🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Damn, rip Aaron. I thought that girl made a Facebook post about breaking up with him after retarded trolls spammed her about Aaron’s escapades.
She did, but Aaron spun a yarn about technically being raped by JESSICA BOYUHL because he was under the influence and she took him back.
 
He mentions a buddy in the hospital that he won't name.
Definitely warlord. He is no longer mentioning warlord or talking about him because of the barrage of troll messages about he is a faggot and is having oral/anal sex with "Sasha". So Warlord is now somewhere near Ellen on the "should I talk about this on youtube?" scale.

Also looks like he has a new cut on his forehead, likely from falling over drunk like usual.
 
Ah, yes...
I love how Bogs looks at this:
Aaron, a drunk worse than Josh killed himself, probably while drunk. Cobe's solution? "If he had come to me for help I'd get him drunk."
Yes Josh, your life has been going great since you started drinking heavily, that is clearly the solution for all problems, specially alcoholism.

RIP, another homeboy leaves the Cobraverse for greener pastures.
 
He shot himself because of an argument :story:

I apologize for thinking he might have done it for a more logical reason
To be fair, I think most people would kill themselves if they were middle aged, just relapsed on alcohol, had their girlfriend block them for a full month as a ‘hard boundary’ while having a nice Christmas without you. I hope it was a hell of a holiday, because imagine coming back to THAT little oopsie of ‘oh shit, he actually blew his brains out while I was protecting my mentuls’
 
"My buddy Aaron he was into... Uh... I think he was into thrift stores?"
*scratches his back with a cheap cobra stick*

complete kino
 
Even for Cobes, this tribute was beyond tone deaf.
You have to consider that a lot of it was influenced/directed at the many many many troll text messages he received. I would be willing to bet several people said he will end up just like Aaron and kill himself next because he is also a deadbeat alcoholic, etc. I am sure he has been hearing AWOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAA non-stop today since the fat lady posted on facebook.
 
RIP Aryan Aaron. It's really sad because he seemed like an ok friend to Cobra, checking in on him and supporting him through the eviction. And decent friends in the Cobraverse are in short supply these days.

And of course Cobes uses this as an excuse to slam a drink combo, make it about himself and bitch about the troles but that's just how boglim eulogies are made.
 
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