🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Takoyaki.86 said:
How dare you! He was just following the Veterinarian’s orders due to the dog being a meth addict. If anything, the Veterinarian is Hitler incarnate… The BOY is more like the middle management Nazi, just following orders.
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wtf dood the vet was right mtn dew saved walt RIP and angies dog maybe go to vet skool before you spread more redit trole information FUCK SICKOS
 
Barbenheimer said:
You get that from a single story the told about messing around with a mentality challenged girls when they were both kids/teens, by his own admission she was into it. The fact you guys hear a story and take the part you want to be true, he jacked off in front of this chick, but at the same time reject the part you want to be false, she was into it, shows how biased you are towards Josh and what a faggot loser you and all people like you are. You remind me of that gay ass list they had listing why Josh is a terrible person and some of the points were like “He has pedophilic tendencies” and the source it linked to would be clip where he says some shit like “children are more precious than rock and roll”

You’re a faggot, the troons who don’t like Josh because he speaks the truth are faggots, and you all need to 41% yourselves




Dude you made your account Feb 15 of this year, there are people here who have followed Josh since Wendy’s, a time you probably only know about from watching recap videos. Shut your faggot ass up
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I just wanted to add that Cobes is the world's most unreliable narrator and most of what he says without any outside corroboration should be viewed as suspect, at best. It's possible the "make the white stuff come out" story never actually happened.
 
i used to be sad cobes didnt have comments on his videos but now...
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its all fucking weens and i dont know why i thought it would be any different
 

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'Ole Dente said:
A Wendy's hamburger does in fact smell pretty great. I'm not sure I'd want a pussy to smell like hamburgers but you know what, I've been pleasantly surprised by what I thought was initially weird, man. Celery in a tuna fish sandwich was pretty good. Dipping cheese in strawberry jam? Pretty excellent. Cheetos and milk was a really hard one to imagine but it is surprisingly good. Maybe hamburger pussy is a step in the right direction, perhaps it is us who are the ignorant ones.
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Sorry for double posting, but I had a Shake Shack burger the other day and when I first held it up and got a whiff I was instantly reminded of pussy. I don't know if Jord incepted my mind into associating burgers with pussy or what the hell happened.
 
Anonymous Pool Services said:
Sorry for double posting, but I had a Shake Shack burger the other day and when I first held it up and got a whiff I was instantly reminded of pussy. I don't know if Jord incepted my mind into associating burgers with pussy or what the hell happened.
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I gagged holy shit. For some reason a pussy smelling like a burger is a lot less gross than a burger smelling like a pussy. Maybe I'm just fat though.


This argument of whether Cobes is bad and deserves hate is stupid. Yes he has done bad things however he is a retarded alcoholic who is going to die in his 40s. Why are you wasting your mental energy feeling negative emotions for a man who is literally too stupid to use a can opener? I'm not saying his tardery excuses anything he's done but if you literally care enough to feel anger/hatred for this 68IQ sack of artificially flavored peach booze and tooth shards then you really need to reevaluate your online content consumption. Go to the gym. Buy a motorcycle. Learn to cook. Something is obviously wrong with your life enough that you're projecting on this duster brained stink goblin that you will never meet rather than worrying about yourself.
 
Candover said:
I wonder how long Cobra would last on an alcohol only diet if he completely cut out food.
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I wonder if WKUK actually knew at the point they did that skit that that's actually what Spurlock was doing through that "documentary."
charlesdickens said:
Once you're drinking so much, food is just unappetizing regardless of how crazy disgusting the food hack is (something he's always had the stomach for anyway, for the most part). Not sure I completely believe it, but it does seem plausible.
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It might be that his food hacks are so absolutely repulsive that being so drunk he can't taste anything actually improves therm.
 
i listened to cradle of filth for the first time a few days ago for the gothic badboy, they were alright kinda like a worse version of those cod zombies easter egg songs and way worse than ozzy toobz FUCK RAPE AND FUCK SKOOL SHOOTINGS keep on rockin in the free wurld for many years my fans
 
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