🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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PixarsTedKennedy said:
I also remember Seizure saying that those podcasts take like 6+ hours to make and he was getting burned out.

I just wish every lolcow had a SR5K.
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sometimes I think it'd be fun to do a sr5k style podcast on patrick tomilinson. just go over some of his funniest eras and react to them. first guest would definitely be @Judge Holden if he could avoid cumming for that long
 
LiquidChrisRespecter said:
SR5K regularly dips into Chauncey's chat to say hi when he's streaming on Twitch. There's no issue between them, Chauncey's just over the direction Cobes is going in.
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Chauncey’s streams are good. He’s been getting into Jerry Bank, another Social Security reliant quasischizo home cook (and my profile picture).
 
PixarsTedKennedy said:
I just wish every lolcow had a SR5K.
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Imagine. Seizure makes passionate content that just oozes charm, his depth of cobra knowledge is put into easily digestible form in Snake Bones and even his call in streams are a lot of fun.
If someone like the ragepig or fatrick had a Seizure, or even a Geno Samuel, I would be more interested in them as lolcows. Hell, DSP needs a Seizure.
 
Umaibae said:
I’ve been watching Josh for almost a decade, so they all blur together. The Bite Sized and Trapped docs are great, but need to ease in. (He likes internet weirdos.)
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Learned about KCJFS pretty late, it was 2019, someone posted the trappped documentary. I wonder for someone who started watching him from the beginning (2011/2012), what would be the peak years in terms of actual content? My guess would be 2013-2017/18 just by looking at the videos from that period where he was still somewhat functioning (taking his meds?) and more human-like.
 
PetiteFeet said:
Chauncey twitch
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He generally doesn't save the VODs, so you have to be there.

ETA: He'll be doing a Cobes marathon tomorrow for anybody that's interested.
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exYugo said:
what would be the peak years in terms of actual content?
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The "bandana years" in the old apartment. When he would look for snipes, scrounge for booze at the grocery store, and actually left his home often. This is the best cobra content hands down. Nothing is funnier than him telling stories about women falling victim to his pig pheromone soap, being creeped out by him, and being yelled at by locals. The hallucinations and his fantasies of car crashes, big titty women in convertibles, and chinese children are the most funny he has ever been. Nothing else comes close.

Smoking spice, onion mayo hair products, battle with male pattern baldness, and genetic mtn dew... kino.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
The "bandana years" in the old apartment. When he would look for snipes, scrounge for booze at the grocery store, and actually left his home often. This is the best cobra content hands down. Nothing is funnier than him telling stories about women falling victim to his pig pheromone soap, being creeped out by him, and being yelled at by locals. The hallucinations and his fantasies of car crashes, big titty women in convertibles, and chinese children are the most funny he has ever been. Nothing else comes close.

Smoking spice, onion mayo hair products, battle with male pattern baldness, and genetic mtn dew... kino.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ml9OBQnOdxohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=mFA0fMPTjfQhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=2hViGl3-6Xc
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Two legendary Cobraisms within the first seconds of the videos, great choices.
 
funscape said:
I hate to be that guy but I think the thread is becoming too much about Cobra content creators/Cobra-adjacent podcasts and straying from being about Josh himself. I love SR5K as much as any other fan and I know we're starved for content but need to bring it back on topic.
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Then stop quoting me or replying to things you find to be off-topic. Hell, report it and then contribute something to get the thread back on track. Retard.
 
funscape said:
bring it back on topic.
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I mean, he is in a hibernation period. He's not streaming, he barely makes videos, and when he does they're short and stupid. He's been broken by trolls and consequences of his actions. He's afraid to be loud because of neighbors, he doesn't have to stream because paypigs keep him in booze and doordash. There's nothing to discuss but another loop of; Did Clint put a tooth in the group home because his mom is a bad father?

Until the dark lord awakens, if he ever does, the thread is dead except for when he gets on a panel of insufferable retards to drink and mumble. Unless of course we just want to alog and discuss how much we hate Cobra for being worse than hitler.
 
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