🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Molly Millions said:
There is a remote possibility that Cobra could send things to Ozzy's management.

So the speculation is that he bought Ozzy something from BudK? So like a knife or something? I'm pretty sure knives are illegal in England.

Or he could just look his phone number up and ask
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Buying Ozzy a $100+ birthday gift will be way funnier in a couple weeks when he's complaining about being too broke to buy his family Christmas gifts.
 
ResignedCustodes said:
That would be amazing. Endless dank stew hacks and watching it become a monstrous amalgam of culinary disaster.

I don't think the boy's utilities budget would support 24/7 stew, sadly.
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You only have to look at what he did to the "instant mashed potatoes" when he first moved into the trailer to get an idea of how a slow cooker would go. Every recipe would end up cooked down until it's unrecognizable organic matter with the consistency of glue. Cobra's radioactive grease. And he will never clean the thing properly and pass out while it's on for over 12 hours.
 
Youtube Celery said:
Should Clint put Josh in a (smart) group home?
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"I'm sorry Josh but that's most definitely not what's up."
 
Captain Ahab said:
His dank food hacks are a pale shadow of what they once were. Boy just got lazy.
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Doesn't want to drink 99 proof bananas to make a sloppy burger...Doesn't want to drink all day to make deep freid avocados...those days are gone...like tears in the rain.
 
I feel bad for the newcomers who will never know the sheer might of his autism before it became clouded by booze and depression.

 
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