🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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'Ole Dente said:
I got a glimpse into a weird universe where Josh gets an office job and it just makes me fucking laugh uncontrollably.

dood come on what the fuck, why did you send me a png, I need the pdf so I can have people fill out the form eletronically

fuck my life, office

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Doing magic on the printer that always breaks.
Circle of protection around the coffee maker because Mondays are the worst, dood.
 
'Ole Dente said:
It was clearly accidental and that’s because he’s a real life, actual government assisted retard.
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This implies that he didn't know the consequences of what he was doing. He's been confronted multiple times by friends and trolls, explaining that he has been poisoning his pets. He knows the consequences of his actions.

He's obviously not a supervillain as others have pointed out, but acting like there's no reason to hate him is more retarded than he is.
'Ole Dente said:
That doesn’t warrant hatred. Maybe concern, I think concern is a fair reaction. I’m not concerned, that requires effort and thought which are two things this guy is incapable of putting forth in any meaningful way. Also, he’s just mad and saying edgy shit, man. He’s not going to hurt anybody, he’s just poppin’ off.
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lol... he said it as a reason for dismembering two sex dolls. it definitely wasn't him just "saying edgy shit".
 
tupac'd futurama fan said:
This implies that he didn't know the consequences of what he was doing. He's been confronted multiple times by friends and trolls, explaining that he has been poisoning his pets. He knows the consequences of his actions.
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A person as retarded as Josh has issues understanding the correlation between his own actions and the consequences thereof(Has anyone ever tried The Breakfast Question on the Boy?). Couple that with his ODD and it's an uphill battle to get him to do anything he doesn't want to do. Hell, even Clint couldn't get through to him very much on that stuff.
tupac'd futurama fan said:
He's obviously not a supervillain as others have pointed out, but acting like there's no reason to hate him is more retarded than he is.
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There's plenty of stuff he does that definitely irks people, but I wouldn't go so far as to use hate. Especially if it's, for example, over a high-60s-IQ retard who believes in magic.
tupac'd futurama fan said:
lol... he said it as a reason for dismembering two sex dolls. it definitely wasn't him just "saying edgy shit".
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See, now you've just proven how much of a newfag you are. Josh had a single sex doll that he violently dismembered for any number of reasons, due to women-hate or being a virgin with rage. He did destroy a fleshlight in one of his earlier videos, but that was because he was trying to prove how he was "done with sex and companionship" or something to that extent. Even I know about that chunk of retarded history, and I didn't really get invested in Cobes until Jessica came into the picture. Either way, if you actually did watch Cobes you'd know that's just what he does. He's never assaulted anyone except for Floorlord in self-defense. That's like calling guys who play violent video games in their spare time psychopaths to be. You're using the same line of defense Jack Thompson did to try to ban violent video games.
 
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'Ole Dente said:
Need a source for that, I’m not sure what you mean.
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There is no source, it's a bold-faced lie. Cobra was briefly living with Clint again before he moved into the trailer and was livestreaming from the patio. He's not banned from Clint's place, he just doesn't want to live under Clint's rules (brushing his teeth, cleaning up after himself, no smoking, etc.).
 
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C. G. B. Spender said:
Im actually thinking he smells nice (by cobraverse standards) because i haven't heard people who have met him IRL say that boy smells awful, even Jessica hasn't said anything like that and she threw every possible insult at him. Cobra lair itself might smell like cigarettes and broken dreams though.

Maybe he actually does take Bond Tactical Soap™ not a sponsor seriously and uses it on a regular basis.
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iirc the people who did the second doc"Now It's a Party", "Your Favorite Son" who did the third, and Mr Green have all reported back he either smells kind of like Tactical Soap, or like nothing distinguishable at all. So he has enough sense or politeness to understand he's to smell a certain way around company.
 
tupac'd futurama fan said:
This implies that he didn't know the consequences of what he was doing. He's been confronted multiple times by friends and trolls, explaining that he has been poisoning his pets. He knows the consequences of his actions.

He's obviously not a supervillain as others have pointed out, but acting like there's no reason to hate him is more retarded than he is.

lol... he said it as a reason for dismembering two sex dolls. it definitely wasn't him just "saying edgy shit".
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Have you considered the fact that he is a literal retard?
 
tupac'd futurama fan said:
This implies that he didn't know the consequences of what he was doing. He's been confronted multiple times by friends and trolls, explaining that he has been poisoning his pets. He knows the consequences of his actions.
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This implies he's able to accept and understand criticism. Nigger, this retard is convinced he has magic powers and commands the weather at age 33.
 
'Ole Dente said:
Again I’m not sure what that’s in reference to. I’m not saying that it didn’t happen, I just don’t know the circumstance so I can’t comment.
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It's just bullshit some reddit mongoloid made up (like him giving boglim mead to kids) and then other reddit mongoloids have mindlessly parroted it since then.
 
AnOminous said:
It's just bullshit some reddit mongoloid made up (like him giving boglim mead to kids) and then other reddit mongoloids have mindlessly parroted it since then.
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Rumors like that are like the world's most retarded game of telephone.
 
Six days until the YouTube check doesn’t land. Apparently all of his donations and residual monerterizations will be absorbed by the algorithmic computer and he will receive nothing.

The bogocolypse is upon us.

Farewell, proshoöt.

It was a wild ride, Cobros.
 
Redditors loved to claim that he killed Obi dog by blowing weed smoke in his face, but didn't Obi die several years after Josh moved out? Its hard to check lc.g with his channel gone. Iirc he was already in one of the apartments when he made the video saying he just died. I'm not doubting that he's blown weed smoke in the family dog's face before, but that wouldn't kill it unless he did it enough times for it to develop a long term issue. Just seems like another stupid thing he's said to make himself look badass, but backfired. Like the antelope, the retarded girl, or the dozens of other stories and encounters that he has fabricated to sound cool.
 
tupac'd futurama fan said:
This implies that he didn't know the consequences of what he was doing. He's been confronted multiple times by friends and trolls, explaining that he has been poisoning his pets. He knows the consequences of his actions.

He's obviously not a supervillain as others have pointed out, but acting like there's no reason to hate him is more retarded than he is.

lol... he said it as a reason for dismembering two sex dolls. it definitely wasn't him just "saying edgy shit".
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bonified retard said:
Redditors loved to claim that he killed Obi dog by blowing weed smoke in his face, but didn't Obi die several years after Josh moved out? Its hard to check lc.g with his channel gone. Iirc he was already in one of the apartments when he made the video saying he just died. I'm not doubting that he's blown weed smoke in the family dog's face before, but that wouldn't kill it unless he did it enough times for it to develop a long term issue. Just seems like another stupid thing he's said to make himself look badass, but backfired. Like the antelope, the retarded girl, or the dozens of other stories and encounters that he has fabricated to sound cool.
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I feel like, as someone already described as a game of retard telephone, the newfags are confusing "killing Mrs Green" with vape and his "Obi loved weed" stories. Weed isn't GREAT for animals and I think has the potential to kill cats and smaller dogs in some circumstances, but blowing smoke in its face won't kill them.

I do think he did it, and it's not great for the animal, but every indication suggests all of his animals that weren't lizards and insects died of old age naturally.
 
biggacracka said:
Damn, cobes really murdered, raped, and dismembered a family in rural illinois in 1986?
Can't believe he really did drop both bombs on japan back in the days!
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C. G. B. Spender said:
even Jessica hasn't said anything like that and she threw every possible insult at him
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I think she did mention he smelled bad once or twice, but it was when she was seething over getting dumped by him and a-logs were egging her on to fuck with him so it's safe to assume the opposite is true.
 
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