🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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PetiteFeet said:
didn't he cheat first.
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Supposedly, although I do not believe it considering his extreme homophobia at the time. I have a very hard time believing he had sex with a pregnant woman with couch chris in the van for a cigarette. He also only revealed it after she admitted to cheating, because Cobra refused to experiment with her, so she fucked around with the man who was showing her attention.

>I have to tell you something, I cheated, I'm sorry
>well oh yea I cheated too!
>with who....?
>with a pregnant woman at the gas station!
>whaa??
>yea she let me and Chris spit roast her for a cigarette.
 
chimpSculpture said:
He claims to specialize in storm magic as well lol.
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This make his short video talking about the california fires even more sad to me, he says he will "pray to satan for there to be rain in cali". He does not even entertain the idea that he is a rele wizard anymore and it kinda breaks my heart :lossmanjack:
 
Bilbo Boglims said:
This make his short video talking about the california fires even more sad to me, he says he will "pray to satan for there to be rain in cali". He does not even entertain the idea that he is a rele wizard anymore and it kinda breaks my heart :lossmanjack:
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Yeah its sad that he completely stopped all the magic stuff he used to do, It really feels like he lost all the charm he had before. Wet brain destroys magic apparently
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
and all he had to do was fuck her in the ass to keep her. She cheated because Cobra thought it was gay to have anal sex with his girlfriend.
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That was Stephanie, not Summer.
There was a Snake Bones episode where Seizure showed photos of a couple of his one night stands and they weren't that bad. Like Casper 8s, I gotta hand it to the boy. Tammy looked alright.
 
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Axiom the Fucker said:
I love Cobra's logic that anal with a woman is gay but tasting your own jizz while saying it wasn't terrible isn't.
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It makes perfect sense homie check it out

Gay men fuck exclusively in the ass, you have a perfectly good woman with TWO holes and you’re gunna pick the fuckin’ exclusively gay hole? There’s a lot of unappetizing things about a woman’s asshole, that’s where the “I had cheese today and I’m lactose intolerant” ungodly spray of death came from, you don’t know. Pretty gay and also unsanitary dude. 🤷‍♂️

Secondarily, Cobra’s just enjoying the fruits of his labor. Is it fucking gay to make a sandwich and eat it? To play catch with your boy in the yard? To sit on a deck you just made and ponder the questions life leaves unanswered? It is NOT gay to eat your own cum. It is, however, highly gay to eat another man’s cum.
 
'Ole Dente said:
Secondarily, Cobra’s just enjoying the fruits of his labor.
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PixarsTedKennedy said:
That was Stephanie, not Summer.
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I know
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Negev said:
Yeah its sad that he completely stopped all the magic stuff he used to do, It really feels like he lost all the charm he had before.
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It really is. It does not help that he no longer leaves the house. We do not get any funny hallucination/fantasy stories, police encounters, but we also no longer get any videos of stoplights and ice machines. The poorly photoshopped pictures of him casting chi balls and lightning bolts also stopped.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
what a time this was. he even ate a pizza without letting it sit out for days. its crazy comparing this to the cobes we have today.
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I remember him eating that pop tart and very clearly being in heavy pain and thinking that it was the end of his teeth, since then he has eaten less and less hot food. Even when he ate that cheeto in the pizza video it seemed really hard for him and it sounded like something exploded in his mouth. His teeth are only still in his head by pure luck.
 
These luls in content are becoming more frequent. While I am happy the NAL saga is over because even Cobes doesn't deserve that kind of hell, we are now subjected to lazy food reviews, food hacks and lame drink combos. There was a time when our boy would mix a dozen different airplane bottles in a goblet and throw a sausage in it for good measure. Hell he is so out of it now, he won't even make meads anymore. I feel like the last mead he made (didn't even show or drink the result on camera as far as I remember) was before Halloween.

Anyone else think he has slipped into a deeper state of depression? After the first eviction I remember he was down bad for a while and that is when his drinking was kicked up a notch. I feel like it all might be even worse now.
 
I wonder how much of his time is spent "conscious" for the lack of a better word. He was never that smart, and that was before all the duster and being blackout drunk most days of the week. Sad to see so much life being wasted TWU don't be an alcoholic toobz.
 
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