🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Agares said:
Sometimes I wonder if his therapist gave up on the BOY after a couple sessions but is still doing it for that sweet, sweet insurance money. He must be one of the worst kinds of patients mental health professionals have to deal with: the people who refuse to help themselves.
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Well, that's what I have to wonder. By all accounts, Cobes was getting - slightly - better. But at some point, he stopped going after the public intoxication arrest and just went back to his old ways. I imagine shrinks have some ability to work around their patients' shortcomings, even ones in the middle of buttfuck nowhere Wyoming. You know, stuff like "I bet you'd be able to make a lot more music if you only drank after you finished recording for the day" type deals. I mean Jesus, Jord waited all the way until 5 PM before he opened the one bud lite tallboy he had bought that day. That's basically stone cold sober for him.
 
Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Well, that's what I have to wonder. By all accounts, Cobes was getting - slightly - better. But at some point, he stopped going after the public intoxication arrest and just went back to his old ways. I imagine shrinks have some ability to work around their patients' shortcomings, even ones in the middle of buttfuck nowhere Wyoming. You know, stuff like "I bet you'd be able to make a lot more music if you only drank after you finished recording for the day" type deals. I mean Jesus, Jord waited all the way until 5 PM before he opened the one bud lite tallboy he had bought that day. That's basically stone cold sober for him.
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You mentioned he stopped therapy after the public intoxication arrest but I could've sworn I heard him talk about his sessions around or after the Jessica breakup saga.
 
Teef update toobz...... Gross.
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I find it unbelievable annoying that he can't keep his eyes properly open, when did that start - couple of years ago? It's like his eyelids just "gave out" at some point. At least he stopped saying "yeppers".
 
Acceptable said:
what do you you mean you don't know why he's big like a cherry? he spoons bacon grease from the tub and then LICKS THE SPOON CLEAN. take a gander through through the jack Scalfani thread. He did (and still does) this behavior for the last 10 years online and he's had numerous heart attacks and strokes. add in the alcohol and josh is a ticking time bomb. he's in his early 30s. and he's not going to see 40. the past year alone josh has bloated like a beached whale. its not just sodium bloat. its pure weight gain from the insane amount of calories he consumes in his food hacks and straight grease from the spoon.
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True, though jack is a middle aged buffoon who's been fat since day one with a history of heart disease and half a dozen strokes to boot.
Keyword being history of documented medical issues.
The boglim has only recently in the past year and a half really started to balloon up since he started the 10,000 calorie sugar bombs.
You're right that the boy is a ticking time bomb but this is the first serious thing I've seen related to long running chronic disease like diabetes or heart disease.
repta said:
Teef update toobz...... Gross.
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Teef status: Evicted
The boy's quickly starting to run out of "It is what it is." cards.
 
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Someone in the fb group claiming a cobraverse member has died, idk if this is a joke or what but dude a retard if it's true cause he forgot to post anonymously lol.
 
ibeatmywife said:
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Someone in the fb group claiming a cobraverse member has died, idk if this is a joke or what but dude a retard if it's true cause he forgot to post anonymously lol.
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Ah CJ. That dudes a one of the biggest retards of the Facebook groups. Total a-log who seethes about cobra constantly and takes pride in bullying him.

If what he claims is true then it seems like the wind finally died down RIP
 
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