🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Crunkle said:
but why not direct everyone to the original GoFundMe?
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You have to think in the mind of retard who is trolled relentlessly 24/7. There's probably multiple/combination of reasons.

  1. He thinks sending people to Ellen's GFM would be setting her up to be harassed (see his facebook post which essentially says this)
  2. He wants to look good in the eyes of Ellen/Angie by saying look at me famous king cobra raised this money for you, like funding their superbowl party.
  3. He's just retarded and didn't even realize she had a GFM
  4. He's definitely 100% being harassed by multiple trolls in SMS and facebook to raise money for Walt, like the moron who came here and tried to rally people to pay for a pill popping white trash retard's funeral.
  5. He was directly told by buddy trolls/wranglers like Porkney and the other ALOGS who whisper in his ear.
 
Autism Doesn't Rock said:
How would anybody even know what she or her boyfriend look like?
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If you Google "Ellen kingcobrajfs" her Facebook page is literally the first result. I was kind of surprised, she's actually pretty cute. She also posts shit like this, and there was a picture of her cats which showed a floor covered in filth and cigarette butts, so maybe all hope isn't lost for our boy
 

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youngestniggaincharge said:
If you Google "Ellen kingcobrajfs" her Facebook page is literally the first result. I was kind of surprised, she's actually pretty cute. She also posts shit like this, and there was a picture of her cats which showed a floor covered in filth and cigarette butts, so maybe all hope isn't lost for our boy
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A koala chillin' on top? Did Cobes write that marketing?
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
He wants to look good in the eyes of Ellen/Angie by saying look at me famous king cobra raised this money for you, like funding their superbowl party.
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This is the most likely reason. He still is hung up on LN. It's another old dog fundraiser except I don't think (Oh god I hope) that he won't keep any money from this one.
 
This is actually the 3rd fund-raiser he's made. The first one everyone remembers.

Might have been about 2 years ago. He said his other friend's dog had cancer and needed surgery or something. GFM was up for a few days and got a little bit of cash. Doing some digging on that one, the money was actually to get his friend bonded out of jail after assaulting a girl. Cobes never said a word about it after he took whatever money he got.

His patreon biz must be slowing down. Clint really screwed him by saying he can't go live drunk anymore.
 
'Ole Dente said:
You do a bit of snooping, my guy.


There are few times where Cobra is right about something and most times it's accidental, however this time he's completely right and on purpose.

It is fucking gay to harass him over this. It is very clear that Cobra means to do something good and he has, as he always has, stumbled his way through it and done it his own retard way.
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The a-logs live miserable lives. Just last night there was dude trauma dumping all over the stupid fb group that his kid is dying of some disease and he has nobody to talk to about it and he was absolutely seething that his daughter is going to die while cobra gets to live. Another dude commented and talked about his son was born and only lived for like 80 days before he died and was seething about how unfair it is that his son died but a “waste of oxygen” like cobra is still kicking. Like I feel for them, I can’t imagine the pain of that situation (if it isn’t just faggy larping) but Jesus fucking Christ dude log off go talk to a professional or something holy shit. Dudes kid is dying so he runs to a fb group dedicated to shitposting about a retard from Wyoming for support and to seethe about the ““injustice”” of said retard literally just being alive

Thats the level of shit Cobes is dealing with. On a fundamental level he’s just some dumb asshole who embarrasses himself on YouTube, a total nobody. Yet there’s people out there, total strangers who have never met him personally, that are holding him accountable for the grief and anger they feel over their dead/dying loved ones or just straight up directing their rage about how unfair the world is at him for just existing.

When your infant child is dying and your thoughts are “fuck that one retard in Wyoming” it is simply not possible for your life to get any more ruled by cobra.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
The a-logs live miserable lives. Just last night there was dude trauma dumping all over the stupid fb group that his kid is dying of some disease and he has nobody to talk to about it and he was absolutely seething that his daughter is going to die while cobra gets to live. Another dude commented and talked about his son was born and only lived for like 80 days before he died and was seething about how unfair it is that his son died but a “waste of oxygen” like cobra is still kicking. Like I feel for them, I can’t imagine the pain of that situation (if it isn’t just faggy larping) but Jesus fucking Christ dude log off go talk to a professional or something holy shit. Dudes kid is dying so he runs to a fb group dedicated to shitposting about a retard from Wyoming for support and to seethe about the ““injustice”” of said retard literally just being alive

Thats the level of shit Cobes is dealing with. On a fundamental level he’s just some dumb asshole who embarrasses himself on YouTube, a total nobody. Yet there’s people out there, total strangers who have never met him personally, that are holding him accountable for the grief and anger they feel over their dead/dying loved ones or just straight up directing their rage about how unfair the world is at him for just existing.

When your infant child is dying and your thoughts are “fuck that one retard in Wyoming” it is simply not possible for your life to get any more ruled by cobra.
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Thats a pretty weird train of thought from the guy with the dead kid, guy needs to get a life. However this is what happens when you go on the internet and start making fake go fund me accounts to steal money from a dead friend's widow. All these trolls are people with no lives, you can't kill that which has no life so if the internet keeps shitting on you just log off. Cobra just go get a job and get discipline, but he never will it's easier and lazier to e-beg.
Boy needs to brush his teeth but now it's too late, fuck it time to gumjob everything. Such is the life of a sexy goth bad boy.
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Someone on the alog group previously mentioned pointed out that Jersh deleted the bit about LN not giving him a chance because of the troles. So someone has active access to the fundraiser and is editing it confirmed toobz. Bit weird that only the LN bit would go and not a single typo was fixed, makes me think it's either Cobes or a troll because Clunt wouldn't be that lazy imo

Also, funeral is confirmed for the 21st at 1:30 Casper time per LN, will the boy make an appearance? Screenshot_20250213_193356_Facebook.jpg
 

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Average CEO Respecter said:
Someone on the alog group previously mentioned pointed out that Jersh deleted the bit about LN not giving him a chance because of the troles. So someone has active access to the fundraiser and is editting it confirmed toobz
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This is the kind of autism I can get behind.
 
Average CEO Respecter said:
Someone on the alog group previously mentioned pointed out that Jersh deleted the bit about LN not giving him a chance because of the troles. So someone has active access to the fundraiser and is editing it confirmed toobz. Bit weird that only the LN bit would go and not a single typo was fixed, makes me think it's either Cobes or a troll because Clunt wouldn't be that lazy imo
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I can't believe that got past Josh's "I'm never wrong" filter, surely he would see editing that stuff out as admitting it was inappropriate.
 
Slim Boglim said:
The a-logs live miserable lives. Just last night there was dude trauma dumping all over the stupid fb group that his kid is dying of some disease and he has nobody to talk to about it and he was absolutely seething that his daughter is going to die while cobra gets to live. Another dude commented and talked about his son was born and only lived for like 80 days before he died and was seething about how unfair it is that his son died but a “waste of oxygen” like cobra is still kicking. Like I feel for them, I can’t imagine the pain of that situation (if it isn’t just faggy larping) but Jesus fucking Christ dude log off go talk to a professional or something holy shit. Dudes kid is dying so he runs to a fb group dedicated to shitposting about a retard from Wyoming for support and to seethe about the ““injustice”” of said retard literally just being alive

Thats the level of shit Cobes is dealing with. On a fundamental level he’s just some dumb asshole who embarrasses himself on YouTube, a total nobody. Yet there’s people out there, total strangers who have never met him personally, that are holding him accountable for the grief and anger they feel over their dead/dying loved ones or just straight up directing their rage about how unfair the world is at him for just existing.

When your infant child is dying and your thoughts are “fuck that one retard in Wyoming” it is simply not possible for your life to get any more ruled by cobra.
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There’s a lot of men out there who need friends and do not need Discord.
 
He may intend to actually give it all to the family but if he runs out of booze money he will 100% take it for himself. He is an alcoholic and that's what alcoholics do.
 
What's with the hyper critical posts lately? Josh is literal shortbus mentally. He got kicked out of fucking Job Corps after being reassigned training subjects multiple times and that was when he wasn't an alcoholic and halfway lucid. He's not going to get a job when he's made more from what he's doing than he ever could doing minimum wage work.

I think he set up the GFM in good enough faith. He probably had people bothering him about not using his clout to help the Knights and has obviouslly fallen back hard on drinking daily not to do anything. His fundraiser is making more than Angie's which proves the point.

It's not far off to assume he used text-to-speech on his phone and used autocorrect. He can't cash out the GFM money until it hits the goal. Sure he might keep the cash, but we'll never know for sure. I doubt it hits the goal anyway.

Damn Josh has done some shitty things and has a lot of braindead ass opinions, but not everything he does is some grand conspiratorial act of malice. Walt was his friend and invited him over a lot in a time when Josh was losing friends and didn't have much else. Despite any ulterior motives he ever had with the family, he liked his bud that died.
 
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