Biodiesel combo hack when?
Hobo. Jumping trains, cooking slop around burning barrels with a similar circle of friends to his one in earlier apartments high on gutrot and bad tobacco sounds pretty close to his actual life.
He'd probably just lean more into his badass cowboy persade, or he'd be a biker / hot rod dude. He still brings up the hot rod / biker shows he used to go with Clint to, and iirc he claims to have discovered "goth" via a gothic model on a hot rod postercard from one of these shows.
Let's face it, if he wasn't born when he was he would probably end up as one of McNamara's Morons or otherwise drafted into the service and that would have been the end of him before he could become a poser
Another dry spell washed away in the rains of change, toobs. Mote is as mote does in the witch's circle.
He's getting old, he's completely sedentary, and now he has regular paypigs funding his alcohol deliveries. He's drinking more liquor than ever before, and hard liquor, and barrels of liquid sugar. He's going to continue to get fat as fuck between drinking more calories than africa eats in a year every day, and the door dash slop, boy's thread will be in deathfat section before he dies.
Already was.
Nothing like a cigarette and a half pint of Cuervor tequila mixed with lime juice and isolyted salt to get the morning started.
I think he finally accepted reality and he never successfully produced enough alcohol to get drunk, so why spend his entire tugboat grocery money on slop he has to spike with everclear and vodka, when you can just put it to smoked salmon dip and sports drinks to mix with your booze.
Honestly at least he's getting some electrolytes.
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It's just extremely low effort. Also the idea is harebrained. A non-fiction serious book on Cobra is a terrible idea. It would maybe work if Clint wrote one because it would be hilarious to read.
