🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Chieftain Coke Peanut said:
I wonder where Josh got some of his genes from, he's a very unique looking person. Clint has a bit of a gourd but his is nothing compared to Cobes. From the photos of Lauren we know he got his frowny fish lips from her, but where'd he get his wide Innsmouth mouth from?
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As a Brit you can 100% see British in Clunt. He has the angloid. But as far as how much who knows. What are Americans if not us who just had a fucking right enough of the Monarchy? regardless It's his mum he gets the majority of regardedness but then it's slammed into some Bri'ish or lol it varies according to him between Irishness (does he claim Irish aswell as Scottish Viking? lmao)

Clint already does look like an upside down triangle toddler and his heads quite a shape in itself so who knows.
 
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Fuck Puff said:
It's 5:40 right now, no time to watch that podcast
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Listened to it in the background doing other stuff and it's half 3 grown up dudes laughing their ass off at fart and poop jokes and cobra dickriding, really really boring and embarrassing shit. Don't waste your time.
 
sodomy lifestyle said:
Has Josh paneled up ever? Statistically I'd think he'd have, but I can't think of any occasion. I only remember him for his solo droning and occasional on-cam fighting with NAL.
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He gets on panels pretty regularly, but he doesn't take well to criticism or panels that aren't hugboxed around him, so it's optimistic to see boglim logic vs dudebro logic.
 
YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
Is that actually her?! I always thought it was some Reddit faggot trying to get clout? Clint fucked and impregnated this mongoloid?!? The jokes in the youtube comments had me thinking they were just going with the gag. Holy Christ was Clint taking advantage of a retard?
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Either that or he was very, very drunk. Was Clint actually raped?
 
Man, if that is his mom, and he knows about her channel, then that's gotta suck for him. I know he already has mommy issues, but this is almost rubbing it in. She does the same kinds of hacks he does, she looks like him, she knows who he is, and she won't even admit she's his mom.

She changed her name just to distance herself from Clint, but why? What was the point, if she was just going to use her whole-ass government name and face, and make YouTube videos?
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Either that or he was very, very drunk. Was Clint actually raped?
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The birth of KingCobraJFS was inevitable, a fate set in motion since the beginning of the universe. There is no timeline where sexy goth badboy Josh Saunders is not somewhere out there in the world making dank food hacks; it's like the lynchpin that holds reality itself together.

In other words, it was destiny that caused Clint to bang that fish mouthed tard. TWU.
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Either that or he was very, very drunk. Was Clint actually raped?
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I think it's a hereditary thing that males in a family will seek out very similar women due to some Freudian bullshit I can't explain intelligently. So in other words, Laurel was Clint's JESSICA BOYLE. That, or Clint has always had a bit of tard-wrangler gene in him.
 
Big Dogs Gonna Eat said:
I've heard rumblings that they might actually get Cobra on lolcowlive, but he's being a diva. I kind of hope it happens just to see how fast keemstar pisses him off.
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Wings talked about getting both him and NAL on after the breakup and hrh even reached out to him and gave him NAL’s email, but nothing ever came of it.

I even found a tweet from last year wanting him to come on.
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ASeabear8952 said:
Wings talked about getting both him and NAL on after the breakup and hrh even reached out to him and gave him NAL’s email, but nothing ever came of it.
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No doubt that people were texting him non-stop "better not go on lolcowlive BOY" which will definitely make him not want to, and good because lolcowlive is special Olympics super AIDS gay. I also don't see him enjoying or relating to two fat retards and an incredibly annoying faggot. If LolcowLive was just some dudes drinking, talking about drinking, and had some butt-ugly goth girl with a fucked up hair cut on camera laughing at their stupid jokes he might organically watch it and go on it. With wings, boogie, and keem? I doubt it, unless one of their paypig mods gets in touch with cobra's discord buddy trolls and can finesse him into an appearance.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
No doubt that people were texting him non-stop "better not go on lolcowlive BOY" which will definitely make him not want to, and good because lolcowlive is special Olympics super AIDS gay. I also don't see him enjoying or relating to two fat retards and an incredibly annoying faggot. If LolcowLive was just some dudes drinking, talking about drinking, and had some butt-ugly goth girl with a fucked up hair cut on camera laughing at their stupid jokes he might organically watch it and go on it. With wings, boogie, and keem? I doubt it, unless one of their paypig mods gets in touch with cobra's discord buddy trolls and can finesse him into an appearance.
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The most we'll ever see of him on a podcast is Cobes in the Drunken Peasants' chat.
 
Agares said:
The most we'll ever see of him on a podcast is Cobes in the Drunken Peasants' chat.
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And as I posted last night he actually went on the show a month ago.


EDIT: There’s also the fact that Cobes hates Wings because of his comments about the age of consent years ago. So yeah, we’ll probably never see him on Lolcow Live.
 
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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
I think it's a hereditary thing that males in a family will seek out very similar women due to some Freudian bullshit I can't explain intelligently. So in other words, Laurel was Clint's JESSICA BOYLE. That, or Clint has always had a bit of tard-wrangler gene in him.
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Maybe this is why Cobra hates sickos so much. His father either raped a tard or was raped by a tard.
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Maybe this is why Cobra hates sickos so much. His father either raped a tard or was raped by a tard.
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Didn't he stalk a minor though? That one chick that he still forces himself into her life by bothering her parents? I swear I heard she was a minor when he was doing that but I am kind of a newfag with Cobes.
 
gayopsahoy said:
Didn't he stalk a minor though? That one chick that he still forces himself into her life by bothering her parents? I swear I heard she was a minor when he was doing that but I am kind of a newfag with Cobes.
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"LN" is of age doodt! Get blocked from kiwifarms. That's Walt and Angie's daughter. Gotta do research!
 
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