🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Our BOY! is streaming nice and early, 8am his time. He's currently talking about addiction and how he feels bad asking youtube fans for money. Says he's gonna "work" for it by doing Cameos.
Also a happy birthday shot for Tony Iommi.
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He's getting hammered just as the sun rises and feeling sorry for himself, we're really eating good today.

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Hiccup drunk this early?!?
Jfc boy.

Also, that photo of his foot is so gross.

ETA: him getting mad at Siri is always so funny.
 
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Sunday communion service yesssssth. Please grab your Ritz communion wafer and your "Purple Cobra's Blood" Nikola vodka and grape juice drink combo on your way in. Circle of protection be with you, and with your spirit.

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Your Landlord said:
Our BOY! is streaming nice and early, 8am his time. He's currently talking about addiction and how he feels bad asking youtube fans for money. Says he's gonna "work" for it by doing Cameos.
Also a happy birthday shot for Tony Iommi.
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He's getting hammered just as the sun rises and feeling sorry for himself, we're really eating good today.

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Paypigs really outdid themselves yesterday, the BOY couldn't help but come back
 
Hennimore said:
Boy still hasn't figured out that making videos about this stuff only encourages her. He really fucked himself by letting her into the trailer, pretty much ensured she is going to continue to fuck with him. Still hasn't smartened up and gotten a restraining order. I think part of him doesn't want her to go away because having a woman obsessively stalking him not only feeds into his bad boy rockstar persona but takes some of the guilt away that he has from being a creep to people like Ellen and Alicia.
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I mean the boy has a woman committing multiple federal crimes(mailing alcohol, stipping the label aka concealment, mailing of obscene materials) to send him custom drink combos doot, tmdwu! If he or Clint wanted her locked up they absolutely could have done so way before this but as someone who makes a good chunk of change selling trading cards via the mail...this bitch fucked up massively here if they say anything this time. USPS is second to the IRS in the "fuck around and find out" scale. That being said, he won't do shit because he lives for the attention and he probably kept the panties to jerk into.
 
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I love that he is proud he only drank half of a 1,75L bottle of cheap vodka instead of the whole thing, jesus christ. In his defence it is the weekend!
 
Average CEO Respecter said:
I mean the boy has a woman committing multiple federal crimes(mailing alcohol, stipping the label aka concealment, mailing of obscene materials) to send him custom drink combos doot, tmdwu! If he or Clint wanted her locked up they absolutely could have done so way before this but as someone who makes a good chunk of change selling trading cards via the mail...this bitch fucked up massively here if they say anything this time. USPS is second to the IRS in the "fuck around and find out" scale. That being said, he won't do shit because he lives for the attention and he probably kept the panties to jerk into.
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You really do have a cartoon view of the legal system.
 
Cecil Harvey said:
Circle of protection be with you, and with your spirit.
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"The Blood of Cobra"
"That's what's up"

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2 or 3 years ago he would proclaim a couple drinks as a point of pride, now cutting back is a half a handle. I think we're at the end stage toobz
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I can feel it. This birthday is going to be something else, especially if a chillin is involved.
 
After that foot jump scare we need an eye wash so here's one that always gives me a chuckle.
 
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