenly singing into his phone or a beer bottle
 
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So people have said that his videos were flagged for his comments on LGBT topics, and some fart videos like the talking Tom slop.

But what about the videos of him “taking a troll”? He was sat on his toilet blasting shit out his ass and you can hear it hitting the bowl and splashing back up his legs.

Is that against TOS? You can’t see it but he is straining visually and blowing ass.

I always thought that was some of his wildest content still on his channel. It existed primarily in shorts.
 
Sheikh said:
Loremasters, has the BOY ever eaten a kebab? It’s a shame I cannot find anything now the channel’s died down. I’ve witnessed the burrito saga, I know he eats sushi. I’ve seen Polish pork loaf and Chinese fish in a can, and a drink combo with canned squid. I could send him some money for a kebab but he will buy haram shit instead.
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Fuck kebabs, fuck gyros, fuck kebobs if the boy wants to live a true trailer park lifestyle he needs a nice greasy donair instead. I'd love to see his abomination of a donair sauce recipe.

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Just realizing warlord is to cobra like Randy is to Mr Lahey in the show. I could actually 100% see warlord prostituting himself to a guy for a cheeseburger.
 
Retarded Gangstalker said:
'To be brutally honest with you, this cocktail tastes amazing.'

"Drink combo and vocial covers" March 22 2025
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qf54qLlTWJQvideoplayback (65).mp4

He says he writes songs about his life and his experiences and proceeds to play "Drinking and Dying Alone"
His curtain fell down
He spends a solid 30 minutes drunkenly singing into his phone or a beer bottle
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Some people may miss out because of how long this video is but he absolutely loses it at certain points. Multiple outbreaks of crying and at one point he shakes his beer up and sprays beer into the air.

He is not dealing with 2025 very well it would seem. You can just see the sadness in his eyes for most of the video and his intro seems to confirm that.
 
Hennimore said:
Some people may miss out because of how long this video is but he absolutely loses it at certain points. Multiple outbreaks of crying and at one point he shakes his beer up and sprays beer into the air.

He is not dealing with 2025 very well it would seem. You can just see the sadness in his eyes for most of the video and his intro seems to confirm that.
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No wonder he's braking down living like a hermit, its a nightmare of mostly his own creation. When is the last time he talked to someone other than doordash driver? Its most definetly not what the fuck is up toob.

Its a pipedream but maybe that sweet Wyoming spring and summer will get him to meet some neighbors or something.
 
C. G. B. Spender said:
No wonder he's braking down living like a hermit, its a nightmare of mostly his own creation. When is the last time he talked to someone other than doordash driver? Its most definetly not what the fuck is up toob.

Its a pipedream but maybe that sweet Wyoming spring and summer will get him to meet some neighbors or something.
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he talked to floorlord like a month ago
 
Fortyone said:
he talked to floorlord like a month ago
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Fags like Warlord is some of the last company he needs. Not too much better than random bums he used to let stay over. He needs someone who is at least somewhat normal to talk to. I think he tolerates him because he is the few people who go out of their way to see him. I guarantee he still annoys the fuck out of Cobra but we don't see it as easily due to the lack of streams featuring him.
 
I bet he's having a rough 2025! Cobra has repeatedly told the troles that he knows demon magic and that he's a deadly wizard who will make them suck farts. The troles responded to these threats by getting his channel banned.

Now he's raging at Google because they won't let him call his troles faggots and tell them to go fuck their mothers. He's going to continue having a rough 2025 and its probably going to get worse judging by the vodka and the ranting.

What if he decides to rebuild his channel by getting back together with Jessica? All she has to do is show up at his trailer with a jug of vodka and he'll let her in, she didn't even need fishnets last time. He's so desperate, deranged and delusional that he thinks she was a solid lay with a slophole like a vise clamp.

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