🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I always thought it was obvious that someone bot'd his account. People would try and explain his numbers by saying its people he has banned dozens of times just making accounts. There probably is some shithead who has done this but it would require thousands of people having this exact fucked up mentality and drive. I can see some reddit retard buying bots to get him banned and then the added bonus of seeing him get smug as he celerity increases. Kinda of a win-win for that shithead. I can see also tik-tok people seeing his clips and subscrtibing to find out its just drunk rants and poschuto sandwiches.

I hope he moves onto another platform. Hopefully starts to livestream more, get more money to fuel his habits, and basically continue on living like the sexy goft bad boy he is.
 
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Average tranny ALOG. Fuck sickos.
 
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His YooToob money gone, Cobes slowly but surely reduces his drinking to avoid getting in the red so often.
Eventually, he stops drinking altogether, realizing he feels much better drinking water.
These little changes move him to getting his act together and changing his appearance. He bathes more often, shaves his head, leave the homeless veteran fit behind and starts dressing business casual.
He starts learning how to actually cook and tries to do something with what is left of his life.
Clint, rewarding him for his efforts, lend him money to start a food truck where cobes can share his culinary exploits with the world.

Suddenly, you wake up in cold sweat, you quickly check this thread, you see a new "video responce" archived. All is right in the world, but the vision of another reality lingers in your head... "What if?"
 
Some of Bite's videos came up in my feed, so I took some clips. I hope the boy comes back. I want to see him review a generic soda, claim his drink combos are good, and eat slop (:_(


You better listen to your own advice from 4 years ago, BOY



Thank you Cobra. Very cool.



Ohhhhhh so that explains everything.
 
Bixby Snyder said:
I always thought it was obvious that someone bot'd his account. People would try and explain his numbers by saying its people he has banned dozens of times just making accounts.
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When he used to stream during prime hours he would regularly get between 800-1000 viewers and when chat wasn't in slow mode it ran at a pace that streams that size usually run. I honestly see it being organic. Cobes isn't niche, he's had videos done on him and his antics by content creators with millions and millions of followers. From lolcow documentaries to cooking critiques to going viral on Tik Tok he's been in the wider public eye for a long time.
 
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Dude I remember after the dry spell ended the incel cope on the subreddit was unreal. They couldn’t fathom the thought of the Boglim whom they consider Hitler 2.0 having an of-age girlfriend while they don’t.
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Remember the document that listed his "crimes" that they would pass to each other like AIDS in a fag's ass
 
mars said:
When he used to stream during prime hours he would regularly get between 800-1000 viewers and when chat wasn't in slow mode it ran at a pace that streams that size usually run. I honestly see it being organic. Cobes isn't niche, he's had videos done on him and his antics by content creators with millions and millions of followers. From lolcow documentaries to cooking critiques to going viral on Tik Tok he's been in the wider public eye for a long time.
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His low regular video engagement compared to 100k-110k subs is because people will see videos done about him and then sub to his channel, but then not watch anything directly from him that isn't a livestream because they've been trained like niggercattle that someone else will practically watch it for them. It's likely those subs are real, because it's funny to be subscribed to the weird internet cobra man.
 
Josh ranting on MATI today about Cobes losing his channel and Reddit a-logs in general:
 
RL Steinbeck said:
Josh ranting on MATI today about Cobes losing his channel and Reddit a-logs in general:
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He's pretty much right though.
The amount of times I've had some retard go "KIWI FURMS BAD DEY DOO DA DOXXES AND SWATTING" and I've shown them how KiwiFarms doesn't do that shit and, infact, Reddit/Twitter(X)/BlueSky (etc) all do those things to infinitely worse degrees of bullshit, even getting innocent people in danger when they "Identify a chomo" with 0 verification and proceed to harass them is wild. It's so fucking retarded. The only retort retards will say back is "BUH DEY SAY NIGGUR OR TRANNY" and it's just so eyerollingly retarded when that's par for the course online.
But also yeah, going after someone like KingCobra is, unironically, a huge show of how bad of a human being you are, how empty are your days if you're a-logging some drunk alcoholic man in his trailer who ultimately harms noone but himself? The "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT HE KILLED PUFFERS" point is ultimately "Did he do it intentionally? Or is he just too fucking retarded for an animal and didn't think?" Which ultimately is the later in this regard and given he has sworn off pets (seemingly, in his words) going forward it shows he is at least capable of understanding he cannot look after animals, which look man, credit where credit is due. I know people IRL who are ""More functioning"" than Cobes here and still blow through pets like retards and don't give a fuck or face a single bit of scrutiny for their abuses.
 
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Average tranny ALOG. Fuck sickos.
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Cobes is a uniting factor for chuds and trannies it’s funny seeing both extremes of the opposite spectrum seethe over him. You got one group going “NOOOOO MUH TRANS RIGHTS!!!!” And then the other group going “NOOOOOO MUH TAX DOLLARS!!!”

What do the extreme left and extreme right have in common? Their hatred of some retarded guy in Wyoming apparently
 
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The amount of times I've had some retard go "KIWI FURMS BAD DEY DOO DA DOXXES AND SWATTING" and I've shown them how KiwiFarms doesn't do that shit and, infact, Reddit/Twitter(X)/BlueSky (etc) all do those things to infinitely worse degrees of bullshit, even getting innocent people in danger when they "Identify a chomo" with 0 verification and proceed to harass them is wild. It's so fucking retarded.
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It's almost as if it's people that are the problem, not the platforms they use.

It's why I can't get on board the "social media bad!" take. There are shitty people everywhere and always have been. They just use different tools to communicate. Taking away someone's megaphone doesn't eliminate their degeneracy any more than giving someone a megaphone makes them a degenerate.
 
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This does put the pressure on Cobra to actually DO something. He is currently NOT a youtube celery.
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Josh thinks that because he’s accrued those subscribers that’s a permanent achievement. Any subscribers he gains now are just in addition to what he had before.

What this guy does isn’t really a show for us, this is just shit he does at home when he’s alone and he’s allowing us to see it. In order for Josh to be encouraged to do anything differently, his personal habits would have to change. He’s just gunna do the same shit over and over because that’s what he like to do and, more importantly, he’ll do it if it pisses off the reddit fags.
 
RL Steinbeck said:
Josh ranting on MATI today about Cobes losing his channel and Reddit a-logs in general:
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The only thing that Cobra has done that's "bad" is be too stupid to take care of a bearded dragon and then be more stupid to broadcast that to people that hate him for whatever fucking reason. I still think that Puff survived the journey to the hospital parking lot, I haven't seen anything that disproves that particular bearded dragon not being Puff.
 
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