🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Slim Boglim said:
“My dad and I decided it’s best I never have another pet for the rest of my life.”
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He should get a series of pit bulls. He'd be the one person who somehow killed them accidentally instead of getting killed by them.
 
PetiteFeet said:
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Welcome back, Floorlord.
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Ugggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh... Why the fuck is this faglord back?
Out of every lolcow I've ever seen, Warlord is the worst orbiter I've ever known. I can't stand niggas who look like this and act like he does.
Actually was friends with a dude like this IRL, literally made himself out to be (To quote Snatch) "Muhammed-'I'm Hard'-Bruce fuckin' Lee", endlessly telling everyone he kicked the piss out of dudes who fucked with him, was once on an "Anti Terrorism Training course", the usual spiele, But literally was the biggest pussy I've ever met, I saw him shy away from multiple encounters even so far as to try and shrink from a group of teenagers throwing insults at his ex-girlfriend, hell he even pussed out of manning up to me and I'm a well known pacifist. These fuckwits always act hard but are the first to run when shit hits the fan, they want to be the coolest, most interesting people in the room simply because they aren't and it half surprises me Warlord trooned out.
Why half? Usually man-children who're hyper-obsessed about their ego and "Looking like a hard nut" do not want to appear in anyway effeminate or weak, which they see Trans people as. On the other hand, Warlord is a weird gooner ass nigga who wants all attention on him at any given moment. So it makes sense he'd troon out whilst constantly having a short-back and sides and a fucking beard, just so when people go "Yeah how can I help sir?" he can go "ITS MA'AM!" and cause a stink over it.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Someone linked the the video earlier in the thread. Basically Josh had a bully in school named Carl who refused to leave him alone so he would try and bully him back, Clint told him to stop because Carl's dad already bullied him at home, Josh comes to school the next day and says "At least my dad loves me!" then flashforward years later during a facebook livestream he hears his mom died and he revels in it. Pretty scummy and also extremely petty but not the "Josh bullied a retarded man who just wanted to be his friend then mocked his dead parent!" story @mars was painting it as.
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Carl did not bully Cobra at all. He was a retard who latched onto Cobes and wanted to hang out with him so Cobes bullied him in return. Clint told Cobes to stop because Carl's dad was abusive but Cobes proceeded to taunt Carl about his abusive dad. That's what I misremembering. You're right about the mom comment. That just shows how little his mindset has changed since school.
 
Cobes, at 17:30:
The title of this video is going to be "One Year Later"
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crakrock said:
Carl didn't bully Cobra, he was a more retarded kid who wanted to be Cobra's friend and didn't take the hint (cause he's retarded)
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mars said:
Carl did not bully Cobra at all. He was a retard who latched onto Cobes and wanted to hang out with him so Cobes bullied him in return. Clint told Cobes to stop because Carl's dad was abusive but Cobes proceeded to taunt Carl about his abusive dad. That's what I misremembering. You're right about the mom comment. That just shows how little his mindset has changed since school.
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Interesting. Who is this according to? Did Clint talk about it?
 
Nothing says I miss my lizard like slobbering all over yourself, spilling whiskey all over your lap and pretending to be sad while you listen to AI slop music about said lizard.

I like how it never occurred to the guy who claims to be a musician and has 11 albums to actually just write and perform his own song about Puff instead of taking the lazy way out and letting an AI do it.
 
UncleBlazer said:
I remember Cobes saying at one point (around the floorlord era) that Warlord had been put on some medication that ended up giving him tits as a side effect? He said he was gonna sue the pharmaceutical company or some shit, but it's Warlord so, y'know.
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So he troons out and too boot, can't own up to trooning out so has to come up with some cock and bull story to try and preserve some sembelance of manhood?
What is it with weird ass niggas like this? Don't they realise people have infinitely more respect for you if you just admit the shit you're busy making lie upon lie about?
 
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In defense of Cobes, reptiles are clever creatures that love to explore, and will figure out how to escape their enclosure, if its not properly secured. Especially if they're cold (they seek warmth/sunlight) or if its around mating season (they will go search for a mate). So even if he hadn't taken it outside, Puff was bound to escape at some point, so way Cobes wouldn't have eventually messed up and left the enclosure open.
 
"I feel absolutely disgusted that my lizard Puff shares the same name with P Diddy. And no one knew how depraved he was until he got arrested so it's not Puff's fault and it's certainly not my fault."
 
I remember Cobes saying at one point (around the floorlord era) that Warlord had been put on some medication that ended up giving him tits as a side effect? He said he was gonna sue the pharmaceutical company or some shit, but it's Warlord so, y'know.
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Risperdon makes ur tits grow as a man, they are anti-psychotic meds. But they don't grow as big as how Warlord has them. He for sure is taking something else because of the size tits.

" The coolest lizzard left Home today " He didn't leave boglim, you took him outside on your shoulder in the winter. I bursted out laughing when I heard that, he is coping hard like he ran away from his enclosure.
 
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