🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Blue Miaplacidus said:
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I am REEEEEing at that even though it's a joke. Dissing Geezer Butler like that.

(This is one Ozzy definitely deserved a writing credit on because even though he didn't write the lyrics he basically invented the vocal styling while singing it for the first time and then they went with that for the album/single.)
 
Cobros, I must bring to your attention that today marks the 1-year anniversary of the end of the dreaded 6-year dry spell.

It will be a long time before I forget the jubilation that I felt when I saw the title of that fateful livestream on my phone (Ended my Dry Spell TWU). The giddiness that was going through me was truly out of the ordinary for me.

Of course, the NAL saga turned out very nasty and we all still try to leave it behind us, but I think it might be time to revisit the honeymoon period as it truly was S-tier Cobra content. TMDWU.


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"Yeah, the troles are going to try as hard as they can to fuck this up because they are so jealous they can't get laid. It's like dude, I don't spend all day harassing my YouTube troles, I just do my own thing. And look what it gets me; I'm YouTube famous and I got a chick on my lap. What the fuck are you doing with your life?"
 
gettingthatgrooveback said:
Cobros, I must bring to your attention that today marks the 1-year anniversary of the end of the dreaded 6-year dry spell.

It will be a long time before I forget the jubilation that I felt when I saw the title of that fateful livestream on my phone (Ended my Dry Spell TWU). The giddiness that was going through me was truly out of the ordinary for me.

Of course, the NAL saga turned out very nasty and we all still try to leave it behind us, but I think it might be time to revisit the honeymoon period as it truly was S-tier Cobra content. TMDWU.


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"Yeah, the troles are going to try as hard as they can to fuck this up because they are so jealous they can't get laid. It's like dude, I don't spend all day harassing my YouTube troles, I just do my own thing. And look what it gets me; I'm YouTube famous and I got a chick on my lap. What the fuck are you doing with your life?"
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A lot of us were happy for him, thinking this was a positive move in his life and that it was gonna get better for him. We were proven wrong in less than 24 hours.
 
Really Normal said:
Yeah your a retard, my first post on this topic said " i know this forum is against brigading but" lets give some money to a veteran. If you dont want to give money to a veteran fine fuck off. I sated at the start of my post it was for people who already gave money to cobra. ARE YOU A FUCKING RETARD
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Hi, I'm going to power level here: I'm a veteran with a DD214 that would make your testicles finally descend. Quit using veterans as a shield for your inadequacy and retardation like you're fucking Cyraxx. No neghole pozzing is a rule for a reason, one of which is to minimize collateral damage. If your dick is so hard to donate, go save your allowance and sell plasma (if you're even old enough) and donate to him. You're not a good guy. You're going to get them fucked with. This is a den of snakes and you have no charm, you fuckin civ.
 
Don't Touch That Dial! said:
A lot of us were happy for him, thinking this was a positive move in his life and that it was gonna get better for him. We were proven wrong in less than 24 hours.
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NAL def provided some spice into bogboy's life (and then some) but I think it's safe to say that she is the ghost pepper sauce on his Wendy's burger.
 
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Also I find it odd that’s he’s been doing the closed eyes thing like Cyrax lately.
 
Oh shit, that means that we're close to another birthday. We've been on a roll for the last five birthdays - rage stream in 2020, Alicia's faked suicide in 2021, the Olive Garden drunken fiasco in 2022, the donors getting phonebooked in 2023, and last year was The Jessica Visit.
 
gettingthatgrooveback said:
Cobros, I must bring to your attention that today marks the 1-year anniversary of the end of the dreaded 6-year dry spell.

It will be a long time before I forget the jubilation that I felt when I saw the title of that fateful livestream on my phone (Ended my Dry Spell TWU). The giddiness that was going through me was truly out of the ordinary for me.

Of course, the NAL saga turned out very nasty and we all still try to leave it behind us, but I think it might be time to revisit the honeymoon period as it truly was S-tier Cobra content. TMDWU.


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"Yeah, the troles are going to try as hard as they can to fuck this up because they are so jealous they can't get laid. It's like dude, I don't spend all day harassing my YouTube troles, I just do my own thing. And look what it gets me; I'm YouTube famous and I got a chick on my lap. What the fuck are you doing with your life?"
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NAL is the reason I started paying attention to Cobes. For better or worse, she did give him a new audience.
For better, or worse, he's the reason people paid attention to her goiter-ass.
 
What a treat it is to get perspective on just how much weight he's gained. Some bodybuilders will complain that they can no longer fit into any of their clothes, I like the idea of Cobra having this same problem except instead he's become a gothic king fatass. Skygod help him if he needs to dress formally for something like a funeral, he's gonna go full nutty professor and erupt right out of his dockers.
 

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What a treat it is to get perspective on just how much weight he's gained. Some bodybuilders will complain that they can no longer fit into any of their clothes, I like the idea of Cobra having this same problem except instead he's become a gothic king fatass. Skygod help him if he needs to dress formally for something like a funeral, he's gonna go full nutty professor and erupt right out of his dockers.
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I wholeheartedly believe that Cobes has been turned away from a funeral before because he strode up in his typical black trench coat and 6-day-old Ozzy T-shirt, smelling like God knows what and mumbling about Troles while attempting to pour one out for his homeboy.
 
SeizureRobot5000 said:
What a treat it is to get perspective on just how much weight he's gained. Some bodybuilders will complain that they can no longer fit into any of their clothes, I like the idea of Cobra having this same problem except instead he's become a gothic king fatass. Skygod help him if he needs to dress formally for something like a funeral, he's gonna go full nutty professor and erupt right out of his dockers.
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His metabolism is going faster than his teeth and his diet is catching up to him like stank on rice.
 
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