🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Agares said:
God that would be so funny seeing him get delivered free food hack ingredients.
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Not sure if you're trolling but that's already what happens. Well it used to very regularly. Paypigs very often sent him bacon grease, pig brains, canned fish, spicy condiments, and tons of other food items for food hacks. Christmas was always a very profitable time of the year for the boy as he received many care packages filled with food hack items, booze, and THC products with the occasional bar of Dr Squatch soap to disguise their paypigging parasocial behavior with the thinly veiled guise of "trolling".
funscape said:
Can a troll buy our boy a HelloFresh subscription or whatever meal kit that delivers to Casper?
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This would actually be a very profitable and different way for someone to grift off the bog boy other than the tired youtube reaction.

Introducing BogBox™
For $420.34 a month, a custom box that features the many delicious creations and food hacks that the BOY has tried last month. All items are sourced directly from the finest doordash driver and tailored for you to enjoy the real boglim experience. Get to know what it's like to mix together the finest condiments and slop that kang Daym Dash reviewed. Make sure to let it congeal and cool overnight to retain structural integrity. Also includes 1x Customized Girl T-Shirt featuring green text and low resolution jpeg.
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Basically a subscription box that includes all of the foodhacks cobra made last month for you to try at home.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
Not sure if you're trolling but that's already what happens. Well it used to very regularly. Paypigs very often sent him bacon grease, pig brains, canned fish, spicy condiments, and tons of other food items for food hacks. Christmas was always a very profitable time of the year for the boy as he received many care packages filled with food hack items, booze, and THC products with the occasional bar of Dr Squatch soap to disguise their paypigging parasocial behavior with the thinly veiled guise of "trolling".

This would actually be a very profitable and different way for someone to grift off the bog boy other than the tired youtube reaction.
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I'm not trolling because I know it already happens. Just not on a regular basis. Sometimes he just forgets to empty his PO box and other times the paypigs don't send him food.

BogBox branded Country Crack and pork anchovies are MDWU. Cobes would be all over that slop.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
Not sure if you're trolling but that's already what happens. Well it used to very regularly. Paypigs very often sent him bacon grease, pig brains, canned fish, spicy condiments, and tons of other food items for food hacks. Christmas was always a very profitable time of the year for the boy as he received many care packages filled with food hack items, booze, and THC products with the occasional bar of Dr Squatch soap to disguise their paypigging parasocial behavior with the thinly veiled guise of "trolling".

This would actually be a very profitable and different way for someone to grift off the bog boy other than the tired youtube reaction.

Introducing BogBox™
For $420.34 a month, a custom box that features the many delicious creations and food hacks that the BOY has tried last month. All items are sourced directly from the finest doordash driver and tailored for you to enjoy the real boglim experience. Get to know what it's like to mix together the finest condiments and slop that kang Daym Dash reviewed. Make sure to let it congeal and cool overnight to retain structural integrity. Also includes 1x Customized Girl T-Shirt featuring green text and low resolution jpeg.
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Basically a subscription box that includes all of the foodhacks cobra made last month for you to try at home.
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So KFC took away the *COPD COUGH* excuse me... KFC took away the Bog Box...
 
I am more and more convinced him having the awhooga going off on his phone is a sign of his delusional thinking his phone was hacked. I have seen zero text or phone leaks after he smashed his phone. He is only answering numbers he knows and drunkly thinking if he answers a text or call they may hack him. Even the guy that showed up to give him booze recently couldnt get ahold of him.
 
Just like the discord was exposed after chris chan fucked his mom, it will happen here too. He wont fuck his mom, but he will kill himself with drinking and the discord will be like go go. Any faggot that talks to him on discord needs to be exposed. This site is very lax on calling out discord faggots. We should name and shame them. Every discord user talking to him should be linked.
 
Really Normal said:
Just like the discord was exposed after chris chan fucked his mom, it will happen here too. He wont fuck his mom, but he will kill himself with drinking and the discord will be like go go. Any faggot that talks to him on discord needs to be exposed. This site is very lax on calling out discord faggots. We should name and shame them. Every discord user talking to him should be linked.
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Nothing stopping you from going on a doxing spree, bud.
 
Really Normal said:
Just like the discord was exposed after chris chan fucked his mom, it will happen here too. He wont fuck his mom, but he will kill himself with drinking and the discord will be like go go. Any faggot that talks to him on discord needs to be exposed. This site is very lax on calling out discord faggots. We should name and shame them. Every discord user talking to him should be linked.
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Absolutely. The whole, "Oh Cobes is harmless" schtick is very troubling. He is Chris Chan 2.0. He killed Mrs. Green, he killed Puff, he has assaulted friends on camera, he has allegedly assaulted Jessica (admittedly based AF if true), and stalks people and is extremely manipulative. He is a retard so the danger isn't as present as a normalfag but be very much has the potential to harm someone like Chris and I see him either dying in his dog chair or in jail for some form of abuse because he wants to be a bad goth cowboy sovereign citizen.

Majima knows though
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gayopsahoy said:
Absolutely. The whole, "Oh Cobes is harmless" schtick is very troubling. He is Chris Chan 2.0. He killed Mrs. Green, he killed Puff, he has assaulted friends on camera, he has allegedly assaulted Jessica (admittedly based AF if true), and stalks people and is extremely manipulative. He is a retard so the danger isn't as present as a normalfag but be very much has the potential to harm someone like Chris and I see him either dying in his dog chair or in jail for some form of abuse because he wants to be a bad goth cowboy sovereign citizen.

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cobes is VERY SMART and good at DECEPTION. beware!
 
Smegward said:
cobes is VERY SMART and good at DECEPTION. beware!
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Cobes has retard plot armor but we saw many cows have a chink in that armour. Larson. Chris Chan. Andy Ditch. The boy is one brush from an upset neighbor from losing the plot armour at any time. This is why we abort downies over here.
 
funscape said:
Can a troll buy our boy a HelloFresh subscription or whatever meal kit that delivers to Casper?
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I dont know how it works there but is it possible to order him some ingredients from a local market or something? Would be actually funny and provide content for everybody instead of just giving him money to buy his usual boring slop.
 
gayopsahoy said:
Absolutely. The whole, "Oh Cobes is harmless" schtick is very troubling. He is Chris Chan 2.0. He killed Mrs. Green, he killed Puff, he has assaulted friends on camera, he has allegedly assaulted Jessica (admittedly based AF if true), and stalks people and is extremely manipulative. He is a retard so the danger isn't as present as a normalfag but be very much has the potential to harm someone like Chris and I see him either dying in his dog chair or in jail for some form of abuse because he wants to be a bad goth cowboy sovereign citizen.

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Literally being scared of Cobes is definitely a take.
 
gayopsahoy said:
He killed Mrs. Green
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He killed a bug...
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he killed Puff
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He neglected his lizard...
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he has assaulted friends on camera
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Warlord doesn't count
gayopsahoy said:
he has allegedly assaulted Jessica
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She deserved it, imo. It's a horrible thing to say, but she's a horrible person.
gayopsahoy said:
stalks people
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Don't the troles also stalk him, in a way? Is he sending these people anything? Or is he just looking wistfully at a Facebook?

Are you okay lol
 
I know we're in an age where it's easy to label someone as inherently bad or good for any number of reasons, but sometimes there's more nuance to a person. Even the clearest bog if deep enough can drown. Cobes is certainly not a saint, but he's not exactly a bad dude. Apart from being too mentally stunted to take care of a bearded dragon and relentlessly stalking his high school crush, he hasn't exactly done much. I guess the "mercy kill" of a baby bird he found in a parking lot might count if you want, but apart from that the worst crime Josh has ever committed is just being a vindictive weirdo.

Oh, and public intoxication. TNWU.
 
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