🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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what a specimen

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Smegward said:
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Christ, he's really going to get fat isn't he? His natural metabolism is slowing down and all the extra calories from drinking are really starting to pile on.

I feel like we are going to reach a point soon where all the genuine people who watch Cobra will abandon him out of how depressing his life has become and all he will be left with is the a-logs who will torment him and precipitate his inevitable demise. Circle of protection around our boy.
 
funscape said:
Christ, he's really going to get fat isn't he? His natural metabolism is slowing down and all the extra calories from drinking are really starting to pile on.

I feel like we are going to reach a point soon where all the genuine people who watch Cobra will abandon him out of how depressing his life has become and all he will be left with is the a-logs who will torment him and precipitate his inevitable demise. Circle of protection around our boy.
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I'm totally in for the obesity arc.
 
underoo underarmour said:
The boy is certainty in a rut. Lots of uploads but nothing interesting. It seems like he has settled into a routine and is comfortable, which us probably easier on him than a BPD bitch driving him to suck a gun barrel. Unfortunately boglim with no shenanigans it's just an unkempt alcoholic eating garbage.
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After everything with NAL I guess I can't blame him too much, I just hope he at least gets back to mead making or some music maybe. I don't think there are anymore degens in Casper for him to hang out with most are either in jail or he doesn't talk to them anymore, although I haven't really been keeping up with anyone other than him so I may be wrong.
 
I just realized that despite Josh having trichotillomania I don’t think I’ve seen him pull out his hair once. Has he ever done it on a livestream or something before?
 
Jobama said:
I just realized that despite Josh having trichotillomania I don’t think I’ve seen him pull out his hair once. Has he ever done it on a livestream or something before?
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AFAIA he doesn't. His "trickerteria" just makes his male pattern baldness seem more interesting/tragic.

Just like "having a big hog", or "being goth", it's just something he says to add a little seasoning to being a fat, autistic, alcoholic shut-in.
 
Does anyone have the picture a neighbor took of Cobes' door at his last apartment? It was a picture of a six pack of duster that had been left on the floor at his door by DoorDash lol.
 
Someone asked awhile back what josh was going to get ozzy for his b day. Its a bell. He said in a past livestream he would have got him a cane but he has too many than talked about custom bells. so yeah its a bell
 
He’s not really gonna get fat, because he doesn’t really eat that much. Most of his food hacks end up barely eaten and he’s passed out for much of the day. He eats a lot of fattening food, but as long as his total calories are within norm, he’s gonna be fine.

Your metabolic needs don’t change that much between 20 and 40. Slow metabolism is just copium from fatties in denial. People simply get more sedentary in their 30’s. Ain’t much else to it.
 
Captain Ahab said:
He’s not really gonna get fat, because he doesn’t really eat that much. Most of his food hacks end up barely eaten and he’s passed out for much of the day. He eats a lot of fattening food, but as long as his total calories are within norm, he’s gonna be fine.

Your metabolic needs don’t change that much between 20 and 40. Slow metabolism is just copium from fatties in denial. People simply get more sedentary in their 30’s. Ain’t much else to it.
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He regularly drinks at least 1000-2000 calories a day in soda, mead and alcohol.
 
Captain Ahab said:
He’s not really gonna get fat, because he doesn’t really eat that much. Most of his food hacks end up barely eaten and he’s passed out for much of the day. He eats a lot of fattening food, but as long as his total calories are within norm, he’s gonna be fine.

Your metabolic needs don’t change that much between 20 and 40. Slow metabolism is just copium from fatties in denial. People simply get more sedentary in their 30’s. Ain’t much else to it.
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Bro I hit 30 and my ass got fatter real quick with no significant change to diet or routine. But I will agree fatties use it as an excuse.

Edit - ass as in me in general not my actual ass
 
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