🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[C. G. B. Spender]

If he had a pee bottle stash, we'd have seen him drunkenly kick over one by now.

Or pull a Jared Genesis and accidentally drink out of one.

 

[bonified retard]

There's way too much footage of him unsuccessfully pouring liquid into containers for me to ever think he could successfully piss into a bottle. He may be a lazy retard, but he's definitely potty trained.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Every good drink combo needs a pinch of Morton Isolated Salt

New cobra-isms are MDWU.

Already was.

War crimes are MDNWU toobs. Fuck sickos and fuck war criminals doodt.

No. He's mentioned that he still needs to clean his jars a few times recently. All of that stuff is just festering away somewhere in his trailer.

Just like he's "Gotta get his lathe set up." My guess is it's not happening again.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

The bugs gotta eat too, trole. It's an important part of the Boglim ecosystem.

if all life on earth were to be wiped away, I would want Cobra's domiciles to be the canisters from which the new world would be seeded.

 

[Agares]

if all life on earth were to be wiped away, I would want Cobra's domiciles to be the canisters from which the new world would be seeded.

The beetle race that would one day replace humanity in Lovecraft's the Shadow Out of Time evolved from the chairbugs.

 

[funscape]

The beetle race that would one day replace humanity in Lovecraft's the Shadow Out of Time evolved from the chairbugs.

Or maybe he will be the progenitor for the ape-like subterranean Morlocks from H. G. Wells' The Time Machine.

 

[Agares]

Or maybe he will be the progenitor for the ape-like subterranean Morlocks from H. G. Wells' The Time Machine.

That happens in the timeline where he gets NAL pregnant.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

That happens in the timeline where he gets NAL pregnant.

Honestly, I'm still surprised that Jessica Didn't try the baby trap angle. Surely, we'd have heard by now.

 

[Agares]

Honestly, I'm still surprised that Jessica Didn't try the baby trap angle. Surely, we'd have heard by now.

She did on the first visit. She was taking prenatal supplements and told Cobes that his paypigs would fund their family if he knocked her up.

Thankfully Skygod intervened the crippled her ovaries long before she met the boglim.

 

[Ponzo]

New cobra-isms are MDWU.

generic genetic mountain dew TWU

 

[Negev]

She did on the first visit. She was taking prenatal supplements and told Cobes that his paypigs would fund their family if he knocked her up.

Thankfully Skygod intervened the crippled her ovaries long before she met the boglim.

I have no idea why she thought cobes was secretly well off or something, as if the meagre alcohol money he gets could support a single person let alone a family.

 

[snort beg snort]

Is it that hard to put the phone on silent awoooooooga

 

[Agares]

I have no idea why she thought cobes was secretly well off or something, as if the meagre alcohol money he gets could support a single person let alone a family.

She must have assumed free housing + relatively well off dad + monthly welfare check + donations for being an e celeb = "well off".

 

[mars]

My new least favorite Cobra thing is his sauce finger licking.

 

[Agares]

My new least favorite Cobra thing is his sauce finger licking.

What about the sauce lid slurping?

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Bossman the crackhead had a whole corner dedicated to his tinfoil crack smoking apparatus,

If someone has a photo or link to this I would really like to get a peek at his setup. They must not sell I Love You Roses in his neck of the burbs.

 

[Whatisgoingon]

What about the sauce lid slurping?

That's my favorite thing to show newcomers irl about Cobra. Regardless of how nice they are trying to be about me showing them an autistic alcoholic regard, showing them him slurping sauce packets or lids will make them cringe everytime.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

If someone has a photo or link to this I would really like to get a peek at his setup. They must not sell I Love You Roses in his neck of the burbs.

There's many more documented in his thread, this is after it was 'cleaned up'. He also used soda cans and socket wrenches.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

I have no idea why she thought cobes was secretly well off or something, as if the meagre alcohol money he gets could support a single person let alone a family.

Or how she thought either one of them was fertile enough, Cobes spanks the monkey so much that he shoots duster puffs at this point dood.

 

[Shinkai]

generic genetic mountain dew TWU

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His head is looking absolutely ginormous. Always joked it's a gourd but it's looking extremely oversized Pixar baby head on a human body. Probably so clogged up it's about to explode