🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Slim Boglim said:
Do we know if Josh has ever actually even been on a plane before? Seems like everywhere he lived or traveled to was in driving distance?
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Cobes has never mentioned anything about flying and im sure he would mention it on a regular basis just like his school days, but Clint should most definetly take the boy to see Ireland.
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
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Anyone else notice this little detail in this week's bogchron update?
Freezer looks like it was actin' real cute to be hit a dozen times.
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Can't really tell with the lighting if there are any new ones compared to the last update or not toobz. Or hell they could be from an even older tard out while he was giving his biggest fans (neighbors) an aftershow (post stream meltdown).
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All this time and the troles never sent him a punching bag or a boxing dummy. And now that fridge is paying the price for acting cute.
 
ASeabear8952 said:
For the record, Clint said in the Clinterview that Cobes is afraid of flying.
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anliteralidiot said:
Can you blame him? Flying is fucking scary doodt!
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Much to the relief of anyone who'd otherwise be stuck on a plane with the boglim. The smell would be bad enough but imagine the tantrum he'd throw when the flight attendants cut him off for being too drunk.
 
Agares said:
He went from gothic bad boy with a new drink combo on deck to almost bursting into tears in just a few seconds. Looking pretty rough there, bud.

It’s a given that he’ll ruin his birthday this year but we’re probably not getting any streams. How it happens though is utterly unpredictable besides booze being involved. First it was “I’ll show you drunk”, then the dono doxing spree and then last year when the bog witch got him evicted.
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Agares said:
He went from gothic bad boy with a new drink combo on deck to almost bursting into tears in just a few seconds. Looking pretty rough there, bud.

It’s a given that he’ll ruin his birthday this year but we’re probably not getting any streams. How it happens though is utterly unpredictable besides booze being involved. First it was “I’ll show you drunk”, then the dono doxing spree and then last year when the bog witch got him evicted.
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u can't ruin your own birthday trole
 
Agares said:
Much to the relief of anyone who'd otherwise be stuck on a plane with the boglim. The smell would be bad enough but imagine the tantrum he'd throw when the flight attendants cut him off for being too drunk.
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Last thing anybody needs is a boglim destroying inanimate objects and trying to show authority figures “drunk”
 
Pouring one out for the vets and dead presidents. I've spent~ several years being patriotic. TWU toobz, fuck the troles.
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Agares said:
Much to the relief of anyone who'd otherwise be stuck on a plane with the boglim. The smell would be bad enough but imagine the tantrum he'd throw when the flight attendants cut him off for being too drunk.
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On the flipside, Cobes on a cruise ship would be the funniest shit. Imagine all the terrifying antics Josh would get up to on some cheap cruise liner across 5-6 days, given how much the average cruise goer seems to drink.
 
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
On the flipside, Cobes on a cruise ship would be the funniest shit. Imagine all the terrifying antics Josh would get up to on some cheap cruise liner across 5-6 days, given how much the average cruise goer seems to drink.
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Everyone would call him a pirate too because of his fashion sense. Bogbeard ahoy!
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Better not get seasick, BOY!
 
I don’t know because his Asperger’s or whatever but you give a drunk a reason and they drink — don’t even fucking matter why. He does this already too.

Walt dying probably made him sad but it also gave him an excuse to get smashed. He’s probably been fucked up since Walt K.O’d and some out of sadness over losing LN to creep on and mostly just getting hammered.

If Ozzy dies he’s going to vanish for like a week and come back looking like straight fucking death — if he doesn’t put himself in the hospital with alcohol poisoning.
 
C. G. B. Spender said:
Cobes has never mentioned anything about flying and im sure he would mention it on a regular basis just like his school days, but Clint should most definetly take the boy to see Ireland.
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He flew to New York with Clint when he was younger, and they visited the Ben and Jerry's factory in Vermont, and also went to Maine. He's told this story several times.
 
bonified retard said:
Yes, he's mentioned the reunion show. He genuinely doesn't give a shit about going to the UK. Clint has stated several times that he's offered to take Josh to see big ben, but Josh always declines. They even bring it up in the yfs interview.
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I know the lore and how many times he’s been offered. I’m just behind on videos and wasn’t sure if he’d brought it up. Wild that Ozzy + Bri’ish Vacay + Big Ben can’t move the needle for Ol’ Boggy Boy to leave his Den of Filth.

He flew not too long ago for Thanksgiving or Christmas. He posted a short video at the airport. Think they went to Arizona.
 
He's not afraid of flying, troles. Planes just aren't goth as fuck. If he had a pair of awesome black bat wings he'd go fly and see Ozzy right now and they'd shred together.
 
Bixby Snyder said:
If Ozzy dies he’s going to vanish for like a week and come back looking like straight fucking death
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Ozzy was able to stave off major declines in health for a long time. When covid hit and his physical injuries worsen, it pretty much wrecked what was left of his mobility and physical strength, and that made the rest of his health deteriorate even faster, on top of the Parkinsons.

At this point in his life, and I say this as a fan myself, he's pretty much useless. Can't walk, can't take care of himself, can barely sing, doesn't talk much. This last gig won't be much of a gig for him, more of just a music community giving praise one final time to a legend. The fact is, I don't see him lasting to 2027 and that is being generous honestly. I am prepared to see that sad headline pop up on my X feed.

On the bright side, cancer survivor Tony Iommi just turned 77 and looks amazing.
 
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