🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Estimated doordash totals for this past week. Pricing based on his location. I entered $0 for the tips, but minimum tipping option would add an additional $43. Not counting all the booze/groceries, just the fast food

Dec 8 - Denny's Bourbon Bacon Burger ($28.90)

Dec 9 - Denny's Slam Burger ($33.58)

Dec 10 - Denny's Flamin' 5-Pepper Burger ($28.77)

Dec 11 - Fire Rock full rack ribs and 2 crab cakes ($73.74)

Dec 13 - Little Caesars custom stuffed crust pizza and 2 sauces ($30.55)

Dec 14 - Little Caesars custom stuffed crust pizza and 6 sauces ($39.56)

Total: $235.10
 
bonified retard said:
Estimated doordash totals for this past week. Pricing based on his location. I entered $0 for the tips, but minimum tipping option would add an additional $43. Not counting all the booze/groceries, just the fast food

Dec 8 - Denny's Bourbon Bacon Burger ($28.90)

Dec 9 - Denny's Slam Burger ($33.58)

Dec 10 - Denny's Flamin' 5-Pepper Burger ($28.77)

Dec 11 - Fire Rock full rack ribs and 2 crab cakes ($73.74)

Dec 13 - Little Caesars custom stuffed crust pizza and 2 sauces ($30.55)

Dec 14 - Little Caesars custom stuffed crust pizza and 6 sauces ($39.56)

Total: $235.10
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Living the dream.
 
bonified retard said:
Estimated doordash totals for this past week. Pricing based on his location. I entered $0 for the tips, but minimum tipping option would add an additional $43. Not counting all the booze/groceries, just the fast food

Dec 8 - Denny's Bourbon Bacon Burger ($28.90)

Dec 9 - Denny's Slam Burger ($33.58)

Dec 10 - Denny's Flamin' 5-Pepper Burger ($28.77)

Dec 11 - Fire Rock full rack ribs and 2 crab cakes ($73.74)

Dec 13 - Little Caesars custom stuffed crust pizza and 2 sauces ($30.55)

Dec 14 - Little Caesars custom stuffed crust pizza and 6 sauces ($39.56)

Total: $235.10
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Is this a feeder thing, like King Assripper? I know he said he's doing cameos but who the hell is dropping $48 that consistently?
 
funscape said:
Since Josh never buys new clothes other than what fans send him, I wonder what he's going to do when he won't fit in his Ozzy shirts and bleached pants anymore? He must struggle to get in those customized jeans these days. Will he just stream with a loin cloth on like some disgusting Boglim version of Jabba the Hutt?
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We'd get into a permanent jort saga and later buck naked saga which would lead to the channel's kiss of death when he eventually stumbles up drunk swinging Josh Jr. into the camera.
 
funscape said:
Since Josh never buys new clothes other than what fans send him, I wonder what he's going to do when he won't fit in his Ozzy shirts and bleached pants anymore? He must struggle to get in those customized jeans these days. Will he just stream with a loin cloth on like some disgusting Boglim version of Jabba the Hutt?
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He's going to start looking like that picture of NAL in the $666 jeans
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bonified retard said:
Estimated doordash totals for this past week. Pricing based on his location. I entered $0 for the tips, but minimum tipping option would add an additional $43. Not counting all the booze/groceries, just the fast food

Dec 8 - Denny's Bourbon Bacon Burger ($28.90)

Dec 9 - Denny's Slam Burger ($33.58)

Dec 10 - Denny's Flamin' 5-Pepper Burger ($28.77)

Dec 11 - Fire Rock full rack ribs and 2 crab cakes ($73.74)

Dec 13 - Little Caesars custom stuffed crust pizza and 2 sauces ($30.55)

Dec 14 - Little Caesars custom stuffed crust pizza and 6 sauces ($39.56)

Total: $235.10
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Would love to see the moment he decides to just throw in those 2 crab cakes. Good god
 
Your Landlord said:
Is he doordashing booze still?
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He has a couple different booze options on doordash, but I think it's safe to assume he's been ordering from Albertson's. The energy drinks and lime juice he mixed them with aren't available at the other liquor store, and there's no way he's leaving the house for something he can just doordash.

He's probably made at least 10 seperate doordash orders this week between all the booze/mixers, chips, bacon ranch, and fast food orders.
 
chimpSculpture said:
Cobes calls his shotgun Bad Company, what did he call his custom green revolver he had in 2018 before he pawned it?
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Oh wow I just found this listing, he must've just gone on Google and searched for "black and green gun", then went and actually brought it just because of that hahahahahahahahahahaha it wasn't even custom made!!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha. This guy doesn't give a shit, he's so fucking autistic it's awesome.
https://www.impactguns.com/Revolver...-2-Barrel-Green-Frame-5rd-678958538441-53844/

So close to $420 as well hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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Did he have a nickname for it though?
 
chimpSculpture said:
Oh wow I just found this listing, he must've just gone on Google and searched for "black and green gun", then went and actually brought it just because of that hahahahahahahahahahaha it wasn't even custom made!!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha. This guy doesn't give a shit, he's so fucking autistic it's awesome.
https://www.impactguns.com/Revolver...-2-Barrel-Green-Frame-5rd-678958538441-53844/

So close to $420 as well hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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Did he have a nickname for it though?
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Almost $420 and it's not even rated for +p ammo.
 
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