🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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It’s pretty depressing. I was thinking that now he is okay. Donations pay for the food and booze, tug boat and daddy keep roof and lights on. This is only going to last so long though. He is boring as fuck and only getting worse. What happens when these zoomers get bored and donations stop?

That’s when it’s going to be interesting and sad…
 
Pascal's Wagie said:
KingCobraJFS is the posterchild for eugenics. Someone as ungenius as Josh being able to survive for the last 12 years in the wasteland that is the middle of Wyoming simply proves that Humanity has conquered the conditions that once conquered Us. The Ubermensch have already conquered the world. We didn't need to massacre retards by the truckload to get here and to do so now would only tarnish that achievement. Giant OLED TVs with nothing but Cobra stuffing his face should play in every place struck by hunger so that they, too, can know that salvation has arrived—it's just not where they are right now. It's drunkenly waiting at the foot of the front door to a trailer in Casper, Wyoming for the DoorDash driver to make it over that last country mile.
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Just keep in mind that even this guy can get laid, whats your excuse troles?
 
Bixby Snyder said:
It’s pretty depressing. I was thinking that now he is okay. Donations pay for the food and booze, tug boat and daddy keep roof and lights on. This is only going to last so long though. He is boring as fuck and only getting worse. What happens when these zoomers get bored and donations stop?

That’s when it’s going to be interesting and sad…
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Same thing that happened with Chris Chan, he's going to be forced to always interact with the internet to some degree. Luckily, Cobes is pretty isolated so he won't have a chance to have an incident like Chris did but he will have to continue to at least giving us the barest of slop content because we own his sad pathetic life.
 
Agares said:
I could see Cobes as the decadent son of a Roman emperor who persecutes Christians and makes disgusting food hacks and drink combos with lead sweetened wine.

Cobricius, son of Clintonius!
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Come to think of it Cobes does have the appearance of the later part of most royal families. Usually at the decades of inbreeding and gluttony stage
 
I've been told before that Cobes has cried about the state of his health and admitted drinking and drugs is a way to slowly kill himself or whatever. Does anyone have clips of that? Couldn't find em, and no I don't want to see them because I'm a sicko.

The reason I ask is the first step of getting help is admitting you need help. Josh has said similar things in the past but I don't know if he comprehends what it means. If he actually did some of that stuff it'd show he might have some awareness, but I might just be optimistic. Keep on rocking bud.
 
Chieftain Coke Peanut said:
I've been told before that Cobes has cried about the state of his health and admitted drinking and drugs is a way to slowly kill himself or whatever. Does anyone have clips of that? Couldn't find em, and no I don't want to see them because I'm a sicko.

The reason I ask is the first step of getting help is admitting you need help. Josh has said similar things in the past but I don't know if he comprehends what it means. If he actually did some of that stuff it'd show he might have some awareness, but I might just be optimistic. Keep on rocking bud.
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As far as I am aware that information came from Jessica Boyle who is such an unreliable narrator that I wouldn't trust her if she told me the sky is blue.
 
gayopsahoy said:
As far as I am aware that information came from Jessica Boyle who is such an unreliable narrator that I wouldn't trust her if she told me the sky is blue.
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Nah there is a good chance she wasn't lying. During cobes infamous December blackout livestream where he fell down and hit his head he was by his door basically crying about doordash orders never ending and he's punching the wall saying he's sick of it SOCIAL MEDIA DOESNT GIVE A SHIT DOOD he starts rambling about how he drinks and smokes because it's a slow way to kill yourself and he's too much of a coward to do it outright because fuck suicide doodt.
 
Chieftain Coke Peanut said:
I've been told before that Cobes has cried about the state of his health and admitted drinking and drugs is a way to slowly kill himself or whatever. Does anyone have clips of that? Couldn't find em, and no I don't want to see them because I'm a sicko.

The reason I ask is the first step of getting help is admitting you need help. Josh has said similar things in the past but I don't know if he comprehends what it means. If he actually did some of that stuff it'd show he might have some awareness, but I might just be optimistic. Keep on rocking bud.
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He has said that before and he also outright stated that he attempted suicide multiple times, although it sounds more like regarded bragging than anything.
 
ibeatmywife said:
Nah there is a good chance she wasn't lying. During cobes infamous December blackout livestream where he fell down and hit his head he was by his door basically crying about doordash orders never ending and he's punching the wall saying he's sick of it SOCIAL MEDIA DOESNT GIVE A SHIT DOOD he starts rambling about how he drinks and smokes because it's a slow way to kill yourself and he's too much of a coward to do it outright because fuck suicide doodt.
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Was that the same stream where the broken cigarette incident happened?
 
C. G. B. Spender said:
Was that the same stream where the broken cigarette incident happened?
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I think it was a different livestream but I could be wrong and it could be the same one I forget because it was a long time ago like 1 year atleast and it was one of his longer streams I think it was 6-8 hours long.
 
C. G. B. Spender said:
Was that the same stream where the broken cigarette incident happened?
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Social media doesn't give a shit meltdown is the ciggie break. Aswell as the hat beatdown and the cute lighter. But I don't think he mentioned the door dash that sounds like a later one
 
ibeatmywife said:
I think it was a different livestream but I could be wrong and it could be the same one I forget because it was a long time ago like 1 year atleast and it was one of his longer streams I think it was 6-8 hours long.
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If it wasn't the same stream, it was around the same time. End of last year IIRC.
 
Shinkai said:
Social media doesn't give a shit meltdown is the ciggie break. Aswell as the hat beatdown and the cute lighter. But I don't think he mentioned the door dash that sounds like a later one
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We should call the ciggie stream Broken Arrow meltdown because fuck the nukes toobz
 
ibeatmywife said:
Nah there is a good chance she wasn't lying. During cobes infamous December blackout livestream where he fell down and hit his head he was by his door basically crying about doordash orders never ending and he's punching the wall saying he's sick of it SOCIAL MEDIA DOESNT GIVE A SHIT DOOD he starts rambling about how he drinks and smokes because it's a slow way to kill yourself and he's too much of a coward to do it outright because fuck suicide doodt.
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It's slow until it isn't. I suspect Josh doesn't realize the end stage of his predicament. Being intubated and on dialysis, multiple organ failure and not even getting the mercy of pain killing meds because your liver is too fucked to metabolize any drugs.
 
Did that bitch ever get the wand he promised her or did he spend the shipping money doordash again?

It’s been like 4 months. She’s never getting that wand.
 
Warm Lasagna said:
Did that bitch ever get the wand he promised her or did he spend the shipping money doordash again?

It’s been like 4 months. She’s never getting that wand.
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Paypigs are (or at least should be) aware that any money they send is as good as wasted, especially since she "donated" the money to him and didn't make an etsy purchase. (Unless the conspiracy theory is true and it's just homeboy Clint who gave Jorsh that money)
 
For some reason, I don’t see Clint ever just giving Cobes money. I can see him buying groceries, paying overdue bills, and basically being a retard jannie.

I dont see him giving him money just so Cobes can get fucked up as he pickles himself in Mountain Dew and gas station liquor
 
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