🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I don't know how the notification sounds his phone makes constantly don't drive him insane enough to want to keep it on silent 24/7... especially since he has his incoming call tone set to that "AWOOOOGA" sound..
I'm presuming he simply doesn't know how to turn the sound off.
He's one of those people who'd set his favorite song as his morning alarm and act like he didn't condition himself to hate it.
 
Pulls out a bottle of Lucerne Egg Nog:

"We are going to add some La-Cran egg nog."

Sometimes it is the simple things we must cherish during the most boring of seasons.
 
I don't know how the notification sounds his phone makes constantly don't drive him insane enough to want to keep it on silent 24/7... especially since he has his incoming call tone set to that "AWOOOOGA" sound..
I'm presuming he simply doesn't know how to turn the sound off.
I imagine many instances of his phone acting cute are started by the constant AWOOOGA
 
I imagine many instances of his phone acting cute are started by the constant AWOOOGA
If he changed his number or turned notifications off he would be driven even more insane from being left alone with reality and his thoughts. At this point they must be a distraction that he needs to cope.

If he develops sepsis nothing is saving him. He lives alone. If he had any early warning signs I doubt he’d pay attention to them. Being in pain in a rotting body is his normal. Once sepsis set in he’d be delirious and die in bed. His watchers would be who would initiate a welfare check and his body found before decomp completely destroyed the resale value of the trailer.

If that happens, I hope Clint turns the trailer into a Cobra shrine and entombs Josh’s body in it, surrounded by his goth treasures. He should bury the entire thing to be found a millennia from now by future archaeologists, like a pharaoh.
 
Cobes is going to be around for decades.

Ask anyone who has worked an ambulance or been a cop. The local homeless guy has 2 teeth in his mouth, open festering sores that allow you to see bones, and only eats when not drunk/high.

Human body can take a lot of shit before it collapses. Cobes will outlive some of us on this thread
 
If that happens, I hope Clint turns the trailer into a Cobra shrine and entombs Josh’s body in it, surrounded by his goth treasures. He should bury the entire thing to be found a millennia from now by future archaeologists, like a pharaoh.
Something like this:
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The band F1lthy had a concert at Rolling Loud Miami where Airsoftfatty and Burt from Fishtank were featured. The BOY flashed on the background screen a few times.

EDIT: I’m dumb F1lthy is a hip-hop producer LOL.


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https://youtube.com/watch?v=prLl84fOb1sHe may hate Christmas but he won't turn down the chance to make an eggnog drink combo. Happy easternoth you wankers.

He's still going to therapy though. It's an easternoth miracle!
Has there been any results of him going to therapy at all? Isn't it supposed to make you a more productive/well adjusted member of society and maybe get you to quit drinking?

I feel like he's just gotten worse faster since he started attending. Maybe they just gave him skills to accept his situation and give even less of a fuck.
 
Has there been any results of him going to therapy at all? Isn't it supposed to make you a more productive/well adjusted member of society and maybe get you to quit drinking?

I feel like he's just gotten worse faster since he started attending. Maybe they just gave him skills to accept his situation and give even less of a fuck.
The therapist is probably telling cobes his feelings are valid and he stops listening after that.
"yeah toobz, my therapist said I was an alcoholic but my feelings are valid so I'll drink to that. Cheers doodts"

Edit: my phone autocorrected alcoholic to boglim lmao. TWU
 
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