🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Fanart of the Cobester. May his channel rest in piece as TNWU.
 
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Re(Runner)48 said:
I never understood why he doesn't put money into fixing the bike, and get a job doing doordash. He gets exercise, some small human interaction (which he desperately needs), doesn't have to wash his ass, gets some money, harder for people to find his job to fire him, and lastly I'm pretty sure he can get free food if the order falls through. So some content for his food hacks.
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Because he is incompetent beyond what even the most basic jobs require. It would take him ages to figure out how the apps work. He doesn’t go out, so I doubt he knows the layout of the city beyond his “hood.” He’d struggle to use the apps, struggle to find the restaurants, struggle to find the customers. I bet half the time the food would be damaged because he’s too dumb to secure it properly. All the drinks would get spilled for sure. A customer would complain and Josh would end up crashing out and quit on the spot.

He also can’t stop drinking anymore.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
He has convinced himself that trolls will get him fired, even though he was the majority reason he got fired.
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Its pretty interesting how quickly people join Cobes on the whole "troles got me fired! troles do everything bad in my life!". His second job he quit because he was getting reduced hours. But he also forgets he talked about his job whilst he was working, like the tshirt argument. I bet he wore that "jesus is a cunt" shirt he loved so much. Plus just arguing about attire anyway. Oh, and the farts. His method of dealing with farts at work was to fart, then quickly breath it up so others do not smell it. Now envision the boy, hunched over a sink full of dishes, with some ratty shirt on, with his hair dye job. And he is farting, and quickly huffing it up. When you confront him "leave me alone DOOD I am autistic!"

Trolls do fuck with fuck the boy thats for sure, but its mostly limited to his phone and doordashing bird seed. He got drunk and played with a loaded shotgun on stream all by himself, but I am sure in his mind it was the trolls who never allowed him to clean his apartment. Or the middle of the night screaming fits we got a glimpse into.

Strange as well that only once Jessica and the gorlworld showed up did the channel start really taking a hit. They openly gayops, and like typical women, their first move is to seek an authority figure in the form of reporting to youtube.
 
Pretty sure he would fail as a Walmart greeter.

He would insist on wearing the dog collar, would lear at women (of-age or not), and probably find some way to fuck up, “Welcome to Walmart.” Let alone look a homeless man who crawled in from the parking lot
 
Josh doesn't even need a job. If he had a manager and wasn't lazy he could easily make enough off wands and other things he could make to live off of hell if he brought back TTS and just live streamed himself for , a few hours a day that alone would probably easily pay for the groceries
 
There is no way that Josh is capable of performing even the most basic of tasks for a job right now. He would have to fix his health and his alcoholism issues to even have a chance, and he's been out of work now for a very long time, in which he has lost many braincells to booze and duster.
 
Grandmas Cream Pie said:
There is no way that Josh is capable of performing even the most basic of tasks for a job right now. He would have to fix his health and his alcoholism issues to even have a chance, and he's been out of work now for a very long time, in which he has lost many braincells to booze and duster.
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He has also been indoors for a long time like some kind of gothic monk, getting him outside when sober would be extremely difficult at this point.
 
ParasiteSteve said:
Trolls do fuck with fuck the boy thats for sure, but its mostly limited to his phone and doordashing bird seed.
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You got a lot of information wrong in your post, especially this. Trolls fuck with him badly, they harass any location he uses, steps into, talks about, or mentions his family is at/in/visiting.
 
Bixby Snyder said:
Pretty sure he would fail as a Walmart greeter.

He would insist on wearing the dog collar, would lear at women (of-age or not), and probably find some way to fuck up, “Welcome to Walmart.” Let alone look a homeless man who crawled in from the parking lot
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It's sad but true that he would fail at literally the easiest job on earth. That boy can't do anything right.


 
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