🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Retarded Gangstalker said:
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It would appear that KingCobraJFS is by definition the ideal vision of an outsider artist
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The old-school vlogs, random rants and other just weird stuff Cobes used to film in his old basement apartment was 100% accidental art.
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I know Tanis has to get frustrated buying him groceries. Buys $30 worth of deli meat to find out he made one slop sandwich with it he probably didn’t even eat.

On top of that, I know he occasionally makes them extra disgusting to get ‘views’. Adding shitty seafood or some animal offal. I don’t wanna fuck our little gay wizard over but it would be interesting to see what happens if he was actually responsible for buying his own groceries for a week and not allowed to overdraft.
 
Watching him waddle around a grocery store looking for dank foodhack ingredients would be peak content. I guess hes still banned from Albertsons though?

Yeah there's no way he would be able to stay under a budget. We're talking about the man who couldn't grasp why an 80 and 60 dollar purchase or whatever it was overdrafted a 100 dollar account. He genuinely shouldn't be in charge of any finances beyond some scraps of pocket money.
 
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If you could magically make Cobes stone cold sober from duster, booze, weed, whatever with no withdrawals, how coherent do you think he'd be?

Back in the olden days he was slow, but he wasn't THAT retarded. He seemed like he had more poor judgment than actual disability sometimes. Wendy's tea excluded.

Now he's drunk most of the time so it's hard to get a feel for how far gone he actually is since every drunk person is a retard.
 
Chieftain Coke Peanut said:
If you could magically make Cobes stone cold sober from duster, booze, weed, whatever with no withdrawals, how coherent do you think he'd be?
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He's sober more often than you'd think, at least until recently. (He does seem to be in the sauce way more than usual lately). At least like, mead saga. Any time he would stream pouty and cross-armed, for instance. I think he's fried his dopamine receptors so he's literally incapable of not drinking to have a good time.

Like it's so bad we might even be beyond the days of drunken singalongs.
 
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