🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Whats the total for the year? Is this the third one? I know there was the uber incident this summer. Wasn't there another at the start of the year too?

Fourth.

1. Start-of-year phone break
2. Uber Incident(feat. Jessica Boyle)
3. New Phone(battery wouldn't hold charge)
4. Screen smash "Hack"

 

[Molly Millions]

Cobra uses his financial superbrain to explain how he turned $1000 into $400 using one simple trick

 

[mars]

Cobra uses his financial superbrain to explain how he turned $1000 into $400 using one simple trick

He got "screwed out of his youtube money" because his account was in the negative from ordering too much doordash. Accountability slides off this man like water off a duck's back.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

the only way to stop cobes from breaking his phone is if you put one of those shock proof cases on it. but even then im sure he would still try.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah someone just low key happened to hack his phone on low key the day that he's low key angry about losing Puff and is low key plastered

Am I being rash here or did Josh himself "hack" his phone by tard raging and smashing it?

 

[Agares]

Am I being rash here or did Josh himself "hack" his phone by tard raging and smashing it?

The idea of a trole phishing him with a malware link in on an iPhone seems a bit far fetched, no?

 

[bonified retard]

He pronounced liqueur correctly, but I don't think he knows what a liqueur is.

Safe to say he doesn't know what liqueur is.

 

[Crabpuncher]

Am I being rash here or did Josh himself "hack" his phone by tard raging and smashing it?

You are not being rash. One of the interesting things about Cobes is that compared to most lolcows, he has been hacked probably the fewest times by length on the radar. I can't think of any email breaches or phone breaches ever. Most of the time the "hacks" are just some buddy troll or ex-friend dumping communication. I wouldn't be suprised if home dad Clint had some of the two factor ID stuff sent to him personally. This would also explain why it takes him so long to access certain accounts or money in """"emergancies""". Home Dad took his debit card.

 

[Bogliacci]

It took some classic Jorp hilarity to bring back my interestin the boy heh

 

[Hennimore]

lol man what a day for Jord content

 

[Agares]

It took some classic Jorp hilarity to bring back my interestin the boy heh

This broke the Jessica loop. Temporarily, but I digress.

 

[BallsMcLongDong]

It seems like somehow just entering the Boglim’s orbit leaves you with a stupid fucking nickname immediately. What bog-name do you think Cobes would christen you with? I think I’d be called Slim Jimmy

Balls the Sag Fag

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pSknHUuJiaE
Hes talking about Puff drunk listening to gayi music

He hated that drink combo. The tiniest baby boy of a sip followed by a grimace. It's rough, toobs.

 

[BigBenTheLittleGuy]

Man, I fell away from him during the Jessica loop. Glad to see he still can get his phone "hacked" by smashing it.

 

[Law]

If so, how did he afford a tit job wasn't he homeless and/or shelter surfing?

Couch-surfing trannies always seem to be able to afford all this bespoke plastic surgery and I don't understand how.

The warchests. The cannonballs.

The bazookongas. The blitz-teats.

 

[GameratePTSD]

It is what it is toobz

 

[bonified retard]

Made a more lore-accurate remix of his Puff song on soono.

 

[Mister Uno]

It's getting harder and harder to like the boy I must admit. The Jessica loop (I'm still mad he let her in the last time), four broken phones this year, the increasingly lack of accountability, and now we're getting AI music slop.
Personally it frustrates me to no end that he will NEVER change his number despite the fact it would help him immensely. I have no idea how he comes to the conclusion that "changing my number=trolls win" besides the fact he is a wetbrain regard.

 

[Agares]

It's getting harder and harder to like the boy I must admit. The Jessica loop (I'm still mad he let her in the last time), four broken phones this year, the increasingly lack of accountability, and now we're getting AI music slop.
Personally it frustrates me to no end that he will NEVER change his number despite the fact it would help him immensely. I have no idea how he comes to the conclusion that "changing my number=trolls win" besides the fact he is a wetbrain regard.

Just goes to show you how crippling and life ruining his ODD actually is. Can't even change his number and be more careful with who he gives it to and use something newer than an old ass iPhone 8 because that makes the troles win.

I wonder if he keeps all his broken phones in a drawer or box and it's like a mass grave for iPhones. Goth as fuck, doodt.

 

[rexxon_tillerson]

heres the list, its not updated with the most recent one tho.

Whats the total for the year? Is this the third one? I know there was the uber incident this summer. Wasn't there another at the start of the year too?