🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Casually wishing everyone a murder free black friday because his only cultural frame of reference for it is South Park and Family Guy got me good. He's the most unintentionally funny person alive, and it's not even close.
 
A gay pizza for a gay Cobra
Large pizza with 4 cheese and 3 meats
He's upset that he wasn't allowed to put every single topping on it
Several AWOOGAs are heard
Got drunk and passed out alone on Thanksgiving

 
Molly Millions said:
A gay pizza for a gay Cobra
Large pizza with 4 cheese and 3 meats
He's upset that he wasn't allowed to put every single topping on it
Several AWOOGAs are heard
Got drunk and passed out alone on Thanksgiving

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0iOepbBjjV4
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I wonder if there really was a family dinner last night and he just got drunk instead of going or if it was just him being a retard and they're doing the dinner on Saturday like he originally claimed?
 
Molly Millions said:
A gay pizza for a gay Cobra
Large pizza with 4 cheese and 3 meats
He's upset that he wasn't allowed to put every single topping on it
Several AWOOGAs are heard

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0iOepbBjjV4
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He’s been exposing his upper body a lot lately wonder if his exhibitionist side is coming back or maybe he just can’t stand the smell of cloths anymore.
 
Dill said:
He’s been exposing his upper body a lot lately wonder if his exhibitionist side is coming back or maybe he just can’t stand the smell of cloths anymore.
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He said that he was doing laundry because of the family dinner coming up so it's probably the same logic as him not changing his shirt for weeks at a time, he already doesn't have a shirt on so why go through the trouble of putting one on when he can just leave it off and not have to worry about it getting dirty doodt.
 
Hennimore said:
He said that he was doing laundry because of the family dinner coming up so it's probably the same logic as him not changing his shirt for weeks at a time, he already doesn't have a shirt on so why go through the trouble of putting one on when he can just leave it off and not have to worry about it getting dirty doodt.
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Ever left laundry in the washer for 3 days . Seen people in apartments do that, smells like modly death. The late thanksgiving will be off to a good start.
 
Molly Millions said:
A gay pizza for a gay Cobra
Large pizza with 4 cheese and 3 meats
He's upset that he wasn't allowed to put every single topping on it
Several AWOOGAs are heard
Got drunk and passed out alone on Thanksgiving

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0iOepbBjjV4
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Gotta give him credit. He still managed to make the most inedible slop combo with the limited options they gave him. Who the fuck mixes feta with mozz, parmesan and ricotta?
 

Fuck is he talking about Ninja texting him. I’m sure it has to be just a troll but even then that’s a really random troll scheme to pose as a washed up Fortnite streamer that’s for some reason live and texting cobra on his personal phone.

Though the thought of Cobez beefing with a streamer as “big” as ninja and all hundreds of slop stream commenters uploading “The Ninja situation is insane.” Is kind of funny
 
Slim Boglim said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JRwYSDhsDgI
Fuck is he talking about Ninja texting him. I’m sure it has to be just a troll but even then that’s a really random troll scheme to pose as a washed up Fortnite streamer that’s for some reason live and texting cobra on his personal phone.

Though the thought of Cobez beefing with a streamer as “big” as ninja and all hundreds of slop stream commenters uploading “The Ninja situation is insane.” Is kind of funny
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They convinced Cobes that Ninja was texting him on a stream with 300k live viewers and he fell for the bait hook, line and sinker. Better not verify your facts before making a video responce, BOY.
 
Agares said:
They convinced Cobes that Ninja was texting him on a stream with 300k live viewers and he fell for the bait hook, line and sinker. Better not verify your facts before making a video responce, BOY.
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It would have been way better if someone texted him as amouranth saying he was a incel. This ninja stuff is a one off yawn.
 
Agares said:
They convinced Cobes that Ninja was texting him on a stream with 300k live viewers and he fell for the bait hook, line and sinker. Better not verify your facts before making a video responce, BOY.
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Honestly if people are going to harass him the least they could do is make it funny and lead to content like texting him “better not go live” or posing as world famous Fortnite streamer and expert flosser, Ninja. It’s at least funny and mostly harmless and can spur him into doing something funny unlike telling him to kill himself, that his dad wishes he’d die, or accusing him of being a rapist for the millionth time
 
grand larsony said:
Snake Bones isn't a documentary format but I think that's my runner up for favorite Cobra media. The intros/outros especially have such a great vibe and the hosts always keep it pretty fun and lighthearted, and they cover a lot of the Cobraverse's greatest hits.
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Honestly, Seizure Robot 5000 is up there with the greatest people who do cobra media. He's so fucking funny and weird, and I just really enjoy his style of content and his humour. The fact that the man pours hours into 3D modeling weird shit like the Shame Cube meme of Cobra or that Oblivion/Morrowind animation with dwarfliny and Josh. Just peak.
 
NeverKnowsBest said:
I convinced him I was Ninja and told him I'd pay him 100k if he could go one week without drinking. His responses took up a couple whole screens of scrolling haha.


I've texted him like 5 times ever, and they usually get pretty boiler plate "fuck you I own your life troll" responses, this one was a couple pages long and the text alone was funny enough, but getting him to make a video thinking he was getting trolled by Ninja, in front of 300k live viewers, pretty funny
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Go back to facebook, faggot.
 
NeverKnowsBest said:
"Better not go live" is what a tiktard would think is hilarious, he wouldn't respond the way he used to respond when you use that.

I've literally texted him like 5 times in my whole life, this was the first time this year. Honestly, it's hilarious, his response was really funny & the fact that I got him to make a video about it, is better than you whining about it 'not being funny'

TMDWU
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Interacting with a lolcow in any way is MDNWU. By interacting with him in any way, you're no better than the fag at Comcast who fucked with DSP's internet - pushing a person like Cobes into making content when he just makes his own from trole paranoia, drunken delusions, and random bits he sees on YouToobz, completely free of charge.
You're a colossal faggot. Go back.
 
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