🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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He sucked the fork clean of bacon grease
 
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Would you eat a dank meal cooked special just for you by Cobes? If I could know he actually washed his body, maybe his body three times over, the utensils, plate, pan, fridge, table, chair, hell just say he cleaned everything I would maybe take a bit just to see. Surely it can't taste good.. But he's been food hacking for years, surely if it was that bad he would have stopped back before his taste buds were fried.
 
Has it already been discussed that he seems to be cooking on an electric counter-top range? Did daddy turn off the gas to his stove because the retard might blow up the trailer when hes wasted?
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Ponzo said:
Has it already been discussed that he seems to be cooking on an electric counter-top range? Did daddy turn off the gas to his stove because the retard might blow up the trailer when hes wasted?
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Yes. CHUD. Some guy on here actually pointed out these things don't get hot enough for most oils to hit the ignition point so very safe for him
 
What is the point of filming a Homemade Pie video if only the filling is custom. This is a cobra thing to do like when he said he had sourced a 'local pizza dough' then pulls out the pillsbury.
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They make such a happy couple now that NAL is out of the picture
Jobama said:
“Topica pearls”
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SwJm0PawXYEAnyways, now Josh is uploading one his best cooking videos in months. You can actually hear Warlord in the background too!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aeoMeKG12bYhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=huN3Sr5fs9ghttps://youtube.com/watch?v=fE9fu7Wsswwhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=yaX8fyzgM1Uhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=aIxyy-MskxIhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=nbap9xuipMwI’m thinking we’re back
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Chieftain Coke Peanut said:
Would you eat a dank meal cooked special just for you by Cobes? If I could know he actually washed his body, maybe his body three times over, the utensils, plate, pan, fridge, table, chair, hell just say he cleaned everything I would maybe take a bit just to see. Surely it can't taste good.. But he's been food hacking for years, surely if it was that bad he would have stopped back before his taste buds were fried.
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If he made something normal like a burger I would definitely eat it. This might be controversial, but I think Cobra knows how wacky a lot of food hacks are and plays into it. He’s not regularly making Mountain Dew hard boiled eggs or deep fried avocados.
 
Jobama said:
If he made something normal like a burger I would definitely eat it. This might be controversial, but I think Cobra knows how wacky a lot of food hacks are and plays into it. He’s not regularly making Mountain Dew hard boiled eggs or deep fried avocados.
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The conditions of his "cookware", his general lack of any semblance of hygiene, and his inability to comprehend cooking times/directions is honestly a bigger concern to me than the actual "food". Between his ODD preventing him from letting directions "tell him what to do" and his propensity to pass out, he can't be trusted to serve buttered bread.

For videos he cooks like a 9 year old that got tired of waiting for their mom to wake up and just started combining things they like individually with no consideration reference the end result. I agree he probably does do some of it for shock value. What he makes for content is different and far nastier that his daily "meals", but neither are fit for hunan consumption.
 
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