🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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If only Cobra had recently come across someone who had an effective “in” at YouTube who was really good at getting bullshit strikes removed, and who also wanted to sow some goodwill in Cobra’s life to hopefully get him onboard a show to produce content… hmmmmmmmmmm
 
Mushroom King said:
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Clint and Josh looking like posing for a Help-a-Child foundation ad. Also I choose 4 or 1.
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"No, but really and seriously. This guys is worse than Hitler! He shouldn't have a youtube or facebook were hw can make videos talking about random stuff, or be allowed online at all. He should be homeless without any aid whatsoever! We're actually the heckin' morally superior guys by a-logging a literally regard who does gender relation videos and drinks online that other people are willing to watch! We should be the arbiters of content online! We're actually the good guys even though it look like we should actually just kill ourselves first (an no one would notice we're gone)!"

*Obvious the picture of the gymnastics meme goes here*

As straight-forward and obvious as I can state as possible -- You should literally, without any subtext or implications or metaphors at all, LITERALLY hang yourself from the neck until you improve the world's collect intellect if you actually think telling youtube on this autistic's videos that they are actually offensive to you
 
Agares said:
I hate the redditards for getting him temp banned again but honestly I wasn't betting on him doing a drinking stream for his birthday this year.
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Wow you are right, these fucking assholes got him banned during his birthday celebrations next month. I hate them even more for that.
 
@Molag Bal prompted me to draw this. I might as well post it here too since its relevant.
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StoopidFookingHamsterFace said:
"No, but really and seriously. This guys is worse than Hitler! He shouldn't have a youtube or facebook were hw can make videos talking about random stuff, or be allowed online at all. He should be homeless without any aid whatsoever! We're actually the heckin' morally superior guys by a-logging a literally regard who does gender relation videos and drinks online that other people are willing to watch! We should be the arbiters of content online! We're actually the good guys even though it look like we should actually just kill ourselves first (an no one would notice we're gone)!"

*Obvious the picture of the gymnastics meme goes here*

As straight-forward and obvious as I can state as possible -- You should literally, without any subtext or implications or metaphors at all, LITERALLY hang yourself from the neck until you improve the world's collect intellect if you actually think telling youtube on this autistic's videos that they are actually offensive to you
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I keep reading my comment to see what about it would make you think I don't enjoy Cobra. It was a sweet picture that made me remember 90's television.
 
StoopidFookingHamsterFace said:
"No, but really and seriously. This guys is worse than Hitler! He shouldn't have a youtube or facebook were hw can make videos talking about random stuff, or be allowed online at all. He should be homeless without any aid whatsoever! We're actually the heckin' morally superior guys by a-logging a literally regard who does gender relation videos and drinks online that other people are willing to watch! We should be the arbiters of content online! We're actually the good guys even though it look like we should actually just kill ourselves first (an no one would notice we're gone)!"

*Obvious the picture of the gymnastics meme goes here*

As straight-forward and obvious as I can state as possible -- You should literally, without any subtext or implications or metaphors at all, LITERALLY hang yourself from the neck until you improve the world's collect intellect if you actually think telling youtube on this autistic's videos that they are actually offensive to you
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What's with the schizophrenic rant? Is the person who said he was worse than Hitler in the room with us now?
 
Bixby Snyder said:
I’m amazed that he hasn’t been perma banned long ago. If he gets banned from Toobs’ it’s pretty much done. I don’t think he would take it well either.

What other opportunities allow him to just talk to himself for hours while getting hammered?
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Well he has facebook streaming. I wonder how hard it would be to get him to migrate to a different platform, because all he needs to do is shill his paypal, he refuses to do anything else money wise. I remember the DonateToTalkShit era with TTS, he will likely never go back to that. I did enjoy his back and fourth with the audience, although it was ruined with chargebacks and faggots flagging.
 
Fishcakes said:
What's with the schizophrenic rant? Is the person who said he was worse than Hitler in the room with us now?
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"COBRA IS WORSE THAN HITLER. HITLER's ACTIONS LED TO THE DEATHS OF 10s OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE BUT COBRA WAS MEAN TO A FEW MEN AND KILLED A FEW BUGS AND ANIMALS. COBRA NEEDS TO DIIIIIIIIIIIE. I HATE THAT MY TAX DOLLARS (which I don't pay because I'm also an unemployed loser) ARE GOING TO HIM. HE SHOULD BE HOMELESS AND DEAD. I HOPE HE CHOKES ON HIS FOOD HACKS AND DRINKS HIMSELF TO DEATH. FUCK COBRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Discord and Facebook retards

I hope Cobra still does something fun for his birthday and doesn't get so drunk Clint gets jealous of his fame and cancels his birthday party again. Better not get too drunk to spite the trolls and your family, BOY.
 
Orkeosaurus said:
Jessica can say nigger ad nauseum and these midwits are really going to pearl clutch over a literal retard farting on camera. I'M SICK OF ITTTTTT
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Dude it's worse than that. I remember before the subreddit got shut down they were losing their minds over the fact that he 'suppprted Israel' as if some retard in WY had any way of actually supporting anything.
 
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