🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Devious Dave said:
Yeah usually cobra doesn't make me Mati but this sorta does. Someone else already said this but if he actually cared he could easily raise a couple grand by brining back TTS and doing wand streams he's capable of being entertaining and getting viewers he's just too lazy
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Cobra already set up the gofundme and didn't want to plug Ellen's page because of his Troles. He's done all he can at this point
 
Sluggo the Nasty said:
Cobra already set up the gofundme and didn't want to plug Ellen's page because of his Troles. He's done all he can at this point
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Plugging Ellen's page would deprive him of the ability to show her how he's a Rockstar Cowboy from Hell level Manly Man Cash Provider, especially if his fundraiser raises more than hers. It is what it is toobs.
 
iPoop said:
I’ve seen a few references to Clint in dresses…. Is the old man a troon?
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Clint has a weird fixation with crossdressing in his photography shots. It's unusual and off-putting and he somehow always manages to make his biceps pop anyways(Like father like son, eh?).
 

It took him several minutes to open a bottle of jelly. It reminds me of his mishaps with the can opener. Also this is honestly one of the sandwiches of all time.
 
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Glorious.
 
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Clint has a weird fixation with crossdressing in his photography shots. It's unusual and off-putting and he somehow always manages to make his biceps pop anyways(Like father like son, eh?).
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He also did a video spot for local TV where he played a Mrs Doubtfire knockoff character "Aunt Pearl" which has unfortunately been purged from the entire Internet.
 
This is the Chinese Fingertrap of Cobraverse happenings. It is well within his character to just not think about the GoFundMe they did and see it as him "having" to make one himself as a "good friend." It's also believable that he'd exploit this to make himself money. It's also believable for him to want to raise the money and then forget to actually give it to them. And of course, it could be any combination of the three.
 
Gloria The Glorious said:
This is the Chinese Fingertrap of Cobraverse happenings. It is well within his character to just not think about the GoFundMe they did and see it as him "having" to make one himself as a "good friend." It's also believable that he'd exploit this to make himself money. It's also believable for him to want to raise the money and then forget to actually give it to them. And of course, it could be any combination of the three.
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Or a troll set it up for Cobra and let Cobra pass it off as his own, and once people stop contributing the troll takes the money. I feel like Cobes is far too lazy and retarded to set this up on his own and this is exactly the sort of shit he'd fall for.
 
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Or a troll set it up for Cobra and let Cobra pass it off as his own, and once people stop contributing the troll takes the money. I feel like Cobes is far too lazy and retarded to set this up on his own and this is exactly the sort of shit he'd fall for.
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That's the thing of it Youtoob, do we know when he can withdraw the money?

Last time I had to set up a gofundme was pre-COVID but the money was instantly available for withdrawal for any amount above $5 and you could link multiple accounts. It's entirely possible a troll is using it as a front but it's also possible this is Cobes doing his monthly e-begging and thinking he's being slick. The only information I can get from the actual website, without setting up a fundraiser and donating to myself to check it out, is that you do not need to hit your goal to withdraw money and you can set up automatic transfers. I don't think we'll ever get an answer for who set this up or what it goes to but it's a wild ride in the Boglim world
 
Really Normal said:
no one in this tread is enjoying this but you and me so lets get off this and go back to josh, cheers It was fun,

Lets disagree and move on, you think any support form cobra would be toxic on the gofundme and i think weens should step up to a gofundme which is anonymous and donate to a veteran. lets just get back on cobra
I may have been tread banned so cheers lol
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Cobes, just stop, dood....
 
He's got some nasty pitting edema just from resting his arm on the edge of the counter. I'm betting his liver and kidneys are giving up but it could be his heart, considering his diet and those cobra fangs. TMDNWU
 

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